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  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12748
    #1

    Roth Army Public Service Announcement

    Jewish people will kindly remember that they are not allowed to catch snowflakes with their tongues.

    It is absolutely forbidden.

    They cannot, repeat canNOT eat Christmas snow in/of any shape or form.

    Not even the yellow snow. Apparently it doesn't even taste like lemon, anyway.
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    • Angel
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7481
      #2
      Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
      Jewish people will kindly remember that they are not allowed to catch snowflakes with their tongues.

      It is absolutely forbidden.

      They cannot, repeat canNOT eat Christmas snow in/of any shape or form.

      Not even the yellow snow. Apparently it doesn't even taste like lemon, anyway.
      But...it has vitamin P!!!
      "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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        • Jesus Christ
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 2428
          #3
          I don't know who came up with that "commandment" but it was not My Dad!

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678
              #4
              Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker

              Not even the yellow snow. Apparently it doesn't even taste like lemon, anyway.
              banana?
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • DONNIEP
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 13373
                  #5
                  Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                  banana?
                  No, weenuh
                  American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • Phil theStalker
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3843
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                      I don't know who came up with that "commandment" but it was not My Dad!
                      wHAT'S DA DifFER/RENCE BeTWeEN JeSUS AnD A pic/TURE AFF JeSUS?
                      yOU CaN HaNG Da PiC/TurE WIT on/LY O1/NE NAiL.
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