Wow, Hagar ruined the show tonight

[PanamaDave]

Wow, I just got back from the Detroit show, and I'm very disappointed. That tard hagar ruined everything. First, he butchered Jump! Then he butchered Unchained and Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love. He absolutely butchered all of Dave's songs. Me and other Roth fans chucked our beers and booed. Whenever spammy butchered a Roth tune, I screamed, "THAT IS NOT YOUR SONG!" And this fat cow of a lady was sitting in front of me, she must have been at least 3 hundo, said, "He does it better." I was enraged. I wanted to punch her in her fat face for saying that. I went to the show wearing my black Ole No. 1 Diamond David Lee Roth tee that resembles the JD logo. I got so many props from real fans, DLR fans for it. I paid to see Eddie, Alex and Michael. Eddie, Alex and Mike kicked ass though!!! Eddie had like a 13 minutes solo. He is the greatest. Get this, some fans near the stage threw their stupid edited shirts for spammy to wear on stage and banners, and one was all about him, like some stupid crap like we love you or something really stupid, but someone threw a great banner that said "You suck Hagar! Diamond Dave is Van Halen!" It was awesome! Well, I just wanted to let you all know that I was incredibly disgusted with the show tonight, the only great part was Eddie, Alex and Mike.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by PanamaDave
"You suck Hagar! Diamond Dave is Van Halen!" It was awesome!

Thanks for the review. I think that part is BS though.

[lms2]

So Ed did alright did he? was he drinking? popping pills? incoherent? did he seem alright? what about Michael and Alex?

[Matt White]

I couldn't do it man. I heard Drew & Mike giving away free tickets to the 18 caller while I was driving to work in Plymouth and.....I just looked at my cell phone a laughed! "Fuck", I thought, "I wouldn't go to that show for FREE even if I had a gun to my head." I bought all the VH recordings up to F.U.C.K, and a friend of mine gave me Balance...which sucked! After the 1996 reunion debacle with Dave I vowed to NEVER GIVEN THE VAN HALEN SISTERS ANOTHER NICKEL OF MY MONEY AGAIN! Unless it was for a reunion show with Diamond Dave! And I will buy ANYTHING that Dave puts out, regardless, just to show him my support! FUCK VAN HAGAR!!!!!

[PanamaDave]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Thanks for the review. I think that part is BS though.

Sorry, forgot to add, while turn spammy was trying to open it and read it, he closed it up and shook his head "no" and waved his finger. But you could definently read it before he bunched it up and threw it off stage. I forgot to add that, sorry.

[PanamaDave]

Originally posted by Matt White
I couldn't do it man. I heard Drew & Mike giving away free tickets to the 18 caller while I was driving to work in Plymouth and.....I just looked at my cell phone a laughed! "Fuck", I thought, "I wouldn't go to that show for FREE even if I had a gun to my head." I bought all the VH recordings up to F.U.C.K, and a friend of mine gave me Balance...which sucked! After the 1996 reunion debacle with Dave I vowed to NEVER GIVEN THE VAN HALEN SISTERS ANOTHER NICKEL OF MY MONEY AGAIN! Unless it was for a reunion show with Diamond Dave! And I will buy ANYTHING that Dave puts out, regardless, just to show him my support! FUCK VAN HAGAR!!!!!

Amen man. Drew and Mike kick ass. Best show, ever. Also, 106.7 sucks, I hate them. They are all over spammy's tiny balls, it's nauseating.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by PanamaDave
Sorry, forgot to add, while turn spammy was trying to open it and read it, he closed it up and shook his head "no" and waved his finger. But you could definently read it before he bunched it up and threw it off stage. I forgot to add that, sorry.

Okay you're forgiven.

[Halen High]

Hey Matt, I agree with your stance, as do many others.

I will not buy this Best of Both Worlds (or whatever it's called now), or attend any Van Hagar gig if they tour Down Under.

I've had enough of Sammy slagging off the original era, and in particular Dave. So no more money from me. I guess hitting them in the pocket is the only way to register a protest, other than forums like this.

[Panamark]

Is anyone surprised ?

