Starcrash (1979)

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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35157

    Starcrash (1979)



    A Star Wars rip off from 1979 with Christopher Plummer, David Hasselhoff, laser blasters and a semi clad Bond girl.

    And introducing Donald Trump.



    What's not to like?

  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16336

    #2
    Seriously, what is wrong with you lately, slave SESH?

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    • Terry
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 11951

      #3
      Originally posted by Seshmeister


      A Star Wars rip off from 1979 with Christopher Plummer, David Hasselhoff, laser blasters and a semi clad Bond girl.

      And introducing Donald Trump.



      What's not to like?
      Looks good, actually.

      Looks kinda like Battle Beyond The Stars, or Message From Space...but potentially with more hot babes.
      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16336

        #4
        More like Star Yeast Infection.

        slave SESH's 80's softcore masturbation fantasy film. He thought it would be nice to share it with the rest of the class

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35157

          #5
          It's not porn how dare you - this is a 70s film with an Oscar winning actor.

          Everything is about sex with you, it's all you think about.

          You must be able to pick up a mini hipster at your college and get it out your system.

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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16336

            #6
            It's your 70's masturbatory film made by a soon to be out of work director. What sex? Anyone who wear clothes that tight during the duration of that shitty movie is begging for a yeast infection.

            5 ghey thumbs up or down (who cares?)

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35157

              #7
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Anyone who wear clothes that tight during the duration of that shitty movie is begging for a yeast infection.
              Anyone who have stick so far up ass need to chill.

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16336

                #8
                Oh, go back to masturbating to your Jim Kerr poster.

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12678

                  #9
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • Kristy
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16336

                    #10
                    Not that Jim Kerr.

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                    • PETE'S BROTHER
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12678

                      #11
                      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35157

                        #12
                        His brother Juan?

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                        • Kristy
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 16336

                          #13
                          Or Lloyd Cole or whatever it is you Scottish Euro trash freaks are into.


                          Bet it would be Morrissey if he wasn't a limey

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                          • VHscraps
                            Veteran
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 1865

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Or Lloyd Cole or whatever it is you Scottish Euro trash freaks are into.


                            Bet it would be Morrissey if he wasn't a limey
                            Ah, Lloyd Cole. My only brush with fame, I think (aside from a drunk Michael Schenker in a Glasgow chippie).

                            Back in 1985, I moved into a large apartment in Glasgow -- that's Scotland, not Kentucky -- where I rented a bedsit for a year or so. Bedsit for those who have never slummed it, is a single room in a shared apartment, each occupant behind their own locked door. So, not buddies sharing or anything -- although we shared the kitchen etc.

                            In the room next to me was Lloyd Cole. I never really knew the guy and he kept to himself, strumming away on his plaintive Lou Reed-ish semi-ballads, when he was in the apartment.

                            I saw him making baked beans on toast like a broke student when he had a hit single in the Top 20. I wonder if the royalties ever did come flooding in, because I seem to remember he started with hits, which was right about that time in 1985, and it gradually fell away from there as far as stardom goes.

                            If any of you Glaswegian Roth Army people play golf -- hardly likely, I realise -- his folks used to own / run the Bearsden Golf Club. Maybe Lloyd inherited it, and lives off the annual fees of those rich Bearsden and Milngavie citizens stump up for a round these days.
                            THINK LIKE THE WAVES

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                            • Kristy
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 16336

                              #15
                              I like brush with fame stories. So refreshing to read than slaves FORD and SESH trendy, liberal, pseudo-left soul-sucking bullshit. slave SESH is allegedly Scottish but I have my doubts.


                              Now, where is my copy of Rattlesnakes?

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