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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35196

    Pence Palin

    There were definitely borderline voters who couldn't vote for McCain because of the danger that fuckwit Palin would end up with the job.

    Given Trump is a walking heart attack I'm surprised more people aren't worried about Pence who is a loony.





    Mike Pence: “Sarah Palin Is My Role Model For Beautiful, Smart American Women”





    Republican vice presidential nominee Mike Pence said Sunday he wants to be like Dick Cheney. Pence named the former vice president, who served under George W. Bush, as his role model for the No. 2 spot in the White House. “I frankly hold Dick Cheney in really high regard in his role as vice president and as an American,” Pence said on ABC’s “This Week.” Pence praised Cheney for being “very active” in working with the House and Senate. Cheney left office in 2009 with a 13 percent approval rating.

    However, the controversial governor of Indiana didn’t stop there. He also mentioned former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin as another example of people he admires. Only, when it comes to Palin, that admiration has to do with something else. “One of the great things about being American is I get to live in this great and beautiful country and help make it great again, because it can be and it has the potential for it. And I also can’t shy away from noticing how beautiful our women can be. It’s truly a blessing to be an American today,” he said.

    “Take Sarah Palin, for example,” Pence argued. “Even though she’s married and I have the utmost respect for her husband, I can’t help but notice that she embodies everything an American woman should be and that just makes me very happy.” He added, “She’s beautiful, she’s smart, she’s educated, she’s a mother, she stands up for what she believes in, she’s doing an important job and most of all, she’s had a taste of political power and handled it beautifully. She’s ideal.”

    Pence continued, “In a certain way, I’m proud to call her my role model when it comes to what American women should be like. But unfortunately, today we have numerous examples of the opposite. One of those examples includes Hillary Clinton, who just couldn’t leave enough alone, could she? She already had the First Lady position; she saw the inside of the White House and had a lot of fun in it for 8 years. She should have been happy and be done with it, but no. She had to go out and support feminism and then run for the Senate and the Presidency. And that’s not what modern American women should go after. Not at all.”

    Pence also argued that, “with all due respect,” Hillary Clinton “looks like someone took a leprechaun, put make up on it, and told him to accept money from whomever it wants if that gets him the presidency.” “And that’s not an insult because it’s the truth, and you can ask anyone you want and they’ll agree with me,” Pence added. “Because, let’s face it: the most defining characteristic of a woman is her beauty. And Hillary Clinton doesn’t have it. Beauty in general, I mean, not just female beauty.”

    “Now, Sarah Palin, well, she’s the spitting image of what a beautiful, smart, confident woman should look like,” he said. “She has several children, meaning she’s a good mother, she still manages to be drop-dead gorgeous whenever she appears on TV, and she still acts as the voice of reason when it comes to politics in the United States. I don’t want anybody to get the wrong impression based on what I’ve just said, but if I wasn’t married, you know I’d tap that,” Pence concluded.






    Satire? Only a little...
  • twonabomber
    formerly F A T
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 11194

    #2
    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    Republican vice presidential nominee Mike Pence said Sunday he wants to be like Dick Cheney.
    He wants to shoot someone in the face and get away with it?
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35196

      #3
      Not just get away with it, the person should actually have to apologise for getting his face in the way.

      In a normal election everyone would be shitting themselves about the terrible VP candidates.

      In this case it seems to be a case of 'we have enough to worry about already with the main ones'.

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16338

        #4
        Originally posted by twonabomber
        He wants to shoot someone in the face and get away with it?
        No, you pitiful poor Cleveland miscreant. "Dick Cheney" is male code for sucking dick. With other males.

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        • twonabomber
          formerly F A T
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Jan 2004
          • 11194

          #5
          Did Von tell you that when he came out of the closet?
          Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16338

            #6
            No. But he did mention you are poor.



            Life must be unbearable in Cleveland

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35196

              #7
              Originally posted by Kristy
              No, you pitiful poor Cleveland miscreant. "Dick Cheney" is male code for sucking dick. With other males.
              Dick Cheney is terrible, dick sucking isn't.

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35196

                #8
                Originally posted by Kristy
                No. But he did mention you are poor.



                Life must be unbearable in Cleveland

                Here is a challenge, name any city in the US where there aren't pictures like that.

                Actually any city in the world apart from maybe a few socialist ones in Northern Europe...

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                • Kristy
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 16338

                  #9
                  Oh, you're soooooo bourgeois slave SESH

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                  • Kristy
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16338

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    Here is a challenge, name any city in the US where there aren't pictures like that.
                    Why? When all you need is Cleveland?

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35196

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Oh, you're soooooo bourgeois slave SESH

                      Hahaha from the person who funded a sociology course from inherited Apple shares.

                      You win every time!

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                      • twonabomber
                        formerly F A T
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 11194

                        #12
                        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                        • Kristy
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 16338

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Seshmeister
                          Hahaha from the person who funded a sociology course from inherited Apple shares.

                          You win every time!
                          I sold off those shares long ago. And I sure as shit didn't fund anything at DU via Apple, either.


                          You're such a slave.

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                          • FORD
                            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 58787

                            #14
                            Pence is really Race Bannon, the "longtime companion" of Jonny Quest's father....

                            Eat Us And Smile

                            Cenk For America 2024!!

                            Justice Democrats


                            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35196

                              #15
                              Say Pence enough and it sounds like Penis.

                              No one can be that anti-gay without secretly craving cock.

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