[Coyote]

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NO! :D

[Bob_R]

Sammy Hagar sucks! :monekyr:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I for one am very disappointed....

Not only because they butchered the songs, but because you chucked your beer.... ;)

[VH LINKS SUCKS]

Ladies and Germs, the lead singer for Van Gaygar!

When will this nightmare END?!?

[Catfish]

He went to a Van Hagar show and Spammy sucked.

Gee fucking whiz.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by PanamaDave
Wow, I just got back from the Detroit show, and I'm very disappointed. That tard hagar ruined everything.... but someone threw a great banner that said "You suck Hagar! Diamond Dave is Van Halen!" It was awesome! Well, I just wanted to let you all know that I was incredibly disgusted with the show tonight, the only great part was Eddie, Alex and Mike.

OK PD, I'm not going to call you a fucking sheep because you went but the best way to support Dave is to NOT GO IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

Listen, I want Ed to play well, I hope Alex and Mikey sound good but I don't give a fuck about them as long as Sam fronts that train wreck!

The banner story was funny. I wish all the Roth Army members could get together, make a huge sign, take over an entire section of a Van Hagar show and just heckle that porky mother fucker all night long.

Mezro...I'd hop on the stage wearing my DLR shirt, shit in my hand and throw it at Sam monkey style

[haha]

this is sooo funny,sad,and vain. You all know dlr is a has been who rode ed's coattails for years. he looks ridiculous, what's with the hair, you know it--he knows it. you know what? he cannot sing. he sucked live in '84 (before most of you "experts" were born) and he sucks now. doing the same tired schtick,trying to hit the notes he could only do in the studio--kind of like britney spears. so pretend to hate ed when you'd line up to give him head if he brought david me roth back in. if dlr is so good how come he hasn't had a good tune out since he left? hmmmmmmm? covers don't count. come on kids, if you think dave is anything other than pathetic you are nothing more than one of his bitches. keep your heads in the sand.you see old dave in interviews? all twitchy,jerky,smiling with his bottom teeth? he knows he's been over since '85 so he counts on you fools to perpetuate a myth. i bet dlr sits by the phone every night waiting for ed to call,listening to the studio albums--knowing he never sang like that ever!! waiting, thinking of witty things to say in his next interview--but no one wants to talk to him. waiting, knowing he was lucky to ever be there in the first place. trying to ignore the very truth you all know as well. poor,poordave. never had it---never will. a phony,poser.yes,poser---he wrote the book. vh is about music not some comb-over vaudville clown. yep,clown.i'd tell dave to go away but he's been gone for a loooooooooong time. go cover a madonna song--pu**y.

[haha]

no takers? just like dave----alltalk.

[haha]

tsktsktsk.i win i am the prophet!! dlr=desperate lonely reject!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

[classicdude]

Huh, a fat chick at a Spermmy Gaygar show? Who woulda thunk it?

Somewhere, Dave is laughing his ass off....

[saint]

Originally posted by haha
this is sooo funny,sad,and vain. You all know dlr is a has been who rode ed's coattails for years. he looks ridiculous, what's with the hair, you know it--he knows it. you know what? he cannot sing. he sucked live in '84 (before most of you "experts" were born) and he sucks now. doing the same tired schtick,trying to hit the notes he could only do in the studio--kind of like britney spears. so pretend to hate ed when you'd line up to give him head if he brought david me roth back in. if dlr is so good how come he hasn't had a good tune out since he left? hmmmmmmm? covers don't count. come on kids, if you think dave is anything other than pathetic you are nothing more than one of his bitches. keep your heads in the sand.you see old dave in interviews? all twitchy,jerky,smiling with his bottom teeth? he knows he's been over since '85 so he counts on you fools to perpetuate a myth. i bet dlr sits by the phone every night waiting for ed to call,listening to the studio albums--knowing he never sang like that ever!! waiting, thinking of witty things to say in his next interview--but no one wants to talk to him. waiting, knowing he was lucky to ever be there in the first place. trying to ignore the very truth you all know as well. poor,poordave. never had it---never will. a phony,poser.yes,poser---he wrote the book. vh is about music not some comb-over vaudville clown. yep,clown.i'd tell dave to go away but he's been gone for a loooooooooong time. go cover a madonna song--pu**y.
Are you blind and deaf, stupid you just proved. Take a look at recent pictures and you will see, Dave looks in great shape, Sam like a fat old man. Listen to the bootleg from Greensboro, NC - June 11, 2004
and compare it to the Japan boot with Dave from Jan 2004 and you will here Dave¨s voice is better than ever and you hear that he is a one-man show--singer, musician, frontman, and entertainer of legendary proportions, while Sam sounds like shit, out of tune, can¨t get to the high once, tired and uninspired. David Lee Roth is a man of endless wit, enduring charisma, and an irreverent sense of humor that has made him one of the most quotable, and notable, figures in the history of rock n roll.

