Happy Corporate Love Day, Kristy!

[Anonymous]

Kristy darling, in this special day, a day where corporations around the world tell us that our loved ones will deeply appreciate it if we spend money on their vaguely themed products, I want to do something different.

I want to gift you something that, while not exactly expensive, comes from my own heart & is hand-crafted for you alone, because you are special.



This way, I profess my love for you while sticking it to the man at the same time.

I'm a rebel.

[Kristy]

Jesus fucking Christ.

[Seshmeister]

[Igosplut]

Yea, but you made the cow frown....To have a happy thread, you have to have happy cows.....

[Seshmeister]

Just noticed Cupid is taking a piss.

[Anonymous]

No, he's not. He's dripping.

I figure Cupid is a libertine, who has unprotected sex with just about anyone, so he's gotta carry at least a few STDs.

It stands to reason.



He does seem to be pissing on Venus in this one, though. Who may or may not be his mother.

[Anonymous]

And thanks for the autoplay video, that was awfully decent of you.