Deadpool

[vandeleur]

My review of deadpool.

It was great ....... I enjoyed it most of you won't so don't go.

[DONNIEP]

My, Vandy is in rare form today lol

But you're right. I don't really do super hero movies. Although if The Cruiser was in one...

[vandeleur]

Well mate , dead pool . Initials dp. Loves guns , lots a guns, loves boobs and hates the guberment.
Got your name all over it.

[DONNIEP]

I forgot - The Cruiser was in a super hero movie. Let's check it out!


http://youtu.be/FjGmZJu8OnY

Did that guy hit the lottery or what? How could he be lucky enough to be born looking exactly like Tom Cruise? If that was me I'd spend more time in front of a mirror that Roth did. Back before he got old and ugly.

[DONNIEP]

Well mate , dead pool . Initials dp. Loves guns , lots a guns, loves boobs and hates the guberment.
Got your name all over it.

Really....I'm gonna have to check it out!

[vandeleur]

More an adult comedy , I use the worse adult in its least adult sense :D

[vandeleur]

And probably the most amount of wank jokes ever captured on camera

[DONNIEP]

Does it have a Cruiser lookalike in it?

[Kristy]

My review of deadpool.

It was great ....... I enjoyed it most of you won't so don't go.

My review of your review of Deadpool.

It sucked. I know I won't enjoy it so I will go.

[vandeleur]

My review of your review of Deadpool.

It sucked. I know I won't enjoy it so I will go.

:biggrin:

[vandeleur]

Does it have a Cruiser lookalike in it?

No , sorry . See previous don't go.

[vandeleur]

It has boobs, anal fisting a little scat and a huge amount of Scientology. Why would the cruiser be I it

[Angel]

I had no idea this super hero was from Regina...the city that rhymes with fun.

Mick Jagger said that...he should get royalties for the line being used in the movie, lol

[Kristy]

I've been watching a lot of Nazi sexploitation movies on JewTube recently.

No reason. I've just been watching them.

[vandeleur]

I've been watching a lot of Nazi sexploitation movies on JewTube recently.

No reason. I've just been watching them.

Kristy you are s strange one , not the sort of gal I would trust with rohypnol and cock knickers that's for sure

[Kristy]

Is that limey speak?

[vandeleur]

Is that limey speak?

Seemingly :)

[DONNIEP]

It has boobs, anal fisting a little scat and a huge amount of Scientology. Why would the cruiser be I it

Well he's not into the fisting and the poop. Oh well, guess I'll put in the Top Gun DVD and take a break from work.

[vandeleur]

Well he's not into the fisting and the poop. Oh well, guess I'll put in the Top Gun DVD and take a break from work.

What !!! The man who stared in fisting impossible 4 rougue hand job.

COCKtail
Bummed on the Fourth of July
A few good men ;)
Eyes wide shut ( biting the pillows)
Jack reacharound

I think he likes a little fisting action .
Not judging .... Just saying :D

[Kristy]

Eh, looks ghey
http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.site/PHMOcPPBSzhCQU_1_l.jpg

[vandeleur]

Eh, looks ghey
http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.site/PHMOcPPBSzhCQU_1_l.jpg

Am not shocked :D

[Kristy]

Not Star War ghey in a Donnie ghey kind of ghey way that ruins my day ghey but like you know, ghey.

[DONNIEP]

Not Star War ghey in a Donnie ghey kind of ghey way that ruins my day ghey but like you know, ghey.

Yankee

[DONNIEP]

What !!! The man who stared in fisting impossible 4 rougue hand job.

COCKtail
Bummed on the Fourth of July
A few good men ;)
Eyes wide shut ( biting the pillows)
Jack reacharound

I think he likes a little fisting action .
Not judging .... Just saying :D

Ah, so the truth is finally revealed - Vandy watches Cruiser inspired gay porn. Well, I'm not shocked really. Personally, I only watch barely legal chick porn these days. I always felt kinda weird seein some dude's pecker. But if you're into that sort of thing, me and The Cruiser won't judge you. Much.

[vandeleur]

Ah, so the truth is finally revealed - Vandy watches Cruiser inspired gay porn. Well, I'm not shocked really. Personally, I only watch barely legal chick porn these days. I always felt kinda weird seein some dude's pecker. But if you're into that sort of thing, me and The Cruiser won't judge you. Much.

Come on jack reacheround. Was funny

[Kristy]

No, it was spiteful and sexist.


Hey, I was called a "Yankee" today.

Fucking awesome.

[DONNIEP]

No, it was spiteful and sexist.


Hey, I was called a "Yankee" today.

Fucking awesome.

Who loves ya, babayyy?? ;)

Not Vandy - he's one of them whatchmacallits - a transtesticle or a transginger.

Now I must leave you good people for a while. It is time to go work on my tan. Which Vandy doesn't have either. Hmm...let's see: no guns, no knives, no hair, no tan, watches gay porn...I think there may be something wrong with the boy :biggrin:

[vandeleur]

Who loves ya, babayyy?? ;)

Not Vandy - he's one of them whatchmacallits - a transtesticle or a transginger.

Now I must leave you good people for a while. It is time to go work on my tan. Which Vandy doesn't have either. Hmm...let's see: no guns, no knives, no hair, no tan, watches gay porn...I think there may be something wrong with the boy :biggrin:

I've got hair ..... Vbh !!

[vandeleur]

No, it was spiteful and sexist.


Hey, I was called a "Yankee" today.

Fucking awesome.

The attempt at a joke not the movie , the whole post is a lot lamer now than it sounded in my head, damn hangovers .

[DONNIEP]

The attempt at a joke not the movie , the whole post is a lot lamer now than it sounded in my head, damn hangovers .

Don't try to walk it back now! No, you take your punishment! Kristy ain't gonna respect you otherwise :biggrin:

[vandeleur]

Don't try to walk it back now! No, you take your punishment! Kristy ain't gonna respect you otherwise :biggrin:

Twat ..... Deadpool wears a mask cos he has ginger hair. :bigwink:

[DONNIEP]

Twat ..... Deadpool wears a mask cos he has ginger hair. :bigwink:

All gingers should wear masks. And long pants and long sleeved shirts. Nobody wants to see that pasty skin.

[vandeleur]

All gingers should wear masks. And long pants and long sleeved shirts. Nobody wants to see that pasty skin.

Denial .... Love it ;)

[DONNIEP]

Denial .... Love it ;)


http://youtu.be/bqlplW3iYB0

[Anonymous]

It has boobs, anal fisting a little scat

REALLY!

Well, then. Well then, well then, well then.

That sounds promising.

But are you sure you went to the right theatre? It happened to me once, you know. I couldn't figure out why the cowboys were in spaceships.

[Anonymous]

I've been watching a lot of Nazi sexploitation movies on JewTube recently.

No reason. I've just been watching them.

Ilsa, She-wolf of the SS?

Masterpiece.

[Anonymous]

Well he's not into the fisting and the poop.

Well, I guess if anyone would know about this, it'd be you.

You know, since you're such a hardcore fan & all.

[DONNIEP]

Well, I guess if anyone would know about this, it'd be you.

You know, since you're such a hardcore fan & all.

Cruise Army - member since 1981

[Seshmeister]

My review of deadpool.

It was great ....... I enjoyed it most of you won't so don't go.

Would it be good to someone who quite liked Kick Ass but never watches superhero movies?

If it's just taking the piss out of a bunch of films I've never seen then it's not going to be great for me.

[Seshmeister]

It sucked. I know I won't enjoy it so I will go.

Also your review of life. :)

[Kristy]

Will you look at that? slave SESH attempted humor.