Who is Spammy?

[Dan]

Someone Ban this Fucker.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by haha
he sucked live in '84 (before most of you "experts" were born)

Please update your profile and fill in the sections so WE can see how old YOU are...

Thank you, have a nice day....

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by haha
this is sooo funny,sad,and vain. You all know dlr is a has been who rode ed's coattails for years. he looks ridiculous, what's with the hair, you know it--he knows it. you know what? he cannot sing. he sucked live in '84 (before most of you "experts" were born) and he sucks now. doing the same tired schtick,trying to hit the notes he could only do in the studio--kind of like britney spears. so pretend to hate ed when you'd line up to give him head if he brought david me roth back in. if dlr is so good how come he hasn't had a good tune out since he left? hmmmmmmm? covers don't count. come on kids, if you think dave is anything other than pathetic you are nothing more than one of his bitches. keep your heads in the sand.you see old dave in interviews? all twitchy,jerky,smiling with his bottom teeth? he knows he's been over since '85 so he counts on you fools to perpetuate a myth. i bet dlr sits by the phone every night waiting for ed to call,listening to the studio albums--knowing he never sang like that ever!! waiting, thinking of witty things to say in his next interview--but no one wants to talk to him. waiting, knowing he was lucky to ever be there in the first place. trying to ignore the very truth you all know as well. poor,poordave. never had it---never will. a phony,poser.yes,poser---he wrote the book. vh is about music not some comb-over vaudville clown. yep,clown.i'd tell dave to go away but he's been gone for a loooooooooong time. go cover a madonna song--pu**y.

Okay... I would normally take great offence to your post

and respond, and end up owning you, however it is obvious

you are a returnee under a new name and already owned.

Secondly I am here with a real woman I didn't have to

inflate and we're really busy. Have a boring fucking night!!

[throatrocket]

Originally posted by haha
no takers? just like dave----alltalk. I cant drive 55.......he cant pass for 55 either. If you had the pleasure of watching the video for this timeless classic you will notice his band mates are with out question, the uglyest band of the video era. It was tough finding musicians that ugly in order to make Sam look good. Your momma never ment for you to carry thease emotional scars. Be strong little fella, your not alone. Dave hit many a youg mans mom.

[lafours]

Panama Dave

Did you catch DLR at the Soaring Eagle Casino in MT. Pleasant last year?

Fantastic show! I was front row and Dave just destroyed!

After seeing Van Hagar twice I just couldnt do it again ( they were so boring and generic)....I love Eddie but all the talk of his shitty playing and the way they screwed the fans in 1996 made me lose interest in the brothers...

[ALinChainz]

I bet this vh491 under another name.

Same retard.

[Matt White]

Van Halen hasn't played DETROIT in almost 20 years. I don't know who gave the homos in Van Hagar the green light to keep the name, 'cause thats all they have. They don't have the histroy, the heart, or the fans of the MIGHTY VAN HALEN. Wasn't even slightly interested in seeing those dick butlers! Crackhead Eddie and his sister Shemp Van Halen are my vote for LOSERS of the year.

[PanamaDave]

Originally posted by Mezro
OK PD, I'm not going to call you a fucking sheep because you went but the best way to support Dave is to NOT GO IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

Listen, I want Ed to play well, I hope Alex and Mikey sound good but I don't give a fuck about them as long as Sam fronts that train wreck!

