Not One More Penny!

[Nickdfresh]

Dear Edward Van Halen, I used to love you but now think you're a discarded feminine hygiene product. Go fuck yourself.

I'd write more words and stuff, but that would entail showing caring and stuff...

[guwapo_rocker]

I've got a million fucking posts on this topic..... in my vault....

[DONNIEP]

Ooh, a thread just for Ed to read!

Dear Ed,

You suck. Your kid seems nice though. Must get that from his mom, who must be a saint to live with your miserable drunken and fairly unattractive self all those years. It's a good thing you got dentures because your unnaturally narrow arch made your smile make you look like a complete idiot your entire life. I think the correct dental term for it is Dopey Looking.

Nobody wants to sit through another one of your interminably long solos either. Well, not unless you're loaded and we make fun of you. I'd suggest giving Brian Young a call. He can probably take the time to teach you a new solo.

Have a nice day.

Your friend,
Donnie

[Nickdfresh]

Mikey has no soul when he sings? Ed has no soul when he plays. I'm not paying to watch another mechanically perfect, robotically performed Eddie Van Halen souless-lick...

Fucking savant genius but with not soul...

[DONNIEP]

Mikey has no soul when he sings? Ed has no soul when he plays. I'm not paying to watch another mechanically perfect, robotically performed Eddie Van Halen souless-lick...

Fucking savant genius but with not soul...

Mike's bass solo may have been goofy, ok it was goofy. But at least he got into it. Watching Ed play is like watching one of those mechanical pianos. Booorrrrriiiinnnnnggg...

[WARF]

Here's one more....

[DONNIEP]

Here's one more....

Man that chick is fatter'n hells now. Like the size of a Buick.

[WARF]

Laverne was a possible bag over the head "fuck" candidate in the 70's she may have max'd out at a "5" on a scale of 1-10 .... Now I wouldn't fuck her with a gun to my head.

[Dave's Bitch]

Tell 'em Nick!

[DONNIEP]

Now I wouldn't fuck her with a gun to my head.

We know somebody who's into that sort of thing

[Kristy]

I'm with Nick on this one


Christ, what a shit actress.

[Whorehey]

I'm with Nick on this one


Christ, what a shit actress.

She's gonna look heinous in ten years...

[vandeleur]

I'm with Nick on this one


Christ, what a shit actress.

Wow I love her more than kenny loves to tuck his balls in and type as Kristy

[Nickdfresh]

Her rack looks pretty good right now...

[DONNIEP]

I'm with Nick on this one


Christ, what a shit actress.

Don't know who that is but man oh man I'd bang her until one of us literally died.