So now you know...
Why preachers need private planes.
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Makes perfect sense to me.
I was a bit unsure at first, but when they said they couldn't get inside a long tube filled with demons, aka the plebeians, & how it gnaws at your heart & soul to have to fly with & breathe the same air as the unwashed peasant masses, I could relate.
That's why I own a car, so I don't have to take the bus.
Shit, I gotta work on getting me one of them private jet-propelled aeroplanes too. -
Well, the problem isn't so much that the preacher CANT talk to my Former Employer on a commercial plane. It's that if he does, he's likely to be taken into custody, and possibly suspected of terrorism.Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerI've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.Comment
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So, yeah, that's how it works. And if you're gonna be praying whilst on a plane, be sure to say Praise Jesus out loud a couple times in American English. That way we'll know you're not a Talicong and won't have to fireboard your ass. Otherwise there's a good chance we'll toss you out the back of the plane.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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It's the American way!Comment
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