message from france

[frenchie]

right now, sammy hagar doesn't sing! ouf
right now dave is may be singing in his bathroom an' we can't hear him

[Roth kills Sam]

Mmmmmmmm..... freedom fries

[MAX]

Welcome aboard frenchie. Could you please just keep all of this within one thread? I'd really appreciate it bro. Again, welcome.

[Jano]

Hello MAX,sorry about the new frenchie!he acted like a kid at Disneyland!Lollll!

[Roth kills Sam]

wee wee

[MAX]

Originally posted by Jano
Hello MAX,sorry about the new frenchie!he acted like a kid at Disneyland!Lollll!

Hey Jano,

Good to see you my friend.

[Jano]

Any good news about Dave in the US so far?

[MAX]

Whenever there is any news, I'm sure that you will read it here first.

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by Jano
Any good news about Dave in the US so far?

Yes, we have the following updates:

1) VH still sucks
2) EVH is still a drunk
3) EVH still can't play
4) Wolfie is still Jack Osbourne Jr
5) Sammy is still having late night gay homo parties
6) The new VH songs still suck
7) Dave still rocks

[frenchie]

sorry i' m french an' don't understand all you write. i will not disturb you anymore. really sorry but i just want to see you tha people in france read you and lihe van halen

[Jano]

Originally posted by frenchie
sorry i' m french an' don't understand all you write. i will not disturb you anymore. really sorry but i just want to see you tha people in france read you and lihe van halen

- Je suis content que tu viennes sur le site, cela me fais plaisir de voir un francais qui s'interesse a Van Halen.Mais si tu dis du mal sur David , ici il ne te louperont pas!

[Jano]

Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
Yes, we have the following updates:

1) VH still sucks
2) EVH is still a drunk
3) EVH still can't play
4) Wolfie is still Jack Osbourne Jr
5) Sammy is still having late night gay homo parties
6) The new VH songs still suck
7) Dave still rocks

-Life is a bitch sometime,but i'm sure that Dave is cooking something for us!

[Jano]

Sorry about my post in french but i had to explain some little stuff to my french compatriot!

[frenchie]

ouah tu es francais ? non non , je suis un vrai fan de van halen et van halen est connu en france. j'ai tous les albums et je suis un specialiste de ce groupe. david lee roth est un genial frontman. est ce vrai qu'eddie est encore alcoolique et que la tournee est une catastrophe. mais pourquoi donc n'ont tils pas repris dave en 1996.quelle erreur meme si je crois que gary n'etait pas une si mauvaise chose pour van halen. pourquoi le public americain ont ils autant boudé van halen 3.peux tu dire aux americains que je viens en ami!!ahahah!!!des qu'ils lisent francais, ils s'enervent

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by Jano
- Je suis content que tu viennes sur le site, cela me fais plaisir de voir un francais qui s'interesse a Van Halen.Mais si tu dis du mal sur David , ici il ne te louperont pas!

In English:

"Wee wee, my French buddy. How are the fries near the Louvre? Sammy sucks. Bush rules. We should send the US another Statue of Liberty. The Pink Panther is a funny movie."