Kristy's Weekend Playoff Pics

[Kristy]

Well, the time has come, ladies and gentlemen. The time where the NFL shows its true greed in terms of betting and Vegas odds and what billionaire-owned slave team beats the shit out of the other billionaire-owned slave team. Yes, the NFL is a legalized slavery where white owners use mainly black men to entertain them in barbaric sport that leave the slave permanently inured for life.

So here is what we have:

The Vegas Shitheads at the Cincinnati Bengal Zoo

I'm going with Cincinnati simply because zoos are organized animal cruelty and slavery and when slaves play for their owners they play like slaves. The Raiders are assholes. Look how they fucked over the Chargers in the last two seconds and Derek Carr is an obvious MAGA Republican who married his trophy wife for the free foot fetish. Score? Something along the lines off the striped slaves 19 and the F A T and dead Madden monkeys 15.

Sucktriots at the Humpfalo Hills

Probably the best game of the weekend simply because F A T Hoodie Boy made the Bills his personal bitch for so long. I'm going with the Bills to perform a mass slaughter of the other half of white trash New England. Then again, it all depends on the first quarter of play. If the Bills don't fuck it up with interceptions and fumbles the Joshy Boy will be sucking the other Joshy like a gimp prison bitch. Score? Um, The Humpers 27 and the lawn dart Patriots 17.

Beagles at the Suckaneers

Easy. Brady. Eagles are a garbage team with sloppy unpredictable play and ego-eccentric coaching. Pretty Boy Tommy with carve them up like a Easter ham at a Jewish bar mitzvah. Bucs have a better defense, too allowing them to trample on America's bird of freedom like obese MAGAs on fast food wrappers at a Trump rally. Score? Buccaneers 200,001; Eagles 3.

Horny 9s at the Jerry Jones FEMA Camp

Cowboys are a well-shipped slave owned team. That's why where they are where they are. The Forty Fuckers with their Italian Stallion QB are like the Romans with bigger dicks. So the Forty Niners. Score? Eh, Garoppolo 14, the Texas hicks 10.

Squealers at the Beefs

This will without a doubt be the NFL's greatest date rapist Ben Turdberger's last game. They are playing in Kansas City where the fans have zero trouble expressing their racism toward native populations with insulting stereotypes. MacCombs is too good and too agile even if he plays like a rattled and repeatedly concussive slave with about two good years left in his All State acting career. If the dude can remember who to throw the fucking ball to and when then the red rockers will move on. Score? Chiefs around 30+ points; The Stealers maybe 6 or 7.

The Playing Cards at the Hams

Fucking Von Miller. The only reason why Denvoid traded this 4-eyed freak was because he was no longer a useful slave for them anymore. What a diffy he made in L.A. as in no difference at all. The Rams survived on luck and paying off refs. Stafford is a douche who sometimes forgets what teams is is playing on and its people like Vonny Miller to pick up his slack. The Cards are a waste of everybody's time but I'll take them anyway. Score? Cards 24; The Rams 16.

[FORD]

Playoffs will generally suck without the Seahawks involved, but as long as The Cuckaneers & the cheating ass Rams lose, I'll be happy.

If that ball deflating bastard is in the Super Bowl again, I won't even bother to watch...even with a halftime comedy show featuring Dr Dre and his friends struggling to go 15 minutes without saying "bitch", "ho" or "muthafucka".

[Kristy]

LOL. There you go again defending the indefensible. The Seacucks.

[Von Halen]

I agree with all of Kristy's picks.

[Kristy]

What? Since when?

[FORD]

LOL. There you go again defending the indefensible. The Seacucks.

Yeah, this was a shitty season... but they'll be back.

[Kristy]

Without your prized QB

[FORD]

Russ ain't going nowhere. He's still on contract. And he's got time to properly rehab that broken finger now.

[Kristy]

He's going to Denvoid.

[FORD]

You wish.

[Nickdfresh]

The Pat's at Bills is gonna be the coldest playoff game here in history with lows around 0F after 9PM....

