Seshmeister's Secret Seduction Techniques

[Anonymous]

Having trouble getting the ladies to put out for you?

Tired of seeing those forceful men get all the poontang while you have to resort to masturbation just because you respect women?

Well, fret no more. We have EXCLUSIVE seduction techniques from the Scottish Stud himself!

Rumour has it he learned these infallible tricks while watching James Bond. CAN IT BE TRUE???



Above we see Seshmeister, the Scotland Stallion putting the moves on a Ninja! Did it work? We don't know, but we assume that no woman, even a Ninja could possibly resist such a display of manliness.

But to definitely shut up all naysayers, we will show irrefutable proof of a woman falling at Sesh's feet.



SEDUCTION!

[DONNIEP]

I no see your pictures. You try to be sneaky? Rike'a Japanese? Huh, ritter bit sneaky?

[Anonymous]

They're animated GIFs. I used postimage.org as always. Are you using your crappy phone to surf the web again?

Direct links:

http://s8.postimg.org/own1vs4eb/m4fmy4_V.gif

http://s8.postimg.org/99vsieqmb/tumblr_nc45ys_Fmf_A1qjztgpo1_400.gif

[DONNIEP]

Ain't working for me on the PC either.

[Anonymous]

And the direct links?

[DONNIEP]

And the direct links?

Nah, those are fine.

[Anonymous]

Well, then what in the fuck are you cuntplaining about?

[DONNIEP]

Well, then what in the fuck are you cuntplaining about?

I don't even know, lol

[Anonymous]

I don't even know, lol

That's a sign of senility, that's what it is. Frequent complaining and/or irritation for no apparent reason.

[DONNIEP]

That's a sign of senility, that's what it is. Frequent complaining and/or irritation for no apparent reason.

Well, when you have to go to another post to click links it kinda kills the joke. And since I hold you in such high esteem it's kinda disappointing

[Anonymous]

Well, when you have to go to another post to click links it kinda kills the joke. And since I hold you in such high esteem it's kinda disappointing

I don't know what the problem is, though. Imageupload always worked before & it's working for me.

Maybe it's this crappy, buggy board.

If the two big cheeses spent more time fixing it & less time jacking off to secret agents, maybe we wouldn't have to go through all this in the first place!

What's more important? Their lives or maintaining this board in top condition so all 12 of us can run around posting bullshit?

PRIORITIES, PEOPLE!

[cadaverdog]

I'm on my PC and I can't see them either. The links worked fine. Sesh is a woman beater. Got it.

[Anonymous]

I'm on my PC and I can't see them either. The links worked fine. Sesh is a woman beater. Got it.

Damn, Dog. Don't say it like that, it was just a joke. That's too much.

Besides, the highlight should've been the fireballs coming out of his kilt.

I'd bet good money he never beat up a woman. He may have used a somewhat forceful Bond technique, though. Who knows?

[ZahZoo]

That's a sign of senility, that's what it is. Frequent complaining and/or irritation for no apparent reason.

See... there was a reason for complaining... You couldn't see shit in the original post!!

Always too quick to claim it's age and senility... Oh sure. The links were there, but the board software or some crafty programming blocked live linking/viewing. Yeah, yeah... blame the old guys...

Y'all wonder why we complain...

Punks!!

PS... why do I suspect Sesh's prowess among the ladies is about as effective as the delivery of this joke..?

[cadaverdog]

Damn, Dog. Don't say it like that, it was just a joke. That's too much.

It's a joke if someone else says it but If I say it it's not. Gotcha.