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Nothing worse than getting paranoid on dope... 
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Thought it was just awesome how these two just, like, KNEW they were surrounded by non-existent cops, man!
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Couldn't they just follow someone too closely or make a lane change without signaling like the people hauling drugs on the Ohio Turnpike do?Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.Comment
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"the dog is cool"Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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no charge
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Paranoia may destroy ya. Made a bonehead manuever while holding a little illegal vegetation myself once but on a much smaller scale. I was chilling with a couple buddies on the Blvd one night when we were aproached by the man. A few minutes earlier we had been smoking a joint with some biker dude. He saw the cops coming so he threw the still burning roach down, jumped on his bike and hauled ass. One of the cops picked up the joint and asked me if it was mine. Of course I said no so he decided to search me. He told me to empty my pockets. I showed him my keys and my wallet and said that's it. He then told me to pull my left pocket out so he could see if anything was in it. As I pulled it out I said "see, there's nothing in my sock". Luckilly the cop didn't catch that because there was something in my sock. An ounce of weed. Since he didn't find anything he told us to go about our business but as soon as he was gone my buddies started flicking me shit because they knew I always carried my stash there.Beware of DogComment
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nice
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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i was bein' "detained" one time and was in the holdin' cell of a jail in wisconsin. i had a little sack of green in my watch pocket they didn't find after a coupla pat downs, i sat on the crapper and stashed it in the toilet paper roll.Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Cdog a lot of your stories involve socks ?fuck your fucking framingComment
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Last edited by Satan; 01-26-2016, 02:35 PM.Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerComment
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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