I think that might help the pats a bit, but maybe not much...

[Nickdfresh]

The Pat's at Bills is gonna be the coldest playoff game here in history with lows around 0F after 9PM....

I think that might help the pats a bit, but maybe not much...

The flaming NFL assfucks give the northeast teams a frigid night game in January but the Tampa Bay Buckingqueers get a 1pm :rolleyes: ....

[ashstralia]

So what’s happened? Who’s winning?

[Kristy]

Seems I was mostly right. Except for those fucking birds. Van Josephs defense seemed to be playing in a entirely different game. Fuck Arizona anyway and their bamboo MAGAs

So anyway we are now in the next phase of the Divisional Playoffs and the slave owners are rejoicing except for Jerry Jones who is a complete and utter asshole.

First up, the Snorty Miners vs. The "Immunized" Fudge Packing Cheese

Kyle Shanahan is a loser. While those F A T fucks in Texuus bitch and moan about Mike McCarthy's horrendous coaching decisions, bad clock management and that 4th and 11 call, Shanahan has his own style on how to fuck up a game and no question he will fuck this one up. The Packers on the other hand with a fully COVID-free Rodgers playing in Land Rover Field should pull a win out of their collective assholes somewhere in the third quarter when Shanny goes all Mike McCarthy. Score? Lots of Rodgers strikes that will called back on bullshit penalties but somewhere near 42 points for the Green snots and let's say @17 for the Bay Buttfuckers.

Clams vs. Fuckaneers

Rams have shown they can play defense when they want to. Yet, they are still unreliable and with Richie Rich Boy Stafford at the helm they are more unpredictable. Brady on the other hand has started showing his age but he bitches a lot like a little girl on the first day of school to get his way so he will get his way and win. Score? Bucs will be in the neighborhood of 28 points while Sean McVay will be left to ponder which team actually showed up to play. So only 14 points for them.

Pills vs. The Red Racist

No question the Bills are formidable. These brazen motherfuckers laid some hefty bitch-slaps on the disgusting F A T hoodie's running game. That was fun to watch. Josh Allen ran over them like Keanu Reeves driving a bus in that you know bus movie. Problemo is they are playing in Kansas City the most racist slave-owned football team on earth. Nit Combs with his concussions and slowly dying grey matter as a result can only remember to throw the ball to and when will trounce all over the Bills like a water lily on a summer pond. Score? Bills 34, the concussive slave 42

Tigers vs. Some Team No One Cares About

All I want to know is Derrick Henry going to be activated for this game. If so, then is over for the Bengals and their shitty defense. Really I could care less about this game much less the score.

[FORD]

Best thing about the cheating ass Rams vs Ball inflating Brady & the Cuckaneers?? The refs can't rig the game for both of them. Let cheating Tom win one more game, because I'm sick of Tim er... Sean McVeigh and his troop of asswipes. Then next week Aaron rodgers can cough on Brady and take him out of commission or whatever.

[FORD]

Even though the game itself will be played in Collieforneea, I'm going to call this the "Ice Bowl" because I'm predicting Green Bay vs Buffalo. And then I'll probably be rooting for the Bills, because Rodgers turned into a MAGAtt horse-paste eating anti-vaxxer lunatic.

[Kristy]

Best thing about the cheating ass Rams vs Ball inflating Brady & the Cuckaneers?? The refs can't rig the game for both of them. Let cheating Tom win one more game, because I'm sick of Tim er... Sean McVeigh and his troop of asswipes. Then next week Aaron rodgers can cough on Brady and take him out of commission or whatever.

Still upset that the Russ Boy is coming to Denver?

[FORD]

Saturday's games... I don't think I saw one competent offense among all 4 teams playing. Both games were tied in the 4th quarter with low scores, won at the last second by field goals. But at least Superspreader Rogers is out.

Forgot that Notthatgoddamnedthugagain Suh was playing for the Bucs. Hope he stomps Cooper Cuck's ankles.

