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Von Halen
12-27-2015, 11:40 AM
Go USA!

Fuck Canada!

vandeleur
12-27-2015, 03:05 PM
Watch a proper sport ya girl , what's next toddler hockey :bigwink:

Von Halen
12-27-2015, 06:52 PM
What? You mean that foot fairy crap?

Anonymous
12-27-2015, 11:08 PM
What? You mean that foot fairy crap?

If those faggoty fucks bothered to watch a REAL man's sport like, say, Wrestling, they'd realise just how badly their foot fairy players act.

Most of them become deathly injured if a player from the opposing team so much as BREATHES in their direction.

Yet they keep saying Wrestling is fake, as if knowing such proves they're too smart to be fooled, yet they buy into this football crap hook, line & sinker.

It's like they're standing near a huge puddle by the side of the road, saying they're to smart to step into it while a car drives by & soaks them head to toes with the spray.

Now, what kind of bullshit sport are YOU talking about, Von? World Junior? What kind of fucking sport is "Junior"?

vandeleur
12-27-2015, 11:51 PM
What? You mean that foot fairy crap?

Yeah adult stuff :D

vandeleur
12-27-2015, 11:52 PM
Wrestling is fake :biggrin:

vandeleur
12-28-2015, 12:01 AM
Now, what kind of bullshit sport are YOU talking about, Von? World Junior? What kind of fucking sport is "Junior"?

As for macho sport if you knew anything you would know he is talking about the USA lacrosse team :D

Anonymous
12-28-2015, 04:26 AM
Lacrosse??? I just googled that, what the fuck kind of sport is that?

The team who catches more butterflies wins?

I never thought I'd live to see a sport that makes football look manly by comparison.

Anonymous
12-28-2015, 04:30 AM
Yeah adult stuff :D

Spending ludicrous amounts of money, skipping responsibilities, planning your whole life around something so fleeting that it literally won't matter one bit to anyone in a few weeks, getting into fights over nothing, yeah, adult stuff.

Angel
12-28-2015, 06:28 AM
Lacrosse??? I just googled that, what the fuck kind of sport is that?

The team who catches more butterflies wins?

I never thought I'd live to see a sport that makes football look manly by comparison.
Lacrosse is one of the most brutal sports there is, dumbass.

And Von is talking about hockey. World junior hockey...

Von Halen
12-28-2015, 08:06 AM
First and foremost. A sport ISN'T a sport, if a woman can play it just as well as a man. FACT!

A team of women could absolutely beat a team of men, in soccer. FACT!

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in football.

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in basketball.

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in baseball.

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in lacrosse.

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in hockey.

Yes, this applies to individual "sports" too.

FACT!!

vandeleur
12-28-2015, 11:02 AM
Football do you mean gay yank rugby ???

I've see it ,all the steroid bulked guys in suites of armour , that's not a sport. Bunch of vaginas.

Amy hoo was that a rant about footy or your deep hatred of women ;)

So this is love
12-28-2015, 12:46 PM
Yes, this applies to individual "sports" too.

:nono: well, I think Serena Williams could beat up the crap of a lot of men...:bigwink:

Von Halen
12-28-2015, 12:56 PM
Yes, this applies to individual "sports" too.

:nono: well, I think Serena Williams could beat up the crap of a lot of men...:bigwink:

Well then, I guess tennis isn't really a "sport"!

Or, Serena isn't really a woman!

vandeleur
12-28-2015, 01:06 PM
Remember that time vonzie told Ronda Rousey ufc wasn't a sport , yeah he told her :D

Von Halen
12-28-2015, 01:17 PM
Remember that time vonzie told Ronda Rousey ufc wasn't a sport , yeah he told her :D

Oh shit...:biggrin:

WARF
12-28-2015, 03:11 PM
First and foremost. A sport ISN'T a sport, if a woman can play it just as well as a man. FACT!

A team of women could absolutely beat a team of men, in soccer. FACT!

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in football.

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in basketball.

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in baseball.

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in lacrosse.

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in hockey.

Yes, this applies to individual "sports" too.

FACT!!

We are kings of the world. FACT!

DONNIEP
12-28-2015, 03:15 PM
We are kings of the world. FACT!

Thays the fact, Jack!! Everybody around the world cries about guns and when the bad man shows up they start crying for us to show up with our guns and save them!

Wait - what was this thread about?

cadaverdog
12-28-2015, 03:59 PM
A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in football.


Unless that team is in the CFL. :bigwink:

cadaverdog
12-28-2015, 04:04 PM
A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in basketball.

As long as Kobe Bryant isn't on the team. Most overrated/overpaid athlete in history.

Von Halen
01-05-2016, 08:07 AM
Fuck Canada, and fuck the Commies!

Anonymous
01-05-2016, 12:42 PM
Fuck Canada, and fuck the Commies!

Hahahahaha, someone got raped in a Junior sport.

Gives a whole new meaning to being Queens of the World, eh? :D

Anonymous
01-05-2016, 12:43 PM
Amy hoo was that a rant about footy or your deep hatred of women ;)

Well spotted.

