WOLFGANG Blocked Me On His Twitter Account!!!

[Rikk]

Wolfgang tweeted this a week ago...

"Creed has graciously welcomed us on this upcoming tour with arms wide open so that we too may take you higher.
Are you ready? We are. Let’s go there."

:D

I left a comment under Wolfgang's CREED announcement...I cannot for the life of me remember what I said...but something to the effect of "By this point in his dad's career, he was about to play the US Festival. Wolfgang is...opening for Creed."

I just logged onto my Twitter account and saw that...

VALERIE JR. BLOCKED ME!!! :biggrin:

That is so fucking AWESOME!! :horn:

That Bertinelli clan sure are SENSITIVE!!

When I logged in this morning and saw a notification, I clicked on it and saw the following (under Valerie Jr.'s Twitter account):
"You’re blocked
You can’t follow or see @WolfVanHalen’s posts."

I am...honored!! :cheer:

I want to thank the Academy.
I want to thank the record-buying public for agreeing with me that his records are not very good.
I want to thank the Bertinelli family for making me feel that I, the little man, can piss off the largest man living in Coldwater Canyon, California.
I want to thank Doordash for continuing to give Wolfgang the nourishment he needs (e.g. hero sandwiches, MSG-laden Chinese food, cheese fries) to maintain his 400 lb. figure.
I want to thank Von for coming up with the name Valerie Jr., a name I will continue to use proudly when referring to a man who makes Julian Lennon look like a cutting-edge industry figure (at least he had 3 hit singles).
I want to thank Valerie Jr.'s uncle for managing Wolfgang so badly that at this point in his career, he is only able to brag about opening for Creed.
I want to thank myself for having my own home studio even without having a Dad who actually was musically-talented.
But...mostly...I want to thank Valerie Jr. himself, for proving why there aren't almost any negative comments in his Twitter feed, even after he insults Van Halen fans far & wide.
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, VALERIE JR.!!! WE DID IT TOGETHER!!!!

:first:


P.S. This also comes full-circle. In 1996, I wrote an angry (and, this is me, LONG) message to the Van Halen Mailing List, ranting about how stupid the band is for cancelling the Dave reunion. I outlined the whole ton of reasons concerning why this was a massive mistake and why the band will end up in the gutter by doing this, having pissed off not only ALL the Dave fans but also even the Ched-heads...and be left with bantha fodder when this whole Cherone thing is done. IN RESPONSE, Valerie herself (who posted regularly to the mailing list) personally told me off and said I did not know what I was talking about. I proudly said to Valerie Bertinelli: "Fuck you!!!" Tour manager Scotty Ross also relied to my tome, calling it "zeal"!!(?) I responded with another wise, "Fuck you!!"...... I now feel an even greater kinship with the Bertinelli clan than I ever did before and I am so proud.

P.P.S. Meanwhile, back in the real world, this message is long enough...and I have to drop my daughter to school.

[Von Halen]

:D

I left a comment under Wolfgang's CREED announcement...I cannot for the life of me remember what I said...but something to the effect of "By this point in his dad's career, he was about to play the US Festival. Wolfgang is...opening for Creed."

I just logged onto my Twitter account and saw that...

VALERIE JR. BLOCKED ME!!! :biggrin:

That is so fucking AWESOME!! :horn:

That Bertinelli clan sure are SENSITIVE!!

When I logged in this morning and saw a notification, I clicked on it and saw the following (under Valerie Jr.'s Twitter account):
"You’re blocked
You can’t follow or see @WolfVanHalen’s posts."

