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About two weeks ago
my next door neighbor picks up this chick and brings her home while his old lady dries out for 30 days, has all kinds of wild kinky sex he says man dude what a blow job she can give he says.
Then he tells me it was some good eatin pussy and starts to chuckle .
I ask what's funny about that man...he wispers across the fence,
she had a dick man. Fuckin schocked i said how the fuck could eat that man (meaning U outta your fuckin mind !!) Aww shit dude i just moved that fuckin cock right outa the way. So being a asshole that i am i said hey did you suck that dick too. he goes no man and had a fucked up look on his face . i got her in every hole se had man then he (still drunk i think) slipped up and said then it was her turn NOW i'm laughing, what ...you took it up your ass ? almost kinda proud he goes yupp it had to go at least 9 inches he said. I go you fuckin fudge packer i can never look at you the same knowin this shit ! he goe's man i cant even sit down ..an if i do i gotta lean off to one side. at this point i am crying from laughing so hard. he goes well man i gotta get back in now and clean up the mess we made i'll se ya latter.
so guess where he went tonight...
About two weeks ago
my next door neighbor picks up this chick and brings her home while his old lady dries out for 30 days, has all kinds of wild kinky sex he says man dude what a blow job she can give he says.
Then he tells me it was some good eatin pussy and starts to chuckle .
I ask what's funny about that man...he wispers across the fence,
she had a dick man. Fuckin schocked i said how the fuck could eat that man (meaning U outta your fuckin mind !!) Aww shit dude i just moved that fuckin cock right outa the way. So being a asshole that i am i said hey did you suck that dick too. he goes no man and had a fucked up look on his face . i got her in every hole se had man then he (still drunk i think) slipped up and said then it was her turn NOW i'm laughing, what ...you took it up your ass ? almost kinda proud he goes yupp it had to go at least 9 inches he said. I go you fuckin fudge packer i can never look at you the same knowin this shit ! he goe's man i cant even sit down ..an if i do i gotta lean off to one side. at this point i am crying from laughing so hard. he goes well man i gotta get back in now and clean up the mess we made i'll se ya latter.
so guess where he went tonight...
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