The banner story was funny. I wish all the Roth Army members could get together, make a huge sign, take over an entire section of a Van Hagar show and just heckle that porky mother fucker all night long.

Look, I had to witness the greatest guitarist, ever, Eddie Van Halen. I paid to see Eddie, Alex and Mike. I saw Diamond Dave last summer, or maybe 2 (can't remember, I'm retarded) and it was the greatest. I want Dave to come back to Detroit for more shows!!!! On a sadder note, I just found out today from this clown that that bitch hagar did the ultimate no no, he butchered Panama. Really, my heart is sad.

[PanamaDave]

Originally posted by lafours
Panama Dave

Did you catch DLR at the Soaring Eagle Casino in MT. Pleasant last year?

Fantastic show! I was front row and Dave just destroyed!

After seeing Van Hagar twice I just couldnt do it again ( they were so boring and generic)....I love Eddie but all the talk of his shitty playing and the way they screwed the fans in 1996 made me lose interest in the brothers...

No, I saw him at Freedom Hill Ampitheatre, and it kicked ass!!!!!!!!!! I was at the edge of the stage and I was hoping for a 5, but I wasn't lucky. Can you let me know when he comes back to MI?

[PanamaDave]

"haha", you piece of shit, go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by haha
[B]this is sooo funny,sad,and vain. You all know dlr is a has been who rode ed's coattails for years. he looks ridiculous, what's with the hair, you know it--he knows it.

His hair? Have you seen your bitch goddess SPeddie doing his best impression of Raggedy Ann to FatAss Spamdy? Give me a break...Dave could be bald and look better than that piece of shit...and go ahead and get started on Sham...lmfao...if you can get off your Fat Guy Gay Porn site long enough...


you know what? he cannot sing. he sucked live in '84 (before most of you "experts" were born)

You never saw VH live...the real version...so shut your pie hole...


and he sucks now. doing the same tired schtick,trying to hit the notes he could only do in the studio--kind of like britney spears.

Well...he did DO Brittney Spears...


so pretend to hate ed when you'd line up to give him head if he brought david me roth back in.

No...we left that for you Ed fans...they don't call you Edhead's for nothing...

I don't have the patience to go through all the rest of the drivel...let me just say this...

Just because you want to fuck Dave...doesn't mean you have to get angry about it because Sham and Gayry are the only fags in the band...

I mean...c'mon...bro...if you want the love...go get a blonde wig from your local five and dime...throw that on your sister...get your strap on...put it on her...and have your Shamlove...

then maybe you can smile...

Let us know when you have something worthwhile to say my friend...your freudian desire to get boffed up the ass by a rock god has worn out it's welcome...

Enjoy your Richard Simmons tapes homo...

[pkolb]

Originally posted by haha
this is sooo funny,sad,and vain. You all know dlr is a has been who rode ed's coattails for years. he looks ridiculous, what's with the hair, you know it--he knows it. you know what? he cannot sing. he sucked live in '84 (before most of you "experts" were born) and he sucks now. doing the same tired schtick,trying to hit the notes he could only do in the studio--kind of like britney spears. so pretend to hate ed when you'd line up to give him head if he brought david me roth back in. if dlr is so good how come he hasn't had a good tune out since he left? hmmmmmmm? covers don't count. come on kids, if you think dave is anything other than pathetic you are nothing more than one of his bitches. keep your heads in the sand.you see old dave in interviews? all twitchy,jerky,smiling with his bottom teeth? he knows he's been over since '85 so he counts on you fools to perpetuate a myth. i bet dlr sits by the phone every night waiting for ed to call,listening to the studio albums--knowing he never sang like that ever!! waiting, thinking of witty things to say in his next interview--but no one wants to talk to him. waiting, knowing he was lucky to ever be there in the first place. trying to ignore the very truth you all know as well. poor,poordave. never had it---never will. a phony,poser.yes,poser---he wrote the book. vh is about music not some comb-over vaudville clown. yep,clown.i'd tell dave to go away but he's been gone for a loooooooooong time. go cover a madonna song--pu**y.

