Rafael Cruz-Buchanan leading the Roaring Rug by 2:1 margins in Kansas & Maine??

[FORD]

Live results from todays primaries & caucuses here:

http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/march-5th-dem/

http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/march-5th-gop/

[Kristy]

Enough with the god damn name calling slave FORD because your "democratic pseudo-left socialist" is in for another serious ass kicking.

[FORD]

To the contrary.... Bernie is leading Nebraska, and he will most likely take Kansas & Maine as well.

Louisiana is a shithole where Mary Landrieu is considered a "Democrat", so nobody would be surprised if the cunt wins there.

[Kristy]

Not for much longer he is.

http://harddawn.com/will-trumps-supporters-fight-back-obama-tries-cancel-election/

It's all true.

[FORD]

M$Comcast just called Kansas for BERNIE!

[Kristy]

Doesn't mean anything, slave FORD

[FORD]

Sure it does. More delegates go to the best candidate.

Bernie also won Nebraska by a big margin.

As expected, the cunt won Louisiana, but this is to be expected in a state where people like Nurse Presley are allowed to walk around in public.

[jacksmar]

Ted can walk the last mile...........

[jacksmar]

Don't know where I'm going, but I know where I've been
Look around me everybody's trying to win

And walk the last mile before I sleep
It'll be a while before I get my peace
With the same style I walked for years
On the last mile I can rest my fears

David Lee Roth
Cinderella

Gulf Coast Coliseum 1986
Biloxi Mississippi

[FORD]

Doesn't mean anything, slave FORD

According to this, it may mean everything.....



Statistically speaking, the results in Kansas and Kentucky today mean that it will be Sanders vs Trump in November.

More details on the graph here.

[Anonymous]

Not for much longer he is.

http://harddawn.com/will-trumps-supporters-fight-back-obama-tries-cancel-election/

It's all true.

This site is brilliant!

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[FORD]

As expected, Bernie has taken the Maine Democratic caucus. Meaning out of the 4 Democratic contests this weekend, Bernie won 3 of them. The 4th was Louisiana, which a "Democratic" state, like Sam Hagar is a "lyricist".

Bernie also won more states over the weekend than any of the Republican candidates, with 2 going to Cruz, 2 to Trump, and Puerto Rico went to Rubio, who they apparently thought was a member of Menudo or something.