I am...honored!! :cheer:

I want to thank the Academy.
I want to thank the record-buying public for agreeing with me that his records are not very good.
I want to thank the Bertinelli family for making me feel that I, the little man, can piss off the largest man living in Coldwater Canyon, California.
I want to thank Doordash for continuing to give Wolfgang the nourishment he needs (e.g. hero sandwiches, MSG-laden Chinese food, cheese fries) to maintain his 400 lb. figure.
I want to thank Von for coming up with the name Valerie Jr., a name I will continue to use proudly when referring to a man who makes Julian Lennon look like a cutting-edge industry figure (at least he had 3 hit singles).
I want to thank Valerie Jr.'s uncle for managing Wolfgang so badly that at this point in his career, he is only able to brag about opening for Creed.
I want to thank myself for having my own home studio even without having a Dad who actually was musically-talented.
But...mostly...I want to thank Valerie Jr. himself, for proving why there aren't almost any negative comments in his Twitter feed, even after he insults Van Halen fans far & wide.
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, VALERIE JR.!!! WE DID IT TOGETHER!!!!

:first:


P.S. This also comes full-circle. In 1996, I wrote an angry (and, this is me, LONG) message to the Van Halen Mailing List, ranting about how stupid the band is for cancelling the Dave reunion. I outlined the whole ton of reasons concerning why this was a massive mistake and why the band will end up in the gutter by doing this, having pissed off not only ALL the Dave fans but also even the Ched-heads...and be left with bantha fodder when this whole Cherone thing is done. IN RESPONSE, Valerie herself (who posted regularly to the mailing list) personally told me off and said I did not know what I was talking about. I proudly said to Valerie Bertinelli: "Fuck you!!!" Tour manager Scotty Ross also relied to my tome, calling it "zeal"!!(?) I responded with another wise, "Fuck you!!"...... I now feel an even greater kinship with the Bertinelli clan than I ever did before and I am so proud.

P.P.S. Meanwhile, back in the real world, this message is long enough...and I have to drop my daughter to school.

The fat Wolf boy is a BIG FAT WET STINKY PUSSY! Rikk, now you can't join Catfish's pool to send this guy over the edge. But hey, maybe you already won!

This is why Sarge turned down Dave when we were offered to be "The Official" site/forums for DLR. Censorship!

The Pasture Dump - Official and heavily censored. Before all the Libtard hurt feeling softies like Nickd, made censorship mandatory.

The Links - Not "Official" but still heavily censored back in the day, and still today. What a bunch of weak minded twats over there. They should have turned that place over to Seenbad on day 1. That motherfucker knew how to communicate without getting his feelers hurt, and could hang with the best of them. Is he still around?

The VH Mailing List - Where a lot of us first discovered what a douche Brad was!

It's nice to see the fat Wolf boy continue the tradition of everything to do with the VH name, being heavily censored.

[Vinnie Velvet]

:D

I left a comment under Wolfgang's CREED announcement...I cannot for the life of me remember what I said...but something to the effect of "By this point in his dad's career, he was about to play the US Festival. Wolfgang is...opening for Creed."

I just logged onto my Twitter account and saw that...

VALERIE JR. BLOCKED ME!!! :biggrin:

That is so fucking AWESOME!! :horn:

That Bertinelli clan sure are SENSITIVE!!

When I logged in this morning and saw a notification, I clicked on it and saw the following (under Valerie Jr.'s Twitter account):
"You’re blocked
You can’t follow or see @WolfVanHalen’s posts."

I am...honored!! :cheer:

I want to thank the Academy.
I want to thank the record-buying public for agreeing with me that his records are not very good.
I want to thank the Bertinelli family for making me feel that I, the little man, can piss off the largest man living in Coldwater Canyon, California.
I want to thank Doordash for continuing to give Wolfgang the nourishment he needs (e.g. hero sandwiches, MSG-laden Chinese food, cheese fries) to maintain his 400 lb. figure.
I want to thank Von for coming up with the name Valerie Jr., a name I will continue to use proudly when referring to a man who makes Julian Lennon look like a cutting-edge industry figure (at least he had 3 hit singles).
I want to thank Valerie Jr.'s uncle for managing Wolfgang so badly that at this point in his career, he is only able to brag about opening for Creed.
I want to thank myself for having my own home studio even without having a Dad who actually was musically-talented.
But...mostly...I want to thank Valerie Jr. himself, for proving why there aren't almost any negative comments in his Twitter feed, even after he insults Van Halen fans far & wide.
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, VALERIE JR.!!! WE DID IT TOGETHER!!!!