On and on about the hair...so pre-occupied with men's looks. Makes me wonder. Anyway, Alex is balding, Eddie's hairline is receeding, and the bass player must be wearing a piece. He was receeding in the 70s. So big deal on Dave's hair. It happens.

Gotta run and finish giving your mom a Dirty Sanchez.

[MAX]

Originally posted by haha
this is sooo funny,sad,and vain.

No dumbass, this is all toooooo easy for me! First of all Ms. Sanctimonious, your grammar and punctuation could use some serious help before you entered this place on your high horsy. :rolleyes:


You all know dlr is a has been who rode ed's coattails for years.

Ok, and why is it that in the old days when the band played Gazzari's Dave was referred to as "Van" tipped some extra cash by Bill Gazarri (The owner) and yet Dave shared it with the band? Why was it that The Trojan Rubber Company, Space Brothers and Mammoth were not getting the big gigs in SoCal until Dave joined, ehhh? Also, you fucking expert answer me this:

Why is it still to this date ANYTIME there is an interview with ANYONE regarding Van Halen that the subject of David Lee Roth is ALWAYS asked? WHY?!?!?!


he looks ridiculous, what's with the hair, you know it--he knows it. you know what?

Alright, I'll back off a bit now that you are fully out in the open and a proud pillow biter.


he cannot sing.

Nor can you express a rational thought through type? And you think Spam can? :rolleyes: The fucker screeches and doesn't sing at all! Also, Dave has always been about attitude and not about sounding like Michael Bolton.


he sucked live in '84 (before most of you "experts" were born) and he sucks now.

No you poor misguided fucker and once again you are wrong. I saw the 1984 tour and Dave brought the biggest applause during the show. Infact, I thought he was an idiot before the show because I was an Ed fan. LOL!!! After FUCKING BEING THERE and WITNESSING IT FIRST HAND I knew who was the attitude behind Van Halen. Ed get's his due as the guiding force and stellar musician up to that point. However, without Roth his music went downhill just like his being.


doing the same tired schtick,trying to hit the notes he could only do in the studio--kind of like britney spears.

Well, you are obviously paying very close attention to both acts? So, you are obviously hung up sexually regarding both of them! Brittany, I don't blame you cos any warm blooded dude would like to get down her pants. But critiquing Dave at this stage of the game so closely? Caring about his wardrobe, hair and appearance? I'm thinkin, well fuck it! You aren't all there. :eek:


so pretend to hate ed when you'd line up to give him head if he brought david me roth back in.

Uh-Oh, there's that infamous homosexual innuendo that so many of you "I hate Dave" guys have. Yet, you just cannot stop following him, talking or bashing him just like someone scorned.


if dlr is so good how come he hasn't had a good tune out since he left?

Don't even need to go there here fruitcake cos THIS IS A ROTH SITE and we could all name a ton!!!!


hmmmmmmm?

Jeeze, yet ANOTHER gay conatation? Leave yer fucking hummers elsewhere!!!!


covers don't count. come on kids, if you think dave is anything other than pathetic you are nothing more than one of his bitches. keep your heads in the sand.you see old dave in interviews? all twitchy,jerky,smiling with his bottom teeth? he knows he's been over since '85 so he counts on you fools to perpetuate a myth. i bet dlr sits by the phone every night waiting for ed to call,listening to the studio albums--knowing he never sang like that ever!! waiting, thinking of witty things to say in his next interview--but no one wants to talk to him. waiting, knowing he was lucky to ever be there in the first place. trying to ignore the very truth you all know as well. poor,poordave. never had it---never will. a phony,poser.yes,poser---he wrote the book. vh is about music not some comb-over vaudville clown. yep,clown.i'd tell dave to go away but he's been gone for a loooooooooong time. go cover a madonna song--pu**y.

That last bit just sounded like a diabetic seizure? Make sure mama gives you your insulin, twinkies, crystal pepsi and let's you listen to your worthless candy rock F.U.C.K. before nighty night!!!! Right now dreams poundcake!!!!!


I'm sorry about this knob staining Main everyone!!! It makes me as a rookie look badly. :mad:

[Cathedral]

Sorry, bro....
But once i see the standard "I Paid To See Ed" bullshit i get pissed.

