my g/f's tits and ass

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

i knew that would get yall's attention. merrykissmass2u is outreaged. merrykissmass2u only speaks in third persion when he is about to kill. merrykissmass2u was watching the today show on nbc this morning, writng posts, sipping cofee, the usual morning routine. then, as the today show comes back in from a commercial break, a visine (eye moisturizer, like clear eyes, wow!!!!!)banner shows up. merrykissmass2u thought that this was a normal ad, but merrykissmass2u was wrong my friend (my friend!). the devil's music played:spammy bumfuck hagar's I cant drive 55 off a cliff played. someone share this anger with merrykissmass2u! send letters to nbc and visine showing your love for dave! dave needs support. if we support dave, a dave reunion will be more possible! even supporting dave in the smallest way can help our cause.

[Panamark]

Good Coffee !

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

i was pissed

[Martha Stewart]

I find the title of this thread quite offensive not to

mention extremely misleading.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

o fuck u

[Martha Stewart]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
o fuck u

You obviously have a very low IQ and an even smaller penis.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

my cock could impale any bitch honey. fuck off

[Martha Stewart]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
my cock could impale any bitch honey. fuck off

In my new book I address the problem of the severely

leangth challenged male organ and suggest this remedy.

Simply secure a large cinder block to your manhood with

a short piece of twine, and drop the brick over the side

of a tenth floor balcony.

Works everytime, and if it doesn't, sue me.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

my dick touches the floor bitch.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

r u a bitch or a man?

[Martha Stewart]

u r my bitch boi.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

are u coming on to me hagar?

[classicdude]

So, in other words, Hagar whored himself for some visine?

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

yup. i personally like clear eyes. take this seriously. support dave and mail visine and nbc with daves love. no hate mail! if u send any i am not liable.

[ZahZoo]

You two make Sesh and Grimsdale appear to be the sainest kids on the block...