:first:


P.S. This also comes full-circle. In 1996, I wrote an angry (and, this is me, LONG) message to the Van Halen Mailing List, ranting about how stupid the band is for cancelling the Dave reunion. I outlined the whole ton of reasons concerning why this was a massive mistake and why the band will end up in the gutter by doing this, having pissed off not only ALL the Dave fans but also even the Ched-heads...and be left with bantha fodder when this whole Cherone thing is done. IN RESPONSE, Valerie herself (who posted regularly to the mailing list) personally told me off and said I did not know what I was talking about. I proudly said to Valerie Bertinelli: "Fuck you!!!" Tour manager Scotty Ross also relied to my tome, calling it "zeal"!!(?) I responded with another wise, "Fuck you!!"...... I now feel an even greater kinship with the Bertinelli clan than I ever did before and I am so proud.

P.P.S. Meanwhile, back in the real world, this message is long enough...and I have to drop my daughter to school.

This is awesome.

Unfortunately its only gonna make Fatty eat more!

[Von Halen]

This is awesome.

Unfortunately its only gonna make Fatty eat more!

Maybe he will explode. Then Dave and Al can raid 5150 and release whatever the fuck they want!

[Vinnie Velvet]

Maybe he will explode. Then Dave and Al can raid 5150 and release whatever the fuck they want!

:lmao:

[Rikk]

Maybe he will explode. Then Dave and Al can raid 5150 and release whatever the fuck they want!

:fighting24: :hee:

[Catfish]

Rikk, we salute you!

Wolf is going to go into a FOOD COMA with enough posts like this.

Let others follow you--if enough of us do this Wolf will simply have no choice but go on a diet and change his shirt!

But use burner accounts. We need to keep arrows in the quiver.

[twonabomber]

I made an account somewhere (Links? I don't remember) called Yoko Bertinelli and it didn't last long.

[Seshmeister]

Yoko Ono is 90 years old now. Debbie Harry syndrome or that woman that sang 'Mickey' (Hey Mickey) when music people don't get famous until they were in their 30s it's always a shock when you find out how old they are now.

[Warham]

Toni Basil was almost 40 if I remember correctly.

[Nitro Express]

:D

I left a comment under Wolfgang's CREED announcement...I cannot for the life of me remember what I said...but something to the effect of "By this point in his dad's career, he was about to play the US Festival. Wolfgang is...opening for Creed."

I just logged onto my Twitter account and saw that...

VALERIE JR. BLOCKED ME!!! :biggrin:

That is so fucking AWESOME!! :horn:

That Bertinelli clan sure are SENSITIVE!!

When I logged in this morning and saw a notification, I clicked on it and saw the following (under Valerie Jr.'s Twitter account):
"You’re blocked
You can’t follow or see @WolfVanHalen’s posts."

I am...honored!! :cheer:

I want to thank the Academy.
I want to thank the record-buying public for agreeing with me that his records are not very good.
I want to thank the Bertinelli family for making me feel that I, the little man, can piss off the largest man living in Coldwater Canyon, California.
I want to thank Doordash for continuing to give Wolfgang the nourishment he needs (e.g. hero sandwiches, MSG-laden Chinese food, cheese fries) to maintain his 400 lb. figure.
I want to thank Von for coming up with the name Valerie Jr., a name I will continue to use proudly when referring to a man who makes Julian Lennon look like a cutting-edge industry figure (at least he had 3 hit singles).
I want to thank Valerie Jr.'s uncle for managing Wolfgang so badly that at this point in his career, he is only able to brag about opening for Creed.
I want to thank myself for having my own home studio even without having a Dad who actually was musically-talented.
But...mostly...I want to thank Valerie Jr. himself, for proving why there aren't almost any negative comments in his Twitter feed, even after he insults Van Halen fans far & wide.
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, VALERIE JR.!!! WE DID IT TOGETHER!!!!

