Steven Seagal Bolt of Lightning

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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35160
    #1

    Steven Seagal Bolt of Lightning

    Classic 'What The Fuckery' from Mr Seagull. Actually clinically mad or a spoof? He'll probably be president at some point...
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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16337
      #2
      F A T chick with a beer belly. Typical of slave SESH

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32797
          #3
          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          Classic 'What The Fuckery' from Mr Seagull. Actually clinically mad or a spoof? He'll probably be president at some point...
          He might be president of Russia after Putin kicks it. Putin gave Seagal Russian citizenship.
          Last edited by Nitro Express; 02-07-2017, 11:06 PM.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35160
              #4
              LOL I had forgotten about that...

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32797
                  #5
                  Seagal should come out with his own line of Russian vodka now. Call it Comrade Seagal's Vodka and maybe a Russian bride service to go with it.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21838
                      #6
                      With a specialized focus on alcoholic Russian brides.

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                      Last edited by Hardrock69; 02-18-2017, 02:22 PM.

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