[FORD]

Damn it.. that ball deflating son of a bitch almost pulled it off... came back from a 27-3 deficit at halftime to tie the game at the end of the 4th quarter.... only to lose at the buzzer to a cheating ass Rams field goal.

Tom, hasn't your team ever heard of an "onside kick", for fucks sake??

Guess it's up to the 69'ers to take the cheating ass Rams out. So for two weeks in a row, I'll be rooting for one team I hate to take out the other one.

Either way, I'll be backing the AFC in the Super Bowl. No way I can be for either SF or Cheating Ass Rams.

[Terry]

I was surprised the Bucs didn't go for the two point conversion.

[FORD]

I actually thought they would. I guess Brady figured that he was safer going into overtime with a tie than the usual 1% chance that a 2 pt play would actually work.... and not working would leave him with a 1 point loss.

He didn't see the Rams getting a field goal in that little amount of time. Can't blame him for that, I didn't think that would happen either.

[twonabomber]

If the Rams get in, it would be two years in a row that a team plays a Super Bowl in their home stadium.

Beyond that, meh. I'm on days that weekend and will probably go to a movie after work like I have the last few years.

[FORD]

The last two minutes of that Bills/Chiefs game were off the fucking chain. Gone to OT.....

[FORD]

Damn, I actually thought Buffalo could go all the way this year. Good thing I didn't bet any money on this week's games, since I was 0 - 4 :(

[Seshmeister]

Seems I was mostly right. Except for those fucking birds. Van Josephs defense seemed to be playing in a entirely different game. Fuck Arizona anyway and their bamboo MAGAs

So anyway we are now in the next phase of the Divisional Playoffs and the slave owners are rejoicing except for Jerry Jones who is a complete and utter asshole.

First up, the Snorty Miners vs. The "Immunized" Fudge Packing Cheese

Kyle Shanahan is a loser. While those F A T fucks in Texuus bitch and moan about Mike McCarthy's horrendous coaching decisions, bad clock management and that 4th and 11 call, Shanahan has his own style on how to fuck up a game and no question he will fuck this one up. The Packers on the other hand with a fully COVID-free Rodgers playing in Land Rover Field should pull a win out of their collective assholes somewhere in the third quarter when Shanny goes all Mike McCarthy. Score? Lots of Rodgers strikes that will called back on bullshit penalties but somewhere near 42 points for the Green snots and let's say @17 for the Bay Buttfuckers.

Clams vs. Fuckaneers

Rams have shown they can play defense when they want to. Yet, they are still unreliable and with Richie Rich Boy Stafford at the helm they are more unpredictable. Brady on the other hand has started showing his age but he bitches a lot like a little girl on the first day of school to get his way so he will get his way and win. Score? Bucs will be in the neighborhood of 28 points while Sean McVay will be left to ponder which team actually showed up to play. So only 14 points for them.

Pills vs. The Red Racist

No question the Bills are formidable. These brazen motherfuckers laid some hefty bitch-slaps on the disgusting F A T hoodie's running game. That was fun to watch. Josh Allen ran over them like Keanu Reeves driving a bus in that you know bus movie. Problemo is they are playing in Kansas City the most racist slave-owned football team on earth. Nit Combs with his concussions and slowly dying grey matter as a result can only remember to throw the ball to and when will trounce all over the Bills like a water lily on a summer pond. Score? Bills 34, the concussive slave 42

Tigers vs. Some Team No One Cares About

All I want to know is Derrick Henry going to be activated for this game. If so, then is over for the Bengals and their shitty defense. Really I could care less about this game much less the score.

It's posts like these that stoke the fires of the 'Kristy is actually a big hairy middle aged man' conspiracy theories... :D

[Von Halen]

It's posts like these that stoke the fires of the 'Kristy is actually a big hairy middle aged man' conspiracy theories... :D

Well...that and I've given "her" multiple opportunities to meet, and (s)he flakes out every time.

