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  • 5150Clown
    Head Fluffer
    • Mar 2004
    • 334

    The Spam Jump

    Looks like Spam learned from the best during the "heavy weight champs" tour.
    "If Eddie & Dave would put asside their egos, Aerosmith would have to give up their tittle of the 'Greatest American Rock Band'"
  • Matt White
    • Jun 2004
    • 20565

    #2
    Re: The Spam Jump

    Originally posted by 5150Clown
    Looks like Spam learned from the best during the "heavy weight champs" tour.
    Actually, I think it is just a BAD case of GAS!!!!!!!!

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    • DLRdelight!
      Veteran
      • Jul 2004
      • 1501

      #3
      Ive said it before, this guy needs to find his own moves, not even close to as coll as daves

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      • scottydabodi
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jun 2004
        • 2541

        #4
        He looks like a magic marker with that yellow clown outfit on...
        If you listen to fools
        The Mob Rules

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        • 09-02-1984

          #5
          Originally posted by 5150Clown
          Looks like Spam learned from the best during the "heavy weight champs" tour.
          Surely it's got to be called the "heavey weight chumps" now

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          • Warham
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 14589

            #6
            Sam better watch it. The Earth's gravitational pull might be affected by him trying to go into orbit. That much weight leaving the surface can have devastating affects on the planet.

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            • JCOOK

              #7
              Look everyone its SPONGE BOB FAT ASS

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58783

                #8
                Pink socks with the yellow Capri pants??

                I think it's time Sammy got a visit from.......



                Queer Eye for the Chedhead guy??
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • Rikk
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 16518

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Warham
                  Sam better watch it. The Earth's gravitational pull might be affected by him trying to go into orbit. That much weight leaving the surface can have devastating affects on the planet.
                  LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                  Goddamn, that's funny!
                  Roth Army Militia

                  Originally posted by WARF
                  Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                  • Foozwah
                    Roadie
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 196

                    #10
                    What the FUCK is Spammy wearing?!?

                    Jesus suffering fuck. Some kind of BRIGHT FUCKING YELLOW...I don't even know what the FUCK that is...

                    And what is that on his head? What kind of fucked up hat is that? Is it lined with tin-foil to keep the goddamn RAYS out?!?

                    And THIS is the person Van Hagar fans ACTUALLY look up to?

                    :eek: :confused: :eek:

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                    • Roth-of-Halen
                      Full On Cocktard
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 35

                      #11
                      The banana in pyjamas.

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                      • Warham
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 14589

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Foozwah
                        What the FUCK is Spammy wearing?!?

                        Jesus suffering fuck. Some kind of BRIGHT FUCKING YELLOW...I don't even know what the FUCK that is...

                        And what is that on his head? What kind of fucked up hat is that? Is it lined with tin-foil to keep the goddamn RAYS out?!?

                        And THIS is the person Van Hagar fans ACTUALLY look up to?

                        :eek: :confused: :eek:
                        Yep, Sam is BIGBADZERO's hero.

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #13


                          Damn, If that isn't trying to be Dave, I don't know what is...

                          I will say that what he is wearing is better than the shorts and sandals, and for a 98 year old man, he's getting around pretty good...

                          But, as the singer for Van Halen, he sucks 100 times worse than he did in 1985!!!

                          The Van Hasbeen brothers are clueless...

                          Imagine what could have been, had they decided to be the real Van Halen...


                          Ain't that right baby ??

                          Oh yeah!


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                          • whodat
                            Groupie
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 97

                            #14
                            i have got to admit, that is absolutely the funniest thing next to the dnc convention lastnight while dreams was playing. hilarious!!!

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                            • fanofdave
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 500

                              #15
                              if you look closely you'll see the steel cables attached
                              to spammy haggis's fat ass that hoisted that tub of lard
                              into the air.

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