I understand you wanted to see Edward jam (as if he really is this time out) But, to promote this abortion by buying a damn ticket you burn your credibility with me.

Now if YOU, like so many other misguided Van Halenites would have sat this tour out and kept your money in your bank account, we would get REAL DEAL VH on the road.

Ed can say all he wants about NOT doing this shit for the money, but that is easy for a multi-millionaire to say when he's the owner of a fat ass bank book.
Now, if this tour failed much more miserably than the VH III bullshit, we would be treated to a full frontal assault of the REAL Van Halen in no time.

Now, I'm glad you had a good time seeing Ed at his worst. But to me, you just supported Van Hagar and no amount of Dave Props will change my impression of what you did.
HOW in the fuck can you give a single penny to this tour if you prefer Dave?

I'll go to the show, but i won't enter the place. I will be picketing Spammy Halen out front with my cash still in its rightful place....my wallet.

I think i'll take me a Rubbermaid 30 gallon trash can so those who see the light can deposit their tickets into it before they join my picket line.

Dave or the Grave.....It's time you all stopped sucking Ed's cock and got on board the MIGHTY VH Train to Reunionville.

You got what you paid for, you just paid way to fucking much for it.

[Big Train]

HaHa, It's been a long day and I need a punching bag: Tag, your it.

I'm going to go through the list for you, slowly so you can understand with that peabrain of yours-its not your fault your dad pulled out early-and break it down for you.

First off, Dave is a washed up has been? Have you seen any of the illustrious members of Halen Lately? Eddie is a physical and mental wreck. Alex and Michael are not the pictures of youth and vibrancy either and sammy is well...jeez, I have time or know where to start.

Over since 85'? The man's SOLO career sales eclipse all but the biggest acts of anyone in the time period between 85 and now. How many records have you sold?

The way it is going nowadays, I think the person waiting by the phone is going to change shortly.

You say he never had it. I say he never lost. I say VH has never stopped trading off it. All of their paydays since he left the band have been about trading off it. When people mention the "VH experience" or the "VH Mystique", to whom are they referring?

No good tunes? If you don't like what he does, I can't argue there. Some people like the taste of shit, I can't change your tastebuds. Enjoy the slop at the Van Hagar trough...

From now on, do us all a favor, go straight to the beastiality website you have bookmarked and leave your dim bulb observations yourself.

Kanichiwa bitches..

[Cathedral]

ROTMFFLMMFAO @ Kanichiwa Bitches.................

But next time, shoot both barrels...these fucks deserve it, lol.

Dave or the Grave, there is no substitute for Rock and Roll.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Well...he did DO Brittney Spears...

Who hasn't?

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Thanks for the review. I think that part is BS though.

I was there, didnt happen.

[pete]

Originally posted by haha
this is sooo funny,sad,and vain. You all know dlr is a has been who rode ed's coattails for years. he looks ridiculous, what's with the hair, you know it--he knows it. you know what? he cannot sing. he sucked live in '84 (before most of you "experts" were born) and he sucks now. doing the same tired schtick,trying to hit the notes he could only do in the studio--kind of like britney spears. so pretend to hate ed when you'd line up to give him head if he brought david me roth back in. if dlr is so good how come he hasn't had a good tune out since he left? hmmmmmmm? covers don't count. come on kids, if you think dave is anything other than pathetic you are nothing more than one of his bitches. keep your heads in the sand.you see old dave in interviews? all twitchy,jerky,smiling with his bottom teeth? he knows he's been over since '85 so he counts on you fools to perpetuate a myth. i bet dlr sits by the phone every night waiting for ed to call,listening to the studio albums--knowing he never sang like that ever!! waiting, thinking of witty things to say in his next interview--but no one wants to talk to him. waiting, knowing he was lucky to ever be there in the first place. trying to ignore the very truth you all know as well. poor,poordave. never had it---never will. a phony,poser.yes,poser---he wrote the book. vh is about music not some comb-over vaudville clown. yep,clown.i'd tell dave to go away but he's been gone for a loooooooooong time. go cover a madonna song--pu**y.

It appears New York's septic tank is backing up.