evh is van halen

[evhfan]

this site cracks me up...

dlr's nothing without evh....what's he doing now? making burgers? trying to be an emt?

fuckin hilarious!!

what a loser!

fuckin' quit the band...ahahahahaha!

keep holding your breaths for a DLR reunion...

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[guwapo_rocker]

Re: evh is van halen

Originally posted by evhfan
this site cracks me up...

dlr's nothing without evh....what's he doing now? making burgers? trying to be an emt?

fuckin hilarious!!

what a loser!

fuckin' quit the band...ahahahahaha!

keep holding your breaths for a DLR reunion...

And Eddie's calling reporters and saying "please don't be so

mean to my band."

[evhfan]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
And Eddie's calling reporters and saying "please don't be so

mean to my band."

and DLR's looking for alternate means of employment...what a joke!

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by evhfan
and DLR's looking for alternate means of employment...what a joke!

Exactly what are you talking about shit for brains??

[evhfan]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Exactly what are you talking about shit for brains??

you haven't heard dickwad???

DLR's suddenly becoming an EMT because his ability to sell records on his own has diminished to nothing...

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by evhfan
you haven't heard dickwad???

DLR's suddenly becoming an EMT because his ability to sell records on his own has diminished to nothing...

I new exactly what you were talking about! I just wanted you to

prove you are an absolute moron by yourself. You see it saves me

time and effort, well not much effort really.

Dave is training to volunteer his time. To help others, to

experience new things. New career? Fuck You! Dave

could buy that homeless shelter you live in and turn it into

condos and he wouldn't even miss the money.

[evhfan]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I new exactly what you were talking about! I just wanted you to

prove you are an absolute moron by yourself. You see it saves me

time and effort, well not much effort really.

Dave is training to volunteer his time. To help others, to

experience new things. New career? Fuck You! Dave

could buy that homeless shelter you live in and turn it into

condos and he wouldn't even miss the money.

what a retard!
my point is that dave's not doing any music..asshole...because he sucks without evh...

do you understand that?

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by evhfan
what a retard!
my point is that dave's not doing any music..asshole...because he sucks without evh...

do you understand that?

Dave just played in front of 500,000 people and millions more

on tv!!

Van Hagar are playing for.......wait for it........................

TARPS!!!!!

[evhfan]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Dave just played in front of 500,000 people and millions more

on tv!!

Van Hagar are playing for.......wait for it........................

TARPS!!!!!

keep telling yourself that dude...that TV thing was such a joke...like all those people tuned in to see DLR alias Goldmember...he just happened to be there...DLR couldn't sell out 300 person club...

you've just showed your stupidity

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by evhfan
keep telling yourself that dude...that TV thing was such a joke...like all those people tuned in to see DLR alias Goldmember...he just happened to be there...DLR couldn't sell out 300 person club...

you've just showed your stupidity

Popcorn, peanuts, TARPS!! Get you ice cold TARPS!!!!

7000 avg. per night dude. Who looks stupid??

Eddie and Alex Van Gina that's who!!!

TARPS!!!!

Oh yea, the doors that way. Use it, I'm done with you.

[evhfan]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Popcorn, peanuts, TARPS!! Get you ice cold TARPS!!!!

7000 avg. per night dude. Who looks stupid??

Eddie and Alex Van Gina that's who!!!

TARPS!!!!

Oh yea, the doors that way. Use it, I'm done with you.

are you a complete imbecile dude?

the average attendance figures are 13000...which puts them in the same league as metallica/DMB/and any number of acts on the road right now...considering they haven't toured since 98 then that seems that they're doing even better than these other acts...plus, they're doing multiple nights in multiple cities...which means sold out shows...

get your facts straight dude...they wouldn't be adding second nights if the demand wasn't there...

you'r arguments are completely laughable

[pete]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Dave just played in front of 500,000 people and millions more

on tv!!

Van Hagar are playing for.......wait for it........................

TARPS!!!!!

hahahah

[Don Corleone]

Dave needs Eddie, this much is true. However Eddie needs Dave just as much (if not more now). It's a Mick/Keith Lennon/McCartney thing. By themselves they're good, put them together and they are legendary.

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by evhfan
....the average attendance figures are 13000...

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If you honestly believe THAT, then you are out of your fuck*n' mind by a country mile.