The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[Coyote]

Dunno. Only italian dishes I know are... you guessed it: Pizza and spaghetti.

[Coyote]

And lasagne, of course.

[Ally_Kat]

you must have some chicken marsala then! my mom makes it sooooo good!

[Coyote]

Found this on google:

Glossary of culinary terms
- Marsala -
This is Italy's most famous fortified wine.
It features a rich, smoky flavor that ranges from sweet to dry.
Sweet Marsala is used as a dessert wine.
Dry Marsala is often used as an apértif (a light, alcoholic drink appetizer)


So is the dish you recommend chicken-dipped-in-alcohol? I'll go for it... :p

[Coyote]

Right after I'm done with my ice cream 'n' STRAWBERRIES. :D

[Coyote]

Never thought I'd live to see the day...

Rod Stewart did a fair cover of Hendrix' "Angel" with The Faces... :cool:

[Ally_Kat]

coolness!

and yes, it's chicken in wine sauce ;D

[Coyote]

Coq-aux-vin, in French...

Which brings me to a whole other topic entirely: I'm taking up spanish AND japanese, while teaching myself some jazz. (Hey, at least ya can't call me lazy... :) )

[Ally_Kat]

oh! GOnna play for me sometime jazz man? ;)

[Coyote]

Name yer poison.

Smooth Jazz, Neo-jazz, Funk-Jazz, Lounge Jazz, Beatnik, BeBop, Hendrix (believe it or not, Jimi was more jazz than rock/pop, IMO...), Fusion, NY Jazz... The list goes on...

But, yeah, I will. ;)

[Ally_Kat]

anything you want baby. I love it when a man plays for me

[Coyote]

We'll see what I'll come up with... :)

[Ally_Kat]

oooooooooooooooooooooooo

:hula:

[Coyote]

JD'n'coke, por favor.

[Coyote]

Man, I've got a sweet deal:

For a week, startin' tomorrow, I'll go set up some posters and ads for this two-day rock festival which will be held next week. What's the pay-off? A V.I.P.-ticket to that festival. :D

The guy I'm gonna be workin' for is a good friend of one of the organizers.

[Coyote]

Oh, and did I mention that the ticket grants access to the backstages?
(There must be like 3 or 5 stages in the area, not including the little stages...)

[Ally_Kat]

i suddenly feel like hopping a plane to Finland

[Coyote]

I wonder why... :D

Artists there include: David Bowie, The Black Eyed Peas, HIM (HER in the U.S.), The Hives, etc...

[Ally_Kat]

oh, David Bowie!

[Coyote]

Fave of yours?

[Ally_Kat]

he's got some good songs

[Coyote]

*Cliché time*

Wazzup....

[Ally_Kat]

how art thou?

[Coyote]

Not bad, milady. I'm working. (In more ways than one. :D Cheap shot, I know.)

[Ally_Kat]

She works hard for the money
So hard for it honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right

[Coyote]

As a kid, that was one of my favorites. Mom still has the LP.

Forgot to mention: I'm home alone 'til Friday. Parents went to Prague. :D

[Ally_Kat]

PAR-TAY!

http://www.nic.fi/~fluffy/gifs/paita.gif

[Coyote]

Oh stop teasin'! :D

"TAKE IT OFF...TAKE IT OOOFFF..."

[Coyote]

But, alas, I can't have a party. I have work. *Strikes a Shakespearean pose*

I mean it's not healthy to work when hung-over...

[Ally_Kat]

:(

[Coyote]

Yeah, I know... I'm no fun. :D

[Ally_Kat]

no good
no good
baby you're no goooooood

:hula:

[Coyote]

You have a song for everything I say? ;)

[Ally_Kat]

I've got bravery that shorts out on me
I see superstars in common thieves
And I see all you give up
And I try to be as much

Everything you say it sounds like gospel
Everything you say it sounds like gospel to me

I feel cheated
Tangled up repeatedly
Owed a piece of everything
And
Still you come around
With scissors to cut me down

Everything you say it sounds like gospel
Everything you say it sounds like gospel to me

It's all I can do to win for you

[Coyote]

Apparently, yes. :) So, how're you?

[Ally_Kat]

i'm alright. It's a lil humind here so it makes it really warm. Hoping the bf will call tonight

[Coyote]

An evening of anticipation ahead, eh? Always nice to wait for something. :)

[Ally_Kat]

he's worth every second :daisy:

[Coyote]

'Scuse me for a sec, I'm stepping outside for a cig.

[Ally_Kat]

*hums to self*

[Coyote]

I have returned.

