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FORD
01-28-2021, 05:06 PM
https://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/styles/scale_w1024/s3/static/D8Image/2021/01/27/marjorietaylorgreene-campfire.png?itok=WKrgaQRo

FORD
01-28-2021, 05:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOPRn9YG7Hk

FORD
01-28-2021, 05:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLifJ7g8qas

FORD
01-28-2021, 05:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFZmggQAcks

Seshmeister
01-28-2021, 05:34 PM
The 'I'm just sayin' approach to crazy bullshit conspiracy theories is even more invidious than standing up and at least being honest enough to own it.

It was a favorite of Joe Rogan back when he used to say the crap himself rather than just giving platforms to the wackos. It's meant to give wiggle room, the pretense that you are just asking questions rather than pushing shit. Also notice the Rothschild reference, so often there is an underlying antisemitism going on...

FORD
01-28-2021, 08:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJJNN5_KVc

FORD
01-28-2021, 08:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fate1Owu1gU

FORD
01-28-2021, 08:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fptZPoVcls

Kristy
01-29-2021, 10:20 AM
I like her.

FORD
01-29-2021, 11:37 AM
You got one in Colorado who's every bit as batshit crazy.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-xdZXwwpOs

And when she said she had "constituents outside the building" that was a signal to the MAGAtt terrorists.... who she reportedly brought into the building for a "tour" shortly before.

FORD
01-29-2021, 01:34 PM
https://i.imgur.com/iYQBJJT.png

Kristy
01-29-2021, 01:40 PM
You got one in Colorado who's every bit as batshit crazy.....



And when she said she had "constituents outside the building" that was a signal to the MAGAtt terrorists.... who she reportedly brought into the building for a "tour" shortly before.


I voted for her. I think she's wonderful. She going to fuck things up for you progressive pseudo-left pussies.

FORD
01-29-2021, 01:43 PM
newyorker.com
Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Video of Her Is Actually George Soros in Disguise
Andy Borowitz


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Amid a firestorm of controversy, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene explained that an offensive video of her that has been widely circulated in recent days is actually George Soros in disguise.

“Whenever I donate clothes to a consignment shop, Soros gets a ping on his phone and buys it all up,” she alleged. “Then he spends weeks practicing walking in my heels.”

Additionally, she claimed, “George Soros has a Marjorie Taylor Greene latex mask, like they have in ‘Mission Impossible.’ If you put me and Soros side by side, you would not be able to tell us apart.”

Asked where Soros had obtained the technology to accomplish his astounding impersonation, she replied, “Hello? His best friend, Bill Gates?”

Greene also said that she was not surprised that the Hungarian-born billionaire had perfected an imitation of her voice. “He’s been coached by the best of the best: Oscar winner Meryl Streep,” she said.

Reacting to Greene’s comments, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy told reporters, “I knew there had to be a reasonable explanation. Let’s move on.”

FORD
01-29-2021, 01:46 PM
I voted for her. I think she's wonderful. She going to fuck things up for you progressive pseudo-left pussies.

I doubt that either she or Greene are going to be around long enough to do much more damage. It's not just the progressives who want them gone. Jellyfish Pelosi wants them out and her tentacles have reach.

FORD
01-29-2021, 02:29 PM
https://i.gyazo.com/ea4bae9bc2968d6fc61c66259fee8f4a.png

Kristy
01-29-2021, 03:21 PM
I doubt that either she or Greene are going to be around long enough to do much more damage. It's not just the progressives who want them gone. Jellyfish Pelosi wants them out and her tentacles have reach.

Greene is going to run in 2024 and be the FIRST female president

Von Halen
01-29-2021, 04:41 PM
Greene is going to run in 2024 and be the FIRST female president

Trump will be President in 2024.

Scamala will be the first female President after she sends Bidet to the old folks home.

Kristy
01-29-2021, 05:11 PM
Trump is soon going to be sucking a lot of F A T cock in prison, artard.

FORD
01-29-2021, 05:45 PM
Trump might be "president" of Hell by 2024... though I doubt Satan would let him steal the election down there. No fucking way he lives another 4 years.

ELVIS
01-29-2021, 07:40 PM
What are those things covering their faces ??

FORD
01-29-2021, 08:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7UWlTQq-VY

Nickdfresh
01-29-2021, 09:10 PM
What are those things covering their faces ??

Your mom's tampons. WTF Elvis LOL...

Nickdfresh
01-29-2021, 09:20 PM
Trump will be President in 2024.

Scamala will be the first female President after she sends Bidet to the old folks home.

LOL I can just see Von falling off his barstool spouting this nonsense in Shitstainvill, MI...

"Q-anus" indeed!

Seshmeister
01-30-2021, 02:03 AM
https://i.imgur.com/iYQBJJT.png

There is nothing dumber than someone wearing a mask on their mouth but not their nose...

FORD
01-30-2021, 12:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVNpmYuZbFg

FORD
01-30-2021, 12:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SaYWJXPVNg

Nickdfresh
01-30-2021, 06:14 PM
There is nothing dumber than someone wearing a mask on their mouth but not their nose...

She's a mongoloid lunatic...

FORD
02-01-2021, 11:12 AM
https://americanindependent.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/cjones02022021JewishSpaceLasers.jpg

FORD
02-02-2021, 08:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_AxAb2EcI

twonabomber
02-03-2021, 10:36 AM
I don't know what's dumber, believing in Q-Anon or letting the media show everyone how stupid you were for believing in Q-Anon

https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/03/tech/qanon-mom-former-believer/index.html

FORD
02-03-2021, 12:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ8ldD9wKmY

Kristy
02-03-2021, 12:33 PM
Sad. Just sad.

FORD
02-03-2021, 08:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3Cop9SaZZE

FORD
02-04-2021, 07:43 PM
https://i.imgur.com/2mIV54z.png

FORD
02-05-2021, 08:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAa0b0QKo-Q

conmee
02-05-2021, 10:04 PM
Brethren and Sistren,

I'm normally not one for politics as I'm generally focused on managing a diversified portfolio of Big Tech stocks these days (and plan on sending a dividend payment to Sesh real soon before they turn the lights off around here), but if you don't believe the Jews have been fucking shit up with their low orbit space lasers, then you haven't been reading the tea leaves.

FORD, I've been up here in Seattle for some time now, and I'm close enough to hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth emanating from "The Clink" (to quote Softy on KJR - can't stand Softy or the Century Link nickname) every time the Seahawks lose a game... when do you want to get together to block some traffic on I-5? Are you still down there roaming the hallowed halls of Olympia?

That is all.

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Seshmeister
02-05-2021, 10:11 PM
I'm still stand by all of those statements in your signature and it's good that they still stand up erect©® in the post #MeToo©® era!

conmee
02-05-2021, 10:19 PM
I believe paraphrasing Samuel Hagar is appropriate here, Sesh, "Only time will tell if [those statements] stand the test of time..."

That is all.

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Seshmeister
02-05-2021, 11:29 PM
Wow I had cuntpletely™®© forgotten about how annoyed I had got when I last went looking for bad Hagar lyrics.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?17468-Worst-Hagar-Lyric

That Dubai Blues song epitomizes the pitilessness, shittyness and utter lack of self awareness of Hagar...

ELVIS
02-06-2021, 06:20 PM
Your mom's tampons.

I know what tampons look like, dipshit...;)