Why can't you purchase kidneys on e-bay??

[Osama Bin Laden]

What is the point of a decadent Allah hating Great Satan western capitalism if one cannot buy what he needs when he really needs it?

Curse you to a thousand festering burning hells, Bill Gates!!

[FORD]

Don't worry, Osama! I'm sure your old family friends in the BCE will come through for you with a kidney transplant right in time to drag you out as their trophy.

BTW, how's Pakistan?