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That was, without a doubt, the absolute best parody of every single 9/11 conspiradrama video I have ever seen.
There's just one problem - 9/11 didn't happen. The Twin Towers were actually picked up and flown by CIA UFO ships to Saudi Arabia, the night before the attack. Everything that you saw was all a giant hologram - no buildings, no planes, no nothing. It was all nothing more than a plot by George Bush to turn the WTC into Texy Land - a huge redneck themed amusement park in the middle of Manhattan. Unfortunately, the scheme worked so well that he was forced to go to war and his dreams of defeating the Evildoers who run Disney were dashed.
And the towers? What became of them? They were sold to future president Barack Ubama who is said to have plans to turn them into the world's largest liquor stores.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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It's difficult to know if people are just joking but there seems to be a depressing number of YouTube comments that didn't realize it was a parody.Comment
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A lot of people refuse to believe that a small group of people with a couple hundred grand could slip through the cracks and carry out what's a relatively simple plot - overwhelm the crew of an airplane and crash it into a building. There has to be something else, some big government fueled and funded plot to drag us into a war in Iraq. It can never be that some psycho had a big idea and sent a bunch of other psychos to carry it out.
No, there can't really be bad people in the world who have the drive and determination to go up in a giant ball of fire and take as many Americans with them as possible. It has to be some giant gubment conspiracy that's so convoluted and broad that it can only be carried out once. Because if it really was just a bunch of murderous crazies then that means it could happen again.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Lame and ghey and old. That crap has been circulating on JewTube for ages. Tell me again, Sesh when was that movie made? Around 1985? Yet, your fucked up generation did nothing to stop it.
Want some REAL conspiracies?
Why in the fuck is there this much snow lingering around this late in April?
Columbine some 16 years later. Was it the work of the Illuminati?
420 stoners. When are they going the fuck back home? (Especially the F A T fucking Texans)
Apparently, Denver "pigs" don't hate:
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One of these days all you stupid fags will get smart ..I mean have you seen all the Illuminati stuff all over youtube Aston Kruncher Demi Moores jiggaloo wearing Shriner emblems on thier hats all the ....millions of people walking aroung that black preached talking about T=Pack and Biggy and all the Illuminaties controlling EVERYTHING!!!!
Hey kabala was so yesterday not like the trend of being Iluminated....yeah that's Right, the Illuminati are all dope smokers. it's a conspiracy...of THE HIGHEST ORDER!!!!
If you smoke pot you worship the devil and involve yourselves in sex rituals of the Mason...Illuminati////that's right dope fiend you are a, square and compass.2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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