:first:


P.S. This also comes full-circle. In 1996, I wrote an angry (and, this is me, LONG) message to the Van Halen Mailing List, ranting about how stupid the band is for cancelling the Dave reunion. I outlined the whole ton of reasons concerning why this was a massive mistake and why the band will end up in the gutter by doing this, having pissed off not only ALL the Dave fans but also even the Ched-heads...and be left with bantha fodder when this whole Cherone thing is done. IN RESPONSE, Valerie herself (who posted regularly to the mailing list) personally told me off and said I did not know what I was talking about. I proudly said to Valerie Bertinelli: "Fuck you!!!" Tour manager Scotty Ross also relied to my tome, calling it "zeal"!!(?) I responded with another wise, "Fuck you!!"...... I now feel an even greater kinship with the Bertinelli clan than I ever did before and I am so proud.

P.P.S. Meanwhile, back in the real world, this message is long enough...and I have to drop my daughter to school.

Well played sir, I raise my glass to toast your success.

[Nitro Express]

Toni Basil was almost 40 if I remember correctly.

She played a whore in Easy Rider.

[Nitro Express]

The Bertinelli family are a bunch of lame asses. When Dave said him and Ed couldn’t stand the parents and brothers I just laughed. I don’t know what the brothers did besides bum off of Val and Ed.

[Nitro Express]

Val is so psycho. Hell. So is Wolfie.

[Nitro Express]

It’s too funny what actually saved Ed was not his son but some chick from the porn industry.

[Seshmeister]

Toni Basil was almost 40 if I remember correctly.

Yeah she was when playing a high school cheerleader - good for her.

She is 80 now which I only realized last week and it's not been good for my mental health. :)

[Seshmeister]

It’s too funny what actually saved Ed was not his son but some chick from the porn industry.

And Dave too. They couldn't have relaunched another successful tour with NepoFatty and Hagar after the 2004 abortion.

Roth was the only show in town at that point. Roth and the porn lady basically gave Ed an extra 10 years of life and a massive reset of his reputation.

[Nitro Express]

Oh there’s enough sheep that would show up to a Van Halen with special guest The Red Cocker Slimey Faggar show.

[Seshmeister]

In 2007 not so much.

[Warham]

Hagar was long in the tooth by 1996. I still remember reading the USA Today saying that he had been fired and my first thought was I hope Dave’s back. When I heard “Me Wise Magic” for the first time, my jaw dropped.

[Nitro Express]

Sam always has been a big windbag. He got hired by some drunks because one used the same mechanic. It’s just dumb luck that Sam ended up in VH at all. I don’t even think Sam was as big as Night Ranger in his solo career.

[ZahZoo]

And Dave too. They couldn't have relaunched another successful tour with NepoFatty and Hagar after the 2004 abortion.

Roth was the only show in town at that point. Roth and the porn lady basically gave Ed an extra 10 years of life and a massive reset of his reputation.

Good point on the extra 10 years and huge bump in Ed's reputation...

I mean huge bump... look at Edward from 2002-2006... the Smoking Loon era. Then a few years later he's being recognized by the Smithsonian and immortalized in American history in rather nice and proper way rather than some disheveled street bum...

[Catfish]

Sam always has been a big windbag. He got hired by some drunks because one used the same mechanic. It’s just dumb luck that Sam ended up in VH at all. I don’t even think Sam was as big as Night Ranger in his solo career.

Don't forget that he was also their 4th choice (at least).

[Nitro Express]

Good point on the extra 10 years and huge bump in Ed's reputation...

I mean huge bump... look at Edward from 2002-2006... the Smoking Loon era. Then a few years later he's being recognized by the Smithsonian and immortalized in American history in rather nice and proper way rather than some disheveled street bum...

Amazing what big tits and positive motivation does for a man.

[Nitro Express]

Ed was baptized and born again in the waters of the Sportman’s Lodge pool.