Official 2016 Iowa Caucus Thread

[FORD]

Democrats

Republicans

[DONNIEP]

I should have run. I'd even go so far as make Ford my VP. And then I'd lock him in the basement of the White House

[FORD]

So far the best moment of coverage is when MSNBC was listening in on Bernie supporters making their pitch to the uncommitted caucus goers. A young woman, apparently a recent veteran from Afghanistan (apparently unaware that a live mic was on her) made a comment about "how fucked up the VA is now". Bernie, of course is better on veterans issues than anybody else running, but it was funny to hear Rachel Maddow, Brian Williams and the rest of them apologizing all over themselves for letting a "fuck" escape over the airwaves.

MSNBC now reporting that Martin O'Malley will "suspend" his campaign later tonight - which is about what I expected, given his lack of support.

Now how many defections will there be from the Republican clown car after this? Seems to be down to Herr Trump and the two Cubans, with any real numbers..... Crazy Cruz actually has the lead last time I checked.

[Kristy]

Appears your master is getting his ass kicked, slave FORD

[DONNIEP]

So far the best moment of coverage is when MSNBC was listening in on Bernie supporters making their pitch to the uncommitted caucus goers. A young woman, apparently a recent veteran from Afghanistan (apparently unaware that a live mic was on her) made a comment about "how fucked up the VA is now". Bernie, of course is better on veterans issues than anybody else running, but it was funny to hear Rachel Maddow, Brian Williams and the rest of them apologizing all over themselves for letting a "fuck" escape over the airwaves.

MSNBC now reporting that Martin O'Malley will "suspend" his campaign later tonight - which is about what I expected, given his lack of support.

Now how many defections will there be from the Republican clown car after this? Seems to be down to Herr Trump and the two Cubans, with any real numbers..... Crazy Cruz actually has the lead last time I checked.

Have some Bawllz and call Carson an African. You won't cause you're a freaking hypocrite liberal. And make sure going forward you call ALL blacks Africans. What? You can't? Oh, I forgot. You liberals can disparage anyone so long as they LOOK WHITE. I understand now.

[Kristy]

See? This is exactly why I'm converting to Marxism.

[FORD]

Appears your master is getting his ass kicked, slave FORD

Actually, he's not. It's essentially a tie.

Which means it's actually a big win for Bernie, since he started this race 40 points behind Queen Bitch.

[FORD]

Meanwhile on the right wing side, MSNBC has projected Crazy Canadian Cuban Cruz as winner over Herr Trump and Jeb's puppet Marco coming in third.

[FORD]

Huckster just announced he's dropping out. Even less of a surprise than O'Malley....

[DONNIEP]

See, this is the problem with you liberals: you hate anybody who looks white and feel empowered to slander them yet you're too damn afraid to call a black an African.

If an ISIS commander ran for president in this country you'd all bust a nut to elect him, so long as he wasn't a Chalkasian, and you'd never call him a Middle Easterner or a Moozlim or a camel jockey.

[DONNIEP]

Suck on that, you liberal fruity wine cooler drinker.

Let's see you stand up for something, anything, and call Carson an African. You won't do it. You can't do it. But if he was as white as Michael Jackson you'd have a nervous breakdown.

[Kristy]

Actually, he's not. It's essentially a tie.

Which means it's actually a big win for Bernie, since he started this race 40 points behind Queen Bitch.

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[FORD]

Suck on that, you liberal fruity wine cooler drinker.

Let's see you stand up for something, anything, and call Carson an African. You won't do it. You can't do it. But if he was as white as Michael Jackson you'd have a nervous breakdown.

Did Carson ever live in Africa? Not that I'm aware of.

Actually, to hear the guy talk, I'd say he lives in a permanent cloud of nitrous oxide. Didn't think brain surgeons used that stuff.

Now what the fuck is up with Rubio giving a "victory" speech after coming in THIRD???

BTW, I never touch wine coolers. Fucking sulfite allergy makes that a really bad idea

[Kristy]

Speaking of the South, Donnie whatever happen to your Alabama white trash sorority gold pissing girl?

[DONNIEP]

Did Carson ever live in Africa? Not that I'm aware of.

Actually, to hear the guy talk, I'd say he lives in a permanent cloud of nitrous oxide. Didn't think brain surgeons used that stuff.

Now what the fuck is up with Rubio giving a "victory" speech after coming in THIRD???

BTW, I never touch wine coolers. Fucking sulfite allergy makes that a really bad idea

When did Cruz live in Cuba? Did I miss something?