The Magic Bullett Theory And Arlen Specter

[JCOOK]

FORD and PHIL THE STALKER:You two "seem" to know alot about the Kennedy assasanation, what do you think about Arlen Specters' Magic bullett theory?

[FORD]

It's complete and total fucking bullshit. One bullet killed JFK and wounded Connally to boot?

Yeah, and the goddamn Easter Bunny left Angie Everhart under my Christmas tree last Halloween

The shooters in Dallas were CIA agents Howard Hunt and Frank Sturgis. 35 witnesses saw them do it. The Dallas police arrested them and held them for questioning., but then mysteriously let them go when Oswald was arrested as a patsy. Jack Ruby's murder of Oswald ensured that nobody would ever be able to prove him innocent of the charges.

The infamous Watergate break-in was in fact, to steal files that were in posession of the Democratic party which documented Hunt's involvement in the murder. Hunt, of course, was working for Dick Nixon at the time (in 1972).


To bring things full circle, Dick was in Dallas on 11/22/63, at a Pepsi corporate board meeting. Pepsi was one of the corporations who pressured the government to overthrow Castro in the early 60's, as they had previously had some sweet deals (pardon the pun) with sugar plantations under the right wing Batista regime. And Dick of course, was given his start in politics by none other than Prescott Bush, whose son George, a CIA agent, was in charge of the failed Bay of Pigs operation.

For which the CIA blamed Kennedy.

Are you getting the picture yet.......?

[JCOOK]

Well this we agree on-- Ive always wondered where the Dallas PD got the description for Oswald -- someone had to call it in?

[Warham]

Kennedy got killed because he discovered the New World Order that the Bushes were instituting.

He was a loose end that needed tieing up.

Also, Prescott Bush had dealings in the secretive Area 51 in Roswell, NM. According to military personnel who were stationed at the base, Mr. Bush met with the aliens known as Greys in 1947 to discuss their planned invasion of Earth in 2012. At this time, the newly created New World Order that Bush envisioned in the early 40's, will transfer full control of the Earth to these aliens. Prescott promised the Greys that his son, George H.W. Bush, and newly born grandson George W. would continue the process of this transfer, staging false wars in the Middle East and other parts of the world to gain control of the world's rich supply of resources. This would allow the Greys immediate access to this supply once the power transfer begins, thus eliminating any need to use their phaser guns needlessly. George W. Bush currently resides in the White House planning the next four years of staging with his cohort in conspiracy, Richard Cheney. May God help us all.

And I dish this out with a big helping of sarcasm.

[FORD]

Area 51 is in Groom Lake Nevada, you idiot!

[Warham]

You are correct, but that's not the point of my post. I probably made ten mistakes in the post.

The point is, you and your conspiracy theories border on the extreme.

Should I also bring up that Dick Cheney is really a reptilian alien in disguise. LOL I had a friend who tried to tell me that four years ago before the elections. I laughed my ass off.

[Satan]

President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride

Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared
Run, Jackie run

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president's dead
You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck

President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president's dead
You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck

Arise Jackie O, Jonathon of Kennedy
Well, arise and be shot down
The dirt's gonna be your dessert
My cum be your life source
And the only way to get it
Is to suck or fuck
Or be poor and devoid
And masturbate me, masturbate me
Then slurp it from your palm
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun

[Ally_Kat]

I'm disappointed in you guys. Y'all forgot to mention Hitler. He's alive and hangs out with Dick Cheney in what was their undisclosed location, along with the frozen body of Walt Disney.

[knuckleboner]

goddamn it!

there was no magic bullet.

didn't none of you watch, "full metal jacket?"

oswald was the only shooter and he got off 3 rounds, 2 of which hit kennedy and 1 of which riccocheted and hit connally.

and how was oswald able to do all this in the limited time?

because he was trained by the United States Marine Corps!

SEMPER FI!!