[Kristy]

I did not watch these games over the past weekend. Okay, parts of them but they were soooooooo boring I ended up taking the dog for a walk or two. Is Tennessee dull or what? The Conference games won't be any better so let's just skip to the end and call it a Chiefs win for the Stuporbowl. Nitcombs appears to be the only one who can maintain his cool long enough not to fuck up a lead or throw interceptions. What else? Brady will retire for the dude just looks burnt out and his has more money than Gawd and can make millions more doing endorsement and commentary and blowing Trump on golf courses. Dipshit Rodgers will leave Green Bay (no conspiracy theory) he threw that game as an excuse to leave that shithole town. Where will he end up? Maybe Denvoid but most likely not opting to go to The Saints or The Giants. Bills will be dominant in 2022 since many of the Chiefs coaches will leave to pursue higher paying jobs and the NFL in general will continue to suck with over commercialism, annoying announcers, and one new slave owner coming to Denvoid. Maybe Jeff Bozos in which case watch Amazon ads go through the roof on NFL games in 2022.


Oh, and Von can go fuck himself. Derek Trucks is a crab-infested filthy hippie. Three-and-a-half hours guitar solos are for losers.

[Nitro Express]

It's posts like these that stoke the fires of the 'Kristy is actually a big hairy middle aged man' conspiracy theories... :D

By the musical tastes could be a tranny. Anyways you can identify as anything these days. Like Bob Ross used to say while doing his cheesy paintings,”It’s your world and you can make it anything you want.”

[Kristy]

You F A T cretins wish I was a "tranny" Then you wouldn't feel so guilty about looking at trans porn sites

[Von Halen]

I don't feel guilty.

Where we meeting?

[FORD]

Still upset that the Russ Boy is coming to Denver?

He's not. But COVID Aaron might be......

https://www.espn.com/blog/green-bay-packers/post/_/id/51817/nathaniel-hackett-to-broncos-wont-quiet-the-aaron-rodgers-to-denver-talk

[Kristy]

No one here wants QArron. Russell Wilson is coming to Denvoid. He'll be here sometime next month. And your chewing gum freak coach can suck it.

[Kristy]

http://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/v1636472605/256960_768_rgb.jpg

[Kristy]

COVID been very, very good to KArron

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKJoAzXXsAE9K07?format=jpg

[Nickdfresh]

https://img.ifunny.co/images/cc46933d98437819d2f966cb41e0c20ab47f05086fb18296fc 752be556083af7_1.jpg

[Kristy]

Let's see. Who's playing tomorrow.

The Disgraceful to Native American Populations Football Team

vs.

The Disgraceful Let's Lock Wild Animals Up In Cages Football Team

Kansas Shitty should win this by the end of the first 1/3 of the 1st quarter by halftime. The other team will receive a participation trophy, a box of Clorox wipes, some leftover Halloween candy, and a deck of playing cards.

Score: 100,000,000 to 5

The Stipper Glitter L.A. Rams

vs.

The Entire Smell of Fisherman's Wharf

The Bay Area Liberal Nazis will have a two touchdown lead only to give it up to the Hollywood Liberal Elite Nazis in the third quarter. Then in the firth quarter become lazy F A T Hollywood elite liberal fucks again when the Illuminati pull a mind control stunt and brainwash the San Francisco into believing they are the true Patriots.

Score: 30-10 then 14-3 then 56 to 9 then 18 to 12 then 6 to 9 then 34 to 6 and so on.

[Kristy]

Oh, and Russell Wilson will be signing his contract with the Denvoid Dumbfucks any day now.

[FORD]

Cheater Brady hangs up his cleats.....

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33173652/tom-brady-retiring-22-seasons-seven-super-bowl-wins-new-england-patriots-tampa-bay-buccaneers-sources-say

I expect his buddy the Gronk will soon follow. They can't seem to play anywhere without each other.

[Kristy]

Great. Wonderful news. He is free now to run for Senate as a REPUBLICAN

[FORD]

Joe Burrow just pulled off exactly what Brady failed to do last week.... or technically, his kicker did. 2nd half comebacks only count if your team scores the last points.

