A theme song for EVH!

[BITEYOASS]

I figured this song acruately decribes Eddie's obsession with booze:

Liquified

by Dislocated Styles

I am falling and I cant get up
I tried to walk but almost threw up
Only took a few shots but that didnt last
This time Mr. Cuevo got the last laugh
I felt the burning going down my throat
So I had to follow it down with some crown and coke
Now Im twisted who got the herb lets get lifted
Carring it aroung two drinks double fisted

To all the night that I came home
With my head hangin out the car window
Came sumbling through the front door
And passed out on the bathroom floor

(chorus)
Get liquified get up
Raise up your cup and drink up
It's as simple as that
Get liquified get up
When you see me in the club show me love
Cause I'll give it right back

(repeat chorus)

This one time I passed out
A couple got punched out
Pissed in a washer
And then in a dryer
I hit some trash cans
And drove up a curb
I guess I must think I got a license to swerve
And I woke up naked with a girl who was nameless
Dreamed at first but I noticed the latex
When I get drunk I act real stupid
Always shitfaced its just undisputed

(chorus)
Get liquified get up
Raise up your cup and drink up
It's as simple as that
Get liquified get up
When you see me in the club show me love
Cause I'll give it right back

(repeat chorus)

Liquid for my body on 180 proof
With an alcohol level that would raise the roof
Double visions of you in what the bottle could do
Just sippin on the water till the headache is through

Get lit! Get lit! Get lit!

(chorus)
Get liquified get up
Raise up your cup and drink up
It's as simple as that
Get liquified get up
When you see me in the club show me love
Cause I'll give it right back

(repeat chorus)

[Roth kills Sam]

Here is a better theme song:

(verse 1)
Van Halen sucks without Dave
and you ruined your life
Your son is Jack Osbourne

(chorus)
You can't play any more
Your tone sucks

(verse 2)
Sammy sucks
Gary sucks
How Many Say I is the funniest song ever recorded

(chorus)
guitar solo (badly played by Man-With-Half-Tongue)
(chorus)

end

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
Here is a better theme song:

(verse 1)
Van Halen sucks without Dave
and you ruined your life
Your son is Jack Osbourne

(chorus)
You can't play any more
Your tone sucks

(verse 2)
Sammy sucks
Gary sucks
How Many Say I is the funniest song ever recorded

(chorus)
guitar solo (badly played by Man-With-Half-Tongue
(chorus)

end


Would you suck dave off if he asked you to?

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
Would you suck dave off if he asked you to?

Your mom sucked me off

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
I figured this song acruately decribes Eddie's obsession with booze:

Liquified

by Dislocated Styles

I am falling and I cant get up
I tried to walk but almost threw up
Only took a few shots but that didnt last
This time Mr. Cuevo got the last laugh
I felt the burning going down my throat
So I had to follow it down with some crown and coke
Now Im twisted who got the herb lets get lifted
Carring it aroung two drinks double fisted

To all the night that I came home
With my head hangin out the car window
Came sumbling through the front door
And passed out on the bathroom floor

(chorus)
Get liquified get up
Raise up your cup and drink up
It's as simple as that
Get liquified get up
When you see me in the club show me love
Cause I'll give it right back

(repeat chorus)

This one time I passed out
A couple got punched out
Pissed in a washer
And then in a dryer
I hit some trash cans
And drove up a curb
I guess I must think I got a license to swerve
And I woke up naked with a girl who was nameless
Dreamed at first but I noticed the latex
When I get drunk I act real stupid
Always shitfaced its just undisputed

(chorus)
Get liquified get up
Raise up your cup and drink up
It's as simple as that
Get liquified get up
When you see me in the club show me love
Cause I'll give it right back

(repeat chorus)

Liquid for my body on 180 proof
With an alcohol level that would raise the roof
Double visions of you in what the bottle could do
Just sippin on the water till the headache is through

Get lit! Get lit! Get lit!

(chorus)
Get liquified get up
Raise up your cup and drink up
It's as simple as that
Get liquified get up
When you see me in the club show me love
Cause I'll give it right back

(repeat chorus)

I can hear Van Hagar singing this....I'm completely serious!

Right down there with It's About Time.....


Oh and by the way, Van Hagar still sucks....