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  • Fabulous Shadow
    #1

    Pick Up Lines...

    What have ya heard, what do ya use, and do they work???

    Your daddy must be a drug dealer cuz baby your DOPE!

    I think we would be a great couple because i see ALOT of ME in YOU...

    You know what Johnnie Walker and I have in common? We're both excellent liquors.
    Last edited by Guest; 07-14-2004, 02:10 PM.
    Tags: lines, pick
    • Carmine
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2004
      • 7692
      #2
      lines dont work. Flash and Cash, baby...Flash and cash!

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        • Fabulous Shadow
          #3
          Oooppsss Wrong forum.... Someone please move....


          Flash and Cash! LMAO!!!!

          Not necessarily true, when a guy says something sweet and charming I'll give him my attention...

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            • Coyote
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8185
              #4
              Originally posted by DLRoswegony
              lines dont work. Flash and Cash, baby...Flash and cash!
              ...And a big schlong wouldn't hurt either.
              Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                • Carmine
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 7692
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
                  Oooppsss Wrong forum.... Someone please move....


                  Flash and Cash! LMAO!!!!

                  Not necessarily true, when a guy says something sweet and charming I'll give him my attention...
                  a wink and a drink works. " I always hang out with 2 of em,see if there winds up bein any conversation, I dont have to be involved. FAGGETABAADIT!


                  Pete Angelus - FABULOUS PICASSO BRUDDA

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                    • Mezro
                      Full Member Status

                      • May 2004
                      • 4153
                      #6
                      Don't use them. Entertaining conversation wins every time.

                      Mezro...stupid lines = fucking your comforter raw on a Saturday night
                      Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                        • ALinChainz
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12092
                          #7
                          Originally posted by DLRoswegony
                          a wink and a drink works.

                          Winks ... can be devastating.

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                            • Fabulous Shadow
                              #8
                              I once went up to a drummer in a band and said... "My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute" I ended up marrying him...

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                                • JCOOK
                                  #9
                                  Do you belive in love at first sight or should I come back later.
                                  for some reason it never works.-- neither does Hey bitch how much?

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                                    • Bottoms Up
                                      Full On Cocktard
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 38
                                      #10
                                      Did it hurt? (the girl says) Did what hurt?....When fell from heaven
                                      ~Dance the Night Away~

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                                        • DLR_EngineRoom
                                          Veteran
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 2304
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
                                          Oooppsss Wrong forum.... Someone please move....


                                          Flash and Cash! LMAO!!!!

                                          Not necessarily true, when a guy says something sweet and charming I'll give him my attention...

                                          Sweet n' charming? ok...

                                          Did you know that I've spent hours at the supermarket looking for something sweeter than you, but came home empty handed.




                                          {SLAMDUNK!}
                                          http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
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                                            • Golden AWe
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 34230
                                              #12
                                              "Do you want to be a mod now or later"
                                              Originally posted by Cato
                                              Golden, why are you FAT?
                                              Originally posted by lesfunk
                                              Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                                              http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                                                • Ozzy Fudd
                                                  Veteran
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 1667
                                                  #13
                                                  Can i buy you a drink or am i wastin my time...
                                                  Roth Army MP
                                                  Originally posted by Panamark
                                                  Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                                                  or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                                                  Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                                                  She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                                                  Originally posted by JAY HALE
                                                  so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                                                    • pete
                                                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 3325
                                                      #14
                                                      "Are you into something meaningless?" works 50% of the time.

                                                      then again

                                                      I'm pretty cute

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                                                        • Hecubus
                                                          Foot Soldier
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 575
                                                          #15
                                                          Hey Baby!! How's your mellon smellin'?
                                                          "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                                                          "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                                                          "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                                                          "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                                                          "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                                                          "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                                                          "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                                                          "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                                                          "N--- yeah."

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