Exclusive! Meet Ed's dog!
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can someone crop a picture of a guitar and make it look like he is holding it?
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"He's just the best dog in the world, he is so sexy"
"Every time I look at that dog I just burst into tears"
"He can do all that Lassie shit years younger than Lassie ever could. He can not only tell me when Wolfie is stuck down a well but he can go rescue him to which is cool because I'm out of my mind on booze."
"He's never had a problem with fat mexican cats. He loves them."Comment
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Ahh it all makes sense...
What’s That, Did You Say Your Dalmatian Doesn’t Seem to Listen?
He might need training but he could also be deaf. There are significant health issues common with Dalmatians. Between 25 and 30 per cent of all Dalmatians have a hearing impairment ranging from slight deafness in a single ear to complete deafness. Having a deaf dog requires an even greater commitment but it can be very rewarding if the owner plays deeply dull AOR music.
Dalmations are also fairly clever and may ignore you if you lie or talk shit all of the time.
Cheers!
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pretty textbook sub-freudian bullshit.Ed's obviously got some deep-seeded thoughts about either:1.putting out a fire that just needs putting out.2.the 101 dalmations video he had a serious problem with Valerie playing over and fucking over while he was tryin' to blow smoke rings.3.Those goddamned Budweiser commercials.Shit,those fucking dogs are so doublebred he probably just wants to get bit.
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