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    Exclusive! Meet Ed's dog!

  • Catfish

    #2
    Ha.

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    • onfire

      #3
      Is That Cancer On His Tounge? Here's Eddies Dog Trainer!!

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      • Sarge
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        • Feb 2003
        • 5422

        #4
        can someone crop a picture of a guitar and make it look like he is holding it?
        Holy shit that is funny
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        • rustoffa
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8943

          #5
          Wolfie!!!!!!

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35157

            #6
            Ouch!

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            • PHOENIX
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 2212

              #7
              LOL

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              • onfire

                #8
                Nuttin But A Hound Dog!!! What are these two lookin for a RECORD DEAL?

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                • rustoffa
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8943

                  #9
                  Originally posted by onfire
                  Nuttin But A Hound Dog!!! What are these two lookin for a RECORD DEAL?
                  "c'mon you polka-dotted motherfucker,I's WILD-FUCKIN'-TURKEY...YOU COULD SMELL IT A MILE AWAY...."

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                  • Seshmeister
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Oct 2003
                    • 35157

                    #10
                    "He's just the best dog in the world, he is so sexy"

                    "Every time I look at that dog I just burst into tears"

                    "He can do all that Lassie shit years younger than Lassie ever could. He can not only tell me when Wolfie is stuck down a well but he can go rescue him to which is cool because I'm out of my mind on booze."

                    "He's never had a problem with fat mexican cats. He loves them."

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35157

                      #11
                      Ahh it all makes sense...



                      What’s That, Did You Say Your Dalmatian Doesn’t Seem to Listen?

                      He might need training but he could also be deaf. There are significant health issues common with Dalmatians. Between 25 and 30 per cent of all Dalmatians have a hearing impairment ranging from slight deafness in a single ear to complete deafness. Having a deaf dog requires an even greater commitment but it can be very rewarding if the owner plays deeply dull AOR music.

                      Dalmations are also fairly clever and may ignore you if you lie or talk shit all of the time.

                      Cheers!

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                      • rustoffa
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8943

                        #12
                        pretty textbook sub-freudian bullshit.Ed's obviously got some deep-seeded thoughts about either:1.putting out a fire that just needs putting out.2.the 101 dalmations video he had a serious problem with Valerie playing over and fucking over while he was tryin' to blow smoke rings.3.Those goddamned Budweiser commercials.Shit,those fucking dogs are so doublebred he probably just wants to get bit.

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                        • Gmoney

                          #13
                          Originally posted by onfire
                          Nuttin But A Hound Dog!!! What are these two lookin for a RECORD DEAL?
                          That some funny shit!!!

                          The dog just eats and shits, but probably still does more work than Eddie!!

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                          • Figs
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2904

                            #14
                            Oh fuck you. Fuck the lot of you. Fuck you all.

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