Heres a Logical Way for Dave to replace Sammy on the Tour

[usermike2098]

Ok here's a logical way for Dave to replace Samy on this Van Halen tour.

After a crappy show, Sammy goes home in his car angry. Seeing that the speed limit is 55 mph, and realizing he cant dive 55, he speeds up to freeway speeds in a residential area. Just then, Gary Cherone, who is on his bicycle, goes out onto the road infront of Sammy. With litle time to react, Sammy swerves and crashes into a telephone pole at over 100 mph. Needless to say, Sammy wont be doing much of anything for a while. Cherone, who is upset that he caused Sammys death, commits suicide.

Now because there are lots of shows left on the tour, Eddie and the guys decide to find a replacement. Oops, two of their lead singers are dead! What to do!

Dave, who has come off of a groundbreaking performace at the Boston Pops is asked to replace Sammy on the tour, since he already knows all those songs.

Even if Dave and Eddie get into ton of fights on the tour, the money that they get from the tour would be enough to make them friends again (not to mention the ladies!).

[guwapo_rocker]

I think you've been using too much Mike.

[DR CHIP]

I think it would be more logical that Ed remembers how to play Unchained and realizes Sammy sucks at singing it....

[JCOOK]

HERES' AN IDEA--- DAVE JUMPS ON STAGE,DOES SOME KRAZY KUNG FU SHIT, KILLS ROY--- SLAPS THE PISS OUT OF ED AN FREDO --- MIKE WILL RUN AND HIDE. DAVE BEATS SOME SENSE INTO ALL OF THEM AND THEY BREAK INTO THE BEST VERSION OF UNCHAINED EVER DONE. ALL THIS WHILE THE CROWD KICKS AND STOMPS ROYS' LIFELESS CORPSE.

THATS' WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by usermike2098
Ok here's a logical way for Dave to replace Samy on this Van Halen tour.

After a crappy show, Sammy goes home in his car angry. Seeing that the speed limit is 55 mph, and realizing he cant dive 55, he speeds up to freeway speeds in a residential area. Just then, Gary Cherone, who is on his bicycle, goes out onto the road infront of Sammy. With litle time to react, Sammy swerves and crashes into a telephone pole at over 100 mph. Needless to say, Sammy wont be doing much of anything for a while. Cherone, who is upset that he caused Sammys death, commits suicide.

Now because there are lots of shows left on the tour, Eddie and the guys decide to find a replacement. Oops, two of their lead singers are dead! What to do!

Dave, who has come off of a groundbreaking performace at the Boston Pops is asked to replace Sammy on the tour, since he already knows all those songs.

Even if Dave and Eddie get into ton of fights on the tour, the money that they get from the tour would be enough to make them friends again (not to mention the ladies!).


As much as I'd looooove to see a Classic Reunion, I do NOT wish Sammy or Gary any health hazards and/or death related issues.

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

Everybody run out and buy big macs, and sammy will have to quit the tour to do personal appearances as Ronald McDonald.

Ed hires Brian Young to teach him how to play Van Halen songs.

Brian tells him he knows of a washed up hasbeen with no talent that needs a lead vocal gig. Ed will, as usual jump at the chance to work with that vocalist.

Enter dave. Though Ed wonders why the frontman doesn't suck as promised, through his alcoholic daze, he never realizes it's David Lee Roth or that his guitar is unplugged and Brian is playing for him backstage.

[Terry]

In terms of replacements, Hagars always gonna be the replacement for Dave, not the other way around.

[lms2]

Now that David did two whole songs for the Boston Pops you guys think hes ready to do a whole concert? Are you sure you want it to be with Van Hagar? Gosh, Dave is soo hot, and Van Hagar sucks so bad...it might ruin the good feeling seeing Dave successfully peform two songs gave all of you. Don't do it Dave. Stick with the EMT thing. Its you. Totally.

[tobinentinc]

Originally posted by Terry
In terms of replacements, Hagars always gonna be the replacement for Dave, not the other way around.

Couldn't have said it better.

[ian_doherty]

don't get too excited - the radio stations want you to think a reunion is possible - when the concert is your town, the week of - they will announce that they have major van halen news they will broadcast the next day - the only news you will hear is that they are giving away free tickets (because they can't actually sell them all..)

[hot for david]

the best way to say all this thing is because DAVE IS THE BEST FOR VH THAT'S ALL

[hot for david]

Originally posted by usermike2098
Ok here's a logical way for Dave to replace Samy on this Van Halen tour.

After a crappy show, Sammy goes home in his car angry. Seeing that the speed limit is 55 mph, and realizing he cant dive 55, he speeds up to freeway speeds in a residential area. Just then, Gary Cherone, who is on his bicycle, goes out onto the road infront of Sammy. With litle time to react, Sammy swerves and crashes into a telephone pole at over 100 mph. Needless to say, Sammy wont be doing much of anything for a while. Cherone, who is upset that he caused Sammys death, commits suicide.

Now because there are lots of shows left on the tour, Eddie and the guys decide to find a replacement. Oops, two of their lead singers are dead! What to do!

Dave, who has come off of a groundbreaking performace at the Boston Pops is asked to replace Sammy on the tour, since he already knows all those songs.

Even if Dave and Eddie get into ton of fights on the tour, the money that they get from the tour would be enough to make them friends again (not to mention the ladies!).


the only thing you must have in mind is DAVE IS NOT A REPLACEMENT HE'S THE ORIGINAL N' THE BEST VOCALIST N' IF DAVE'S IS GONNA BE BACK IN THE BAND IS LIKE REAL VOCALIST N' FRONT MAN HE IS N' THE BEST FOR VH , NO JUST LIKE A REPLACEMENT OF SPAMMY I PREFFER TO NOT SEE HI IN VH THAN SEE HIM LIKE A REPLACEMENT OF SPAMMY , HE'S MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.