[Coyote]

Damnit. 2'n' a ½ hours to go 'til I could watch "Animal House"...

[Coyote]

Oh well, Excel Saga will have to do for now... :D

[Ally_Kat]

2 1/2 hours? You could play tetris!

[Coyote]

What's the time in NYC, by the way?

[Ally_Kat]

5:06

[Ally_Kat]

pm

[Coyote]

I'm seven hours ahead of ya, toots. :D

[Coyote]

And a couple'o'months late on everything else. Movies, music and new hi-tech gadgets.

[Coyote]

How the hell can someone play Tetris for 2½ hours straight?! :eek:

[Ally_Kat]

i could. But then again, I dont think I'm sane

[Coyote]

I dunno... Ya seem pretty sane to me. ;)

Now let's talk about "Vice City"... I'll do that for 3 hours straight if I want to.

[Coyote]

But, I'm off to sleep. (It's almost 1 AM out here...)

G'night, and I'll see ya in either my dreams or yours... ;)

[Coyote]

May I ask how long are ya gonna stay up?

[Ally_Kat]

not too much longer. Igot finished writing something andsaw your comment here. it's 2:42 am

[Coyote]

Man... Pirate Radio kicks ass... :cool:

[Coyote]

Make that 93.7 FM, KOOX, Oakland...

[Coyote]

Where the hell is Oakland? California?

[Ally_Kat]

yeah, i believe so. that's a ways off from you

[Coyote]

I'm back... :D

Bowie and The Hives kicked ass last weekend.

[Coyote]

How're things on the other side of the puddle, Ally?

[Coyote]

Hmm... she must be busy.

*Walks over to the jukebox*
Wonder if this thing still works...

*Gives it a Fonzie-like slam! Molly Hatchets "Bloody Reunion" starts blarin' at full blast*

[Coyote]

Where the fuck are everybody? :confused:

[Ally_Kat]

I'm here! I'm here!

I was at school yesterday. Stopped by the site to check a thread. I musta not signed out. I'm sorry sweetie.

*passes ya cold one* on me

[Coyote]

No problemo, señorita. Yo soy OK... :cool:

Ooh, a beer... :)

[Ally_Kat]

I've been listening to the Spirit soundtrack all day long. I'm such a wuss for Bryan Adams

[Coyote]

Yeah, well, "The Groover from Vancouver" gets me every now'n'then as well... "Thought I Died And Gone To Heaven" contains one of the first guitar solos I've learned

[Ally_Kat]

I Will Always Return gets me.

[Coyote]

I wish I could comment on that. haven't heard it...yet.

[Ally_Kat]

it's on amazon.com on the Spirit soundtrack page

[Coyote]

hmm... not bad for a ballad...

[Ally_Kat]

arg. bored and alone. Wish the boy would call...

[Coyote]

For your sanitys sake, let's hope... :)

I'm off to bed. (1 AM out here...)

[Coyote]

And a Happy Midsummers Fest to y'all...

[Coyote]

Man, Robin Williams is the best... LMAO.

[Coyote]

The bane of my existance: A gig on Friday, and I can't fuckin' remember what songs are supposed to be played, and HOW are they supposed to be played...

This is what you get for having swiss cheese filling in for your memory... :mad:

[Ally_Kat]

are you worrying about it too much?

[Coyote]

No. In fact, I'm not worrying 'bout at all...

The fact that no-one remembers the songs in practice might be a reason. (Another one might be that practices occur every other week, on Tuesdays 'n Thursdays. Simply due to the fact that the bass player and other guitarist have the night-shift every other week...)

[Ally_Kat]

become an acappela (sp) group! ;D

[Coyote]

LMAO. Yeah, that would be an alternative. A Capella ain't for me though: I never learned how to play 'n sing at the same time...

[Coyote]

That, plus you don't really get the same combustionable live atmosphere that you get with a 4- or 5-member group.
(Or those big ass bands with a horn section... *drool*)

[Coyote]

Nice sunrise we're having out here.

(Couldn't sleep...)

[Coyote]

Step right up an' get yer drinks here! Name a poison and it'll come your way! :cool:

Hey, you kids get away from that bottle o' Jack! You'll just make the label all sticky... Come back when you guys are 18...

[Coyote]

*mumbles*

"Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name..."

[Coyote]

Free random drinks for the next five people!

*braces himself in case of stampede*

[guwapo_rocker]

Somebody say free drinks??

[Coyote]

Yes.

(4 more...)

[Coyote]

For you guwapo, a

"Malibu Screw "
Ice
5.0 oz. Orange
2.0 oz. Rum

[Ally_Kat]

i want a random drink!

