I wonder if Ed............

[Bill Lumbergh]

......................is passed out in an alley drunk off his ass next to a bum right now, or is he playing WACF crying his eyes out cuz he can't play anymore?! Thoughts?

[thefive]

I think it is the second one bill.
he playing WACF crying his eyes out cuz he can't play anymore?!

[Bill Lumbergh]

LMAO With SPam in the background on the phone telling his wife how they just played a sold out 50,000 seat stadium, and that 5150 just went over 30 million copies sold!

[smv3752]

who cares give it up already!

[Roth-of-Halen]

EVH sounds like he has spent no time rehearsing.How the fuck could he get excited about playing that shit.

[JCOOK]

THAT BUM HES' SITTING NEXT TO IS FREDO-- HES CRYING BECAUSE HE HAS BECOME ONE THOSE HOMELESS PEOPLE YOU SEE TALKING TO THEMSELVES.

[Sarge]

He is too drunk to notice...

[scottydabodi]

Ed's Done

Ed's crying because he just heard a bootleg of DLR Band, with Brian Young RIPPING IT UP on "Unchained"!!! Go stick your head back in the bottle, Ed, so we can get on with ROCKIN' OUT!!!

[lms]

I wonder if Ed....

even gives a shit about playing anymore. Does he remember the good old days for what they were, or were they ever that good for him? Does he miss the days of playing to sold out stadiums...or is he perfectly happy to grab a bottle and head to 5150 where he can live out his days in a drunken stupor... Does he miss Dave? Does he wonder if they could kick ass again?

[thefive]

It is a shame to be a drunk. It is more of a shame to be a guitar hero that is a drunk. JUST SO SAD. IT MAKES YOU WANT TO CRY.

[rustoffa]

Aguillera: "I just think it's sad that this former virtuoso is so fucked
up on shitty white zinfandel he doesn't even realize he looks like
pebbles fucking flintstone. Fuck you Mr. Ed and I like pussy too!

[Matt White]

I can't wait till the brothers get sick of Spammy again and hire Justin Timberlake to sing for 'em so they can appeal to the kiddies! Even more "power ballads" for their typical NEW homo fans!

[Snoo]

Since when do they have "typical NEW" fans?

[Matt White]

Their "typical" new fans enjoy listening to poison, Warrant, and Firehouse as well. The "typical" new fan, as in those who were not into the band back in the DAVE ERA, have no concept of what VH once stood for. How THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN were once the LED ZEPPELIN of GUNS 'N' Roses of their day. The "typical" new VH fan still thinks a mullet is cool, can't stand any music made in the 90's (having killed off their beloved hair metal). Not NEW in the since that they have gained any fans in the last 18 years thought!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Matt White
I can't wait till the brothers get sick of Spammy again and hire Justin Timberlake to sing for 'em so they can appeal to the kiddies! Even more "power ballads" for their typical NEW homo fans!

Yep then they'll be pulling out those Pollstar numbers every five minutes and saying things like "It's not 1984 anymore, or 5150 time,Justin is the singer now, get over it!"