Did Cheeto find anybody to sing at his coronation yet?

[FORD]

Johnny Asscrotch and the Calico Cats from Hell, singing the Extreme Right Wing answer to "Free Bird".....

Maybe they can get Huckster to play bass?

[FORD]

[cadaverdog]

I know this was intended to be humorous but I'm sure there are plenty of well known bands that would love to play at President Elect Trump's inauguration. I'm sure Brett Michaels would play if he asked him. Meatloaf maybe. Alice Cooper. Quite a few country acts like Toby Keith, Trace Adkins and Hank Jr. Joe Perry's a right winger as well.

[FORD]

Yeah, let Meatloaf sing.... that might be entertaining.

[Terry]

Yeah, let Meatloaf sing.... that might be entertaining.

Considering he recently collapsed onstage, maybe a full-on live Meat Loaf Heart Attack Coronation Coronary isn't QUITE the tone Trump would want to set...although it would be morbidly fitting for what is to come for the rest of us...

[cadaverdog]

Considering he recently collapsed onstage, maybe a full-on live Meat Loaf Heart Attack Coronation Coronary isn't QUITE the tone Trump would want to set...although it would be morbidly fitting for what is to come for the rest of us...

We're all gonna die from heart attacks?

[vandeleur]

We're all gonna die from heart attacks?

Only if my liver beats it to death

[Terry]

We're all gonna die from heart attacks?

Seeing as the best I can hope for from Trump in terms of the effects on the rest of us is that he will be only non-lethally incompetent, the worse-case scenario will be one where we'd be fortunate if we all died from heart attacks.