[Coyote]

For the lovely Kitten:


"Mexican Grasshopper"

2 Oz. Creme de Menthe Green
2 Oz. Kahlua
2 Oz. Cream Light

[Coyote]

And by the way, it's "entendre"... :D

[Coyote]

Ok, 2 down. 3 to go...

[Coyote]

to be continued... (tomorrow)

[Ally_Kat]

who wears short shorts? :hula:

[Coyote]

'Scuse me? :confused:

You've been hangin' out with Mr. G again, haven't ya? :p

[Ally_Kat]

just singing along to the radio

[Coyote]

Oh. Right. :)

[Coyote]

God, I'm bored out of my fuckin' skull...

Nothin' to do, nowhere to go AND it's a Tuesday...

[Ally_Kat]

two for tuesday drinking game day!

[Ally_Kat]

http://www.neverseeme.com/DEotQG/instances.html

[Coyote]

Got some rules for that one? I just got interested.... ;)

[Ally_Kat]

well traditionally, me and the buds usually pick a game or make up a game and then double it on Tuesday. Gets fun when you have bets on who can last longer.

[Coyote]

Which do you double: the amount of booze, or the bets?

[Ally_Kat]

the booze!

[Coyote]

Just checkin'... :D

Name yer poison!

[Ally_Kat]

hmm...i don't know. I've been getting bored with the beer selection we have here and the boys don't know how to make many mixed drinks.

I would love a martini though

[Coyote]

Okeydokey...

Emerald Martini
1 1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Dry Vermouth
1/8 oz Green Chartreuse
Twist of Lemon peel

Stir with cracked ice in a shaker and pour into a chilled cocktail glass. Twist a lemon zest over the drink and float the zest on top.


*Jukebox starts playin' "Stray Cat Strut"*

[Carmine]

might I offer a game? play "bottoms up"! every time dave says "bottoms up" do a shot. you'll need to have the shots ready before you start the song, it does get "fun" towards the end. keep playing the song until someone quits, pukes etc.

Jolly Good Fun! 6 shots in 2:30 leads to nothing but fun!

[Coyote]

God damn, dude! :)

I'll try that this Saturday... :cool:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Coyote
God damn, dude! :)

I'll try that this Saturday... :cool:

glad I could help! and now a moment of silence to those friends of mine who are no longer with us a result of Van Halen II. LOL

:guzzle: :guzzle:

...and a vote for the coyote!

[Coyote]

That reminds me, I gotta reserve spots at the cemetary, just in case... :D

[Ally_Kat]

what luck! I have ties in the funeral, cemetary, and monument businesses :D

[Coyote]

Damn. Almost forgot...

For DLRoswegony, a

Shamrock Shake
2.0 Oz Creme de Menthe
400.0 ml Ice Cream
100.0 ml Milk
2.0 Oz Peppermint Schnapps

Mix the ingridients into a blender and let it spin. Pour in a large glass, and enjoy.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Coyote
That reminds me, I gotta reserve spots at the cemetary, just in case... :D

you better! I have seen many fall after A couple twists at this one. IT RULES, youll love it.

[Coyote]

I'll give a full report the following Monday, in this thread. :cool:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Coyote
Damn. Almost forgot...

For DLRoswegony, a

Shamrock Shake
2.0 Oz Creme de Menthe
400.0 ml Ice Cream
100.0 ml Milk
2.0 Oz Peppermint Schnapps

Mix the ingridients into a blender and let it spin. Pour in a large glass, and enjoy.

Thanks guys! BOTTOMS UP!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Coyote
I'll give a full report the following Monday, in this thread. :cool:

I ll be waiting! No obituaries please! .LMAO

[Coyote]

We'll see... :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
what luck! I have ties in the funeral, cemetary, and monument businesses :D
ally -Im tellin ya, play this game with say JACK DANIELS, and you will need to call em! other than the threat of imminent death, It"s really fun to play! hahaha.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
what luck! I have ties in the funeral, cemetary, and monument businesses :D

Are you implying something? :D

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
ally -Im tellin ya, play this game with say JACK DANIELS, and you will need to call em! other than the threat of imminent death, It"s really fun to play! hahaha.

Then why aren't you on my doorsteep so we can play? We're in the same state... :D

[Coyote]

It's times like this when I wish I were in the U.S... ;)

[Eyes of the Night]

Page 21! Not bad kids;) ... not bad ...


