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  • Va Beach VH Fan
    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
    • Dec 2003
    • 17913

    Yet another lousy review for the Hagaritas

    And the hits just keep on comin'....



    Concert Review: Van Halen
    Thu Jul 22, 2004 01:54 AM ET

    By Jeff Vrabel
    CHICAGO (Billboard) - For lack of a better theme -- and lack of a better way to score dependable crowds -- 2004 is going down as the Summer of the Reunion/Best-Of Arena Tour.

    Prince is staging multi-night stands across the land with his glowingly received first "hits" tour in years; Madonna's similar venture has been unenthusiastically reviewed but no less well-attended.

    But the tale of Van Halen is a little more complex. At this point in the game, attempting to document the band's chronology and record of lead singer switcheroos (what Dennis Miller once called "rock's equivalent of the Dick Sargent/Dick York controversy") has become exhausting and kind of comical. Suffice it to say that when Van Halen announced this "comeback" tour, they did it with the eight-years-gone Sammy Hagar, said he'd sing David Lee Roth's songs, dropped some stock lines about it being the right time and largely left it at that.

    Such calculated simplicity is transparent and briefly off-putting, but eventually it proves, well, welcome. Thinking too much about Van Halen is like writing a doctorate on "Spaceballs." Indeed, eager fans packed Chicago's sold-out United Center not to debate Roth vs. Hagar or wonder where one-time vocalist Gary Cherone might have gone. They were there to hear the hits (and they did, with a few monstrous exceptions), marvel at Eddie's nimble-as-ever fingers ripping into bits of "Eruption" (they did) and hear Hagar faithfully belt out songs spanning the eras.

    What resulted was the too-stock definition of a greatest hits show, one with an identical set most nights, that came complete with an army's worth of fist-pumping and golden-god preening. It found each member -- Hagar, Eddie Van Halen, bassist Michael Anthony and drummer Alex Van Halen -- welcomed as a conquering hero during their respective solos (when Eddie triumphantly held up the kitschy electric drill that helps open "Poundcake," he held it aloft like the spoils of battle).

    But it was a show that boasted none of the timeless triumph of Prince's, nor the showmanship of Madonna's, and for that matter, it lacked the continued potency of Bruce Springsteen or the nostalgic power of the Rolling Stones. The 2004 incarnation of Van Halen has noticeably less gas, is glitchier and more ragged, and produced a show that only occasionally red-lined and failed to build up much momentum.

    In its most grievous pacing error, a blazing "Unchained" and a dated but nicely synth-kissed "Why Can't This Be Love" led directly into ... a two-song Sammy Hagar solo set that included the indigestible "Eagles Fly" and a guitar solo. Why Hagar spent any time doodling around with a guitar while Eddie Van Halen puttered around backstage is a musical question for the ages.

    That said, credit Hagar, 56, for maintaining his trademark energy level throughout a generous two-plus hours, and the shirtless and ripped Eddie Van Halen, 49, for his successful comeback from a hip replacement, tongue cancer and the breakup of his 20-year marriage. Still, the fact remained that Hagar fought a losing battle with the high notes all night, often ceding the choruses to Anthony (the otherwise fiery "Runaround") and the crowd ("Top of the World").

    Almost 30 years in, and despite its twists and turns, the Van Halen lead singer controversy continues to polarize fans, and on this night the Roth songs reigned as king -- when they materialized. For a show billed as career-spanning, it was heavy on the Hagar, and a lot of the insufferable prom-theme material such as "When It's Love" and "Dreams" at that. That said, the first set-closer "Right Now" got a surprisingly amped-up reading as an updated version of the seminal video played behind the band ("Right now, a 13-year-old is illegally downloading this song").

    But there was a discernible jacking-up of the energy level when Eddie ripped into the opening riffs of "Unchained," "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" and the band's blistering cover of the Kinks' "You Really Got Me" (though nagging guitar glitches sabotaged the latter, as they did an otherwise frothy "Panama"). Hagar took a few for the team by gamely tackling them -- really, 18 years into the Sammy regime, no one should have any bones about him covering Dave's stuff.

    Conversely, three new tracks from the "Best Of Both Worlds" hits package virtually begged to be ignored. "Up for Breakfast" resorts to an unending stream of groan-worthy clunkers such as "She puts the cream in my coffee/the butter on my biscuit," and the abysmal "It's About Time" is half nostalgic call-to-arms ("Turn your clock back/paint it red on black/bring it all right back"), half apology for the recent years Van Halen has failed to appropriately rock its fans ("Right now making up for lost time, yeah").

    Clearly, Van Halen's intentions are good; they do want to make up for that time, and they do know how to host the party. But they're bringing little new to it, and their ability to replicate it suitably is slowly losing power. Too often, on this night, anyway, they sounded like a band running out of comebacks.
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17160

    #2
    Thats more like it !!

    This dude obviously doesnt work for Rolling Stone !
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    • Warham
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Mar 2004
      • 14589

      #3
      Isn't every review lousy?

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      • Figs
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jun 2004
        • 2942

        #4
        Ed's got another call to make...

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        • Bob_R
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 3834

          #5
          I'm starting to lose count of all the lousy reviews.
          Talk Classic Rock - The Official Message Board For Classic Rock -- Now on XenForo!

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17160

            #6
            Yeah, actually I think that RS review was the only positive one I can
            recall ??
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • Carmine
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2004
              • 7692

              #7
              note to ed and al.... dial 1-800-DLR-SOON.

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              • Warham
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 14589

                #8
                Ed was the uncredited co-writer of the Rolling Stone review. He was consulted at 3AM by cellphone.

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                • Carmine
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 7692

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Warham
                  Ed was the uncredited co-writer of the Rolling Stone review. He was consulted at 3AM by cellphone.

                  ahhaahahahahahhaha, good one Warham

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                  • lafours
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 248

                    #10
                    wow that was the worst one yet....this guy pulled no punches on Hagar's voice or the crappy new songs....Has a reunion tour ever gotten reviews this shitty in recent memory?....as much as I hate Van Hagar the one time I saw them they were at least a tight sounding band....

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                    • Warham
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 14589

                      #11
                      This ranks right up there with the worst cash-grabs in history.

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                      • flappo
                        Banned
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8200

                        #12
                        and on this night the Roth songs reigned as king

                        'nuff said

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                        • EmpyreLounge44
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 724

                          #13
                          Re: Yet another lousy review for the Hagaritas

                          Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan

                          But there was a discernible jacking-up of the energy level when Eddie ripped into the opening riffs of "Unchained," "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" and the band's blistering cover of the Kinks' "You Really Got Me" (though nagging guitar glitches sabotaged the latter, as they did an otherwise frothy "Panama"). Hagar took a few for the team by gamely tackling them -- really, 18 years into the Sammy regime, no one should have any bones about him covering Dave's stuff.

                          how can you like this review? yes it is mostly a negative piece but he rips into one of the core Army standards. 18 years into the regime, no one should have any bones about him covering Dave stuff? Thats what this place thrives on.

                          there have been good reviews and bad...its all opinion. not everyone enjoys a show.

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                          • eatmensmile
                            Roth Army Recruit
                            • May 2004
                            • 12

                            #14
                            I thought this was a Daivid Lee Roth board not a Van Halen board. Shouldnt the topic be about a Dave concert review?

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                            • Halen High
                              Commando
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 1231

                              #15
                              "Right now, a 13-year-old is illegally downloading this song"

                              I doubt it.

                              Not too many teenagers today, even those into classic rock, will be interested in a song like 'Right Now', or the Van Hagar material in general.

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