State Farm Insurance no longer has either of their commercial spokesjocks in the Super Bowl.

Now let's get rid of the Cheating Assed Rams, and maybe we'll get a game worth watching..... :gulp:

[FORD]

Fuck the Cheating Ass Rams.
Fuck Cooper Cuck with a chainsaw.
Fuck McVay and his terrorist father (seriously, his name is Tim. I'm not kidding)
Fuck the corrupt ass referees for stealing the game for them AGAIN.

Also, fuck Janeane Garafolo's little brother for that stupid interception.

[FORD]

https://i.redd.it/6tfix6vu34f81.jpg
unofficial logo of Seahawks fans who are hitching a ride on the Bengals bandwagon for the next two weeks. Fuck the Cheating Ass Rams.

[Kristy]

The Ram s did not cheat. Next you'll be saying Trump's election was stolen from him

[FORD]

Technically they didn't cheat... they just paid off the referees to cheat on their behalf.

[Seshmeister]

I had to google to find out where Cincinatti was on the map. :)

Usually I only watch one game a year, the super bowl and I've won money betting on it for the last 4 years running knowing very little.

[Kristy]

Bet you did not know Scotland is north of LimeyLand. Terrible place.

[Kristy]

Technically they didn't cheat... they just paid off the referees to cheat on their behalf.

Still, Russell Wilson is coming to Denvoid.

[Kristy]

I had to google to find out where Cincinatti was on the map. :)

As far as anyone can tell. Cincinnati is in a gawd-forsaken shithole known as "Ohio." Ohio is what's know as America's armpit. Cleveland, Dayton, Toledo can all attest to this. Ohio's armpit sweat is known as Lake Erie. Lake Erie is where COVID came from because Joe Rogan told me so, Joe Rogan is from America's other armpit known as New Jersey. Cincinnati seems to attract German immigrants much in the same way L.A. attracts illegal limeys. Limeys are what's known as the armpit of humanity. There really is no smog in L.A. for that's really limey stench. John Oliver (another propagandist) can go fuck himself. Anyhoo, here is a 30 year-old-ish German girl illegally living in (probably) in Cincinnati complaining like all Euro-trash immigrants do about the superior America college educational system.


https://youtu.be/pX04NmUpXj0

Forget the border., it's these Euro trash/limeys that America needs to worry about.

[Kristy]

Oh, and Russell Wilson is coming to Denvoid. All these Rogers sycophants need to shut the fuck up.

[Kristy]

So this shit is still going on. Only this time it's the "Big Game" where slave owned team one battles wits with slave owned team 2 for the most fucking boring four-and-a-half sports spectacle in the entire free world. Let's not forget this is for rich fucks who can afford the tickets, the travel, the accommodations to witness a modern gladiator shit show of over-paid slaves put their health and safety at risk while corporate fuck knockers sell you all sorts of stupid, retarded shit by making them cute. Other vices come into the picture such as gambling, alcohol abuse, over eating and domestic violence. All legal on StuporBowl Sunday.

I do not give one single fuck who wins. For it the corporations who win. Then the wining dumbfuck players get a free trip to the White House to eat like kings o the taxpayer dime while the slave owners take their profits to offshore accounts.

Fuck the NFL. And fuck you for watching the NFL.

[Kristy]

Then this is this MAGA crazy as fuck snot from Arizona claiming the StuporBowl must be stopped. Why? It's a "Satanic Ritual" of course.

https://westernnews.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2020/11/04/Blur_Rogers_Wendy_Mug_t715_t715.jpg

[FORD]

So apparently this dumb cunt thinks it's "Satanic" because Snoop Dogg is part of the halftime show??

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-extremists-slam-the-upcoming-super-bowl-halftime-show-as-satanic

Since when does Snoop worship :devildance: ??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4hGSR5njZE

[Kristy]

Just announced the start of the 2002 NFL slave owner season will be in Munich, Germany. Home of the Nazi.