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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16338

    Jesus Fucking Christ

    Not this shit again:*



    *You frame, you die.
  • Jesus Christ
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 2428

    #2
    This is an unusual prayer, My child. And just for the record, that is not My middle name!

    Verily, I say unto you though, that the Messiah really hath not given a single thought as to how a coffee shop commemorates the holiday which is alleged to be about My birth.

    And when I turn water into coffee first thing in the morning, it surely is much better than Starbucks!

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16338

      #3
      Rosanne Barr douchewater is better than Star Bucks and trust me I've had Rosanne Barr douchewater.

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      • DONNIEP
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 13373

        #4
        I think this pastor needs to be more concerned about the eradication of Christians from the Middle East than what kind of holiday cup Starbucks puts out this year.

        Really, who gives a shit? If you don't like it then don't buy the damn coffee. It's overpriced Hippie Swill anyway!
        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16338

          #5
          First off, there is no Christmas - just corporate overlords telling you what to buy in order to feel better about your miserable life

          and two,

          it's coffee for yuppies, Apple hipsters, and tool sacks.

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