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Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992 -
"Swarms of Flying Homosexual" shows a lot of promise, but it takes a quick downturn with "Chemtrail Fire Ants".
I don't know, the first bit has so much potential, but they just ruin it.
However, they more than make up for it in the article about the gay beluga whale:
It's... beautiful. It's wonderfully worded, so carefully crafted, even with the grammatical mistakes. Never before have I seen such perfect delivery.The genetically engineered beluga whale is showing all the classic hallmarks of homosexuality: rippling abs that shamelessly glisten in the waters beneath the summer sun, a healthy rose hue of the skin and a unnerving desire to expose Christian families to homosexuality.
This is pure poetry. It brings a manly tear to my heterosexual eye.
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