Glenn Beck Fires Roid Rage Barbie

[Kristy]

Looks like all that peroxide has seeped into her brain and taken the best of her.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/03/20/tomi-lahren-suspended-from-the-blaze/

I'm delighted.

[FORD]

I'm sure FAUX is already recruiting her. They will put her on the morning show where all the other empty headed blondes go (because it's the only way to make brillo pad head Brian Kilmeade look like he has an IQ higher than his shoe size)

Also, keeping her on the morning shift is a good way to prevent Bill O'reichly from sexually harassing her. Last thing Uncle Rupert needs right now is another lawsuit of that nature.

[Terry]

Meh.

She's small change.

Beck is so far past his sell-by date that moving to Fox would actually be a move from the minor to the major league, for her.

[Nitro Express]

Meh.

She's small change.

Beck is so far past his sell-by date that moving to Fox would actually be a move from the minor to the major league, for her.

Since Beck's conservative audience has dumped his fake ass, he's trying to reinvent himself as a moderate liberal. He's going to go around with some Muslim liberal on a Let's Get Together tour. It will fail. Beck will probably end up broke with huge debts and no options, get drunk and blow his brains out with one of the guns from the gun safe he peddles on his show. The noise might set off the Simply Safe burglar alarm.

[FORD]

Beck already tried that.... believe it or not, he missed! Several times!!

[Nitro Express]

Beck already tried that.... believe it or not, he missed! Several times!!

Well Beck will probably end up like Malloy. Just some dude doing a podcast in his basement that nobody listens to.

[FORD]

[Terry]

Since Beck's conservative audience has dumped his fake ass, he's trying to reinvent himself as a moderate liberal. He's going to go around with some Muslim liberal on a Let's Get Together tour. It will fail. Beck will probably end up broke with huge debts and no options, get drunk and blow his brains out with one of the guns from the gun safe he peddles on his show. The noise might set off the Simply Safe burglar alarm.

It's like...a year or so ago when Beck began his Apology Tour, where he gave interviews to whomever would conduct one with him and apologized for the over-hyped, amped-up hyperbolic rhetoric he was blathering 8 or so years ago that made him famous in the first place, I actually thought the sentiment behind him saying he thought he had spoken carelessly on a regular basis essentially because he was misguided politically and wanted to get ratings was correct. I agreed that his style back then wasn't helpful for anything other than whipping up a froth among those who thought like him already and were content to keep pumping that same type of hot air into their thought bubbles.

However, oddly enough, I also thought it was a shame Beck had become such a weepy pussy as of late, and was kind of wistful for the older version (you know, the raving assmunch looney) even though I had virtually no use for that version.

It was kind of like discovering that Satan was a limp-wristed Nancy Boy or something: you somehow knew you were better off NOT knowing, you know?

[Nitro Express]

Glenn Beck is a huxster. He doesn't believe in anything but himself and he's nuts on top of that. Does anyone listen to him anymore?