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  • Bob_R
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3834

    Would you doink...

    Heather Locklear YES
    Shania Twain YES
    Brooke Burke YES
    Martha Stewart NO
    Cheryl Ladd YES
    Cindy Crawford YES
    Angie Dickinson NO, maybe 20 yrs. ago
    Farrah Fawcett YES
    Raquel Welch YES
    Shirley Jones NO, I would rather jerkoff till I fainted
    Florence Henderson NO, Not a chance in hell
    Rosie O'Donell NO, But I would punch her in the mouth



    What about you guys?
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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12995

    #2
    Heather Locklear - Without question
    Shania Twain - I'd drink her bathwater
    Brooke Burke - Till I was sore
    Martha Stewart - Save that old bag for the bull dikes in prison
    Cheryl Ladd - haven't seen yer recently but back in the day. Mmm....
    Cindy Crawford - Yes
    Angie Dickinson - no grandmas please?
    Farrah Fawcett - Yes, I could chew on her nipples for hours
    Raquel Welch - Yep
    Shirley Jones - WTF? Did you eat paint chips for breakfast?
    Florence Henderson - Again, WTF?
    Rosie O'Donell - That's just sick and wrong.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • guwapo_rocker

      #3
      Heather Locklear - Yep
      Shania Twain - Yep....hey I'mm a little bit cuntry.
      Brooke Burke - Till Max was sore
      Martha Stewart - I'd rather fuck one of her frying pans
      Cheryl Ladd - Yep...nicest ass on tv...EVER.
      Cindy Crawford - Yes
      Angie Dickinson - That's just sick.
      Farrah Fawcett - Nope drugged out skank now.
      Raquel Welch - Yep mmmmmm titties.
      Shirley Jones - WTF? What Max said.
      Florence Henderson - Again, WTF?
      Rosie O'Donell - Not even with Wayne L's dick.

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      • Mezro
        Full Member Status

        • May 2004
        • 4153

        #4
        eather Locklear - I'd let BT fucker her Shatner style
        Shania Twain - she was hot in that one video with that animal print outfit
        Brooke Burke - sort of asian so yes
        Martha Stewart - I'd stick baking soda up her ass and fuck her with peroxide
        Cheryl Ladd - never
        Cindy Crawford - ugly as fuck; bland as a cracker
        Angie Dickinson - i'd fill her cavity with ground chuck and let pit bulls fuck her
        Farrah Fawcett - Lee Majors sealed that hole shut bionic style
        Raquel Welch - the young version might catch a load in the face
        Shirley Jones - Kincaded
        Florence Henderson - Sam the Meat Man already creamed it out
        Rosie O'Donell - you could fuck her with gorilla cock and never hit a side

        Mezro...what a fucked up list of hot (and not so hot) pockets
        Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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        • Fabulous Shadow

          #5
          Originally posted by Mezro

          Mezro...what a fucked up list of hot (and not so hot) pockets
          Exactly..

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          • guwapo_rocker

            #6
            Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
            Exactly..
            But who would you boink Fab?

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            • Bob_R
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2004
              • 3834

              #7
              Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
              Exactly..
              Yes, that was the whole point of it. Havin' fun.

              I thought you were leaving?
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              • Bob_R
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 3834

                #8
                LMFAO with MAX and guwapo_rocker.

                Mezro you're a sick dude...... I love it!!!!!!!
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                • Mezro
                  Full Member Status

                  • May 2004
                  • 4153

                  #9
                  Originally posted by EVH FANATIC

                  Mezro you're a sick dude...... I love it!!!!!!!
                  I blame that on the Jersey shore! All those summers in Ocean City, Wildwood, Brigantine and LBI fried my brain.

                  Mezro...the Brigantine Castle...ahhh what great childhood memories...
                  Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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