Maddie Rice

[Kristy]

Mormon girl (I suspect - either way, non-Jewish), talented and not a failed musician

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/13557026_631130133731243_1724111969_n.jpg

What manufacture of guitar is she playing there?

[vandeleur]

https://youtu.be/A5QaeQiO3d0

[Nitro Express]

Mormon girl (I suspect - either way, non-Jewish), talented and not a failed musician

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/13557026_631130133731243_1724111969_n.jpg

What manufacture of guitar is she playing there?

It looks custom made to me. Commercial guitars have a brand name on the headstock. There are companies that make bodies and necks any way you want out of any kind of wood you want. A lot of people order parts to their liking and put the guitar together themselves. Some people that hang at this site or used to did that kind of thing.

[twonabomber]

She's in the Colbert show band?

So she's on a show that no one watches, that makes her not a failure?

[FORD]

Actually Colbert is winning that time slot now. Probably a combination of factors..... 1) Fallon sucks 2) Nobody wants to watch Nightline because they get enough of Cheeto on the evening news 3) Comedy Central hasn't replaced Larry Wilmore with anything worth watching.

I thought the chick looked familiar. What's not to like about a redhead with a guitar?

[Seshmeister]

What manufacture of guitar is she playing there?


That's a Goldenstein Jimmy Page Special FU Edition.

[Nickdfresh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxglzsJkBJg
http://www.slantmagazine.com/assets/house/music_bonnaroo20163_8.jpg
I thought this was the guitar broad everyone was talking about? Anyways, it sounds like random shit sang to out of tune guitar played badly...

[Kristy]

She's in the Colbert show band?

So she's on a show that no one watches, that makes her not a failure?



Why are you such a dick, dick? Is it because you thought masturbating into the trash compacter would be a lot of fun?

HER: Well-trained musician with a degree from the Berkely School of Music. She performs to an estimated 400 people a night, 2,000 a week, thousands of people a year. She's attractive, talented, and, most of all, makes more money than you'll ever see.

YOU: Failed, grumpy, piss-ant failed musician who buys junk instruments off of eBay and never really achieved shit in your life.

[Kristy]

That's a Goldenstein Jimmy Page Special FU Edition.

You know, you're not funny.

[Kristy]

http://i.imgur.com/QpYu9Wi.jpg
"Fuck you failed musician aging hippies"

[Seshmeister]

You know, you're not funny.

I dunno it's very subjective but I can't remember the last day when I didn't make at least a few people laugh in real life.

Internet laughs are harder to judge coz you can't hear them and so forth.

[Kristy]

She most likely is a Moooooonman

http://kutv.com/news/local/utah-guitarist-lands-spot-on-colberts-late-show

[cadaverdog]

It looks custom made to me. Commercial guitars have a brand name on the headstock. There are companies that make bodies and necks any way you want out of any kind of wood you want. A lot of people order parts to their liking and put the guitar together themselves. Some people that hang at this site or used to did that kind of thing.
I can't repost the picture with the guitar you're reffering to without taking the Colorado Cunt off ignore but isn't that a left handed neck or head stock on a right handed guitar? The reason I'm asking is most right handed guitars with that style of head stock have the pegs on the top.

[twonabomber]

Why are you such a dick, dick? Is it because you thought masturbating into the trash compacter would be a lot of fun?

HER: Well-trained musician with a degree from the Berkely School of Music. She performs to an estimated 400 people a night, 2,000 a week, thousands of people a year. She's attractive, talented, and, most of all, makes more money than you'll ever see.

YOU: Failed, grumpy, piss-ant failed musician who buys junk instruments off of eBay and never really achieved shit in your life.

Compacter? Berkely? Don't they teach spelling in college?

[Kristy]

Poor, poor Clevand boy. You know the saying:

Those who can't play teach. Those who can't teach buy crap instruments on eBay.

[twonabomber]

Poor, poor Clevand boy. You know the saying:

Those who can't play teach. Those who can't teach buy crap instruments on eBay.

Repaired, and re-sold at a profit.

[Nitro Express]

I can't repost the picture with the guitar you're reffering to without taking the Colorado Cunt off ignore but isn't that a left handed neck or head stock on a right handed guitar? The reason I'm asking is most right handed guitars with that style of head stock have the pegs on the top.

Yeah it's a lefty neck put on a righty body. You can go to Warmoth.com and order any combination of stuff you want. Leo Fender designed his guitars to be mass produced by unskilled labor. It's basically just drilling some holes and putting screws in if you have all finished components. The tricky part is setting the guitar up. You need a few special tools to do that but most anyone who can measure and drill a straight hole can put together a Fender styled guitar.

[Nitro Express]

http://i.imgur.com/QpYu9Wi.jpg
"Fuck you failed musician aging hippies"

Nothing better than dead hippies.

[twonabomber]

I couldn't find anything other than that she uses MXR pedals.


Actually Colbert is winning that time slot now.


He is?

I watched the first couple weeks of Colbert and bailed. Don't like Fallon, either.