I guess SOMEONE's been laughed out of the room for having a small dick once too many times.

Von Halen
01-05-2016, 12:45 PM
Hahahahaha, someone got raped in a Junior sport.

Gives a whole new meaning to being Queens of the World, eh? :D

Semi final loss to the Commies. Hardly got raped. Canada got raped.

We are the rapers, not the rapees.

We have always been, and always will be, KINGS OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!!

Embrace it Izzy. It's not like you have a choice.

Anonymous
01-05-2016, 12:55 PM
Semi final loss to the Commies. Hardly got raped. Canada got raped.

We are the rapers, not the rapees.

We have always been, and always will be, KINGS OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!!

Embrace it Izzy. It's not like you have a choice.

Well, I have to admit that I was a bit sceptical, but now I can see your master plan.

By pretending to be a submissive bitch to the Chinese, you leached more money out of them than they could afford. And now you're dragging a whole Millennial Empire down with your sheer, unbelievable incompetence.

I expect by the time you're through with them, the Chinese will be reduced to begging Russia and/or Germany for a loaf of bread.

I was wrong & I admit it. You guys destroy whole continents just by atrociously fucking up, just by shooting yourselves in the foot repeatedly. I have no choice but to applaud you. :appl:

Von Halen
01-05-2016, 01:01 PM
I have no choice but to applaud you. :appl:

Why, thank you!

Angel
01-05-2016, 05:11 PM
Semi final loss to the Commies. Hardly got raped. Canada got raped.

We are the rapers, not the rapees.

We have always been, and always will be, KINGS OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!!

Embrace it Izzy. It's not like you have a choice.
Canada didn't get raped, they fucking asked to get ass fucked and they did...

Seshmeister
01-05-2016, 06:25 PM
First and foremost. A sport ISN'T a sport, if a woman can play it just as well as a man. FACT!

A team of women could absolutely beat a team of men, in soccer. FACT!

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in football.

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in basketball.

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in baseball.

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in lacrosse.

A team of women could NEVER beat a team of men in hockey.

Yes, this applies to individual "sports" too.

FACT!!

So no more hockey for you!


http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/12/shannon-szabados-sphl-first-woman-to-record-shutout-mens-pro-hockey


Canadian gold-medal winning goalie Shannon Szabados has played between the pipes for the Columbus Cottonmouths in the Southern Professional Hockey League for the better part of three seasons.

Saturday night, she made 33 saves in 3-0 win against the Huntsville Havoc, making her the first woman to record a shutout in a men’s professional hockey league.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXPuDFAUoAAQExU.jpg

Von Halen
01-05-2016, 06:45 PM
So no more hockey for you!


http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/12/shannon-szabados-sphl-first-woman-to-record-shutout-mens-pro-hockey


Canadian gold-medal winning goalie Shannon Szabados has played between the pipes for the Columbus Cottonmouths in the Southern Professional Hockey League for the better part of three seasons.

Saturday night, she made 33 saves in 3-0 win against the Huntsville Havoc, making her the first woman to record a shutout in a men’s professional hockey league.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXPuDFAUoAAQExU.jpg

I'd fuck her.

Von Halen
01-05-2016, 06:50 PM
I said a TEAM Sesh! She's an anomaly. She'll never make the NHL.

Anonymous
01-06-2016, 07:11 AM
I said a TEAM Sesh! She's an anomaly. She'll never make the NHL.

Just accept the fact that a woman's first reaction at a tiny dick is to laugh uncontrollably. They don't do it to spite you, it's just a natural reaction.

What's evil though, is that they tell about small guys like you to big guys like me. And they giggle all the time they're doing it.

But don't hold it against them. It's not like they can feel it, anyway.

Von Halen
01-06-2016, 08:10 AM
Just accept the fact that a woman's first reaction at a tiny dick is to laugh uncontrollably. They don't do it to spite you, it's just a natural reaction.

What's evil though, is that they tell about small guys like you to big guys like me. And they giggle all the time they're doing it.

But don't hold it against them. It's not like they can feel it, anyway.

Izzy, you seem to have a weird fascination with the size of member's members. In fact, you seem to have an infatuation with cock size in general.

Just to ease your concern about the size, or lack thereof, of my pecker, I'll give you a couple of FACTS about it.

1. If I fuck you in your ass with it, it will hurt you.

2. It's never failed to satisfy me.

Anonymous
01-06-2016, 08:20 AM
But has it satisfied any woman?

DONNIEP
01-06-2016, 08:49 AM
But has it satisfied any woman?

Satisfied a womarn?? Isn't just showing up sassifaction enough?? Geez, next you're gonna ask him if he cuddles with them afterwards or, yuck, talks about "feelings" and stuff with them.

Anonymous
01-06-2016, 09:14 AM
Satisfied a womarn?? Isn't just showing up sassifaction enough?? Geez, next you're gonna ask him if he cuddles with them afterwards or, yuck, talks about "feelings" and stuff with them.

What can I say? I'm a sensitive man. I'm a softie at heart.

But I draw the line at talking feelings. That's my cue to get up & get the hell out of there while they sit in bed, crying in confusion.

A Man has his limits!