:gulp:

[Coyote]

For Eyes, A

Eyes Wide Shut
1/2 oz Southern Comfort
1/2 oz Crown Royal
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Orange Juice
1/2 oz Pineapple Juice
1/2 oz Cranberry Juice
1 splash Grenadine

Place ice in shaker and add all ingredients. Shake well and strain into cocktail glass filled with ice. Garnish with orange slice and cherry.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Coyote]

Whereas yours truly will have a

Wile E Coyote
3/4 oz Rum Dark
3/4 oz Banana Liqueur
3/4 oz Blackberry brandy
2 oz Pineapple Juice
2 oz Cranberry Juice

Pour all ingredients over ice in a tall glass
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Then why aren't you on my doorsteep so we can play? We're in the same state... :D

if I can make it down to NYC on Sept 18, for whatever DLR gig is going on, you have yourself a date!

[Eyes of the Night]

Eyes wide Shut! ...

Lmao ...


I like southern comfort too! ... straight up though ya see! Maybe rocks too;)



:gulp:

[Coyote]

*Eyes, you're laggin' son... (post-wise, that is. :D ) *

Never had a taste of southern comfort... yet. :hitch:

[Coyote]

Whooooooooooo........

I can't sleep...

[powerchic]

I found a new favorite drink: A Strawberry Martini! I can drink those sweet things right up!!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
if I can make it down to NYC on Sept 18, for whatever DLR gig is going on, you have yourself a date!

Nice. Work the convention for two weeks, have the boyfriend down for the 9-13th, and then have you. Sweeeeeet.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Nice. Work the convention for two weeks, have the boyfriend down for the 9-13th, and then have you. Sweeeeeet.

Oh I can't believe what I'm reading (he said completely jelous)

[Ally_Kat]

a hun, you know you're my doll too. We can go out for a couple of beers. ;) :D

[guwapo_rocker]

Where the hell is New York anyway? Is that one of

our southern Provinces?

[Ally_Kat]

Maybe the Upstate part of it is :D

I dunno what part DLRoswegony is from, and I don't mean no disrespeat sweetie, by my aunt lives near Oneonta. There is nothing by her except for old barn that are falling down. That and a skyline of mountains. Not my favorite place to have to visit.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Maybe the Upstate part of it is :D

I dunno what part DLRoswegony is from, and I don't mean no disrespeat sweetie, by my aunt lives near Oneonta. There is nothing by her except for old barn that are falling down. That and a skyline of mountains. Not my favorite place to have to visit.

Long story short...1993, I'm driving from San Diego to L.A.

Get stopped at a road block by U.S. Customs and Immigration or

whatever their called. Show the Customs "Officer" my driver's

licence and he says, "Ontario, where's that at? Is that one

of our northern states." I had to say, you know where the world

series champs are from? He said yes. I said, that's where Ontario's

at!!:D

[Ally_Kat]

LMAO! Now that's funny right there.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Maybe the Upstate part of it is :D

I dunno what part DLRoswegony is from, and I don't mean no disrespeat sweetie, by my aunt lives near Oneonta. There is nothing by her except for old barn that are falling down. That and a skyline of mountains. Not my favorite place to have to visit.

Oneonta is a ways from me. Oswego, NY (hence the name) is about 30 miles north of Syracuse, right on Lake Ontario. We are famous for our MASSIVE snow totals, and because we have the most bars per capita( check guinness book of records) for a city of 18,000- we have about 500 bars. back to the snow, this january 29th and 30th, we got 8 feet of snow in about 30 hours. cool huh.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
for a city of 18,000- we have about 500 bars.

Talk about multitude of choice...

I'm fuckin' jealous!

[Coyote]

Then again... A weekend might mean a disastrous cavity in ones wallet. :eek:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Coyote
Then again... A weekend might mean a disastrous cavity in ones wallet. :eek:

your are correct sir!

[Coyote]

I hate it when I'm right...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Nice. Work the convention for two weeks, have the boyfriend down for the 9-13th, and then have you. Sweeeeeet.

"ahhh precious sweetheart, woman all you want as good as it can get
ahhhhhhh yeah
my inspiration,girl your sensational and this gets better yet
ooh yeah
well all your dreams and visions are paged in magazines
girl this aint television,but its more than it seems
takers need a giver, theres much you understand
all I want to give you babe....
is the best part of a man,yeah."

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
Oneonta is a ways from me. Oswego, NY (hence the name) is about 30 miles north of Syracuse, right on Lake Ontario. We are famous for our MASSIVE snow totals, and because we have the most bars per capita( check guinness book of records) for a city of 18,000- we have about 500 bars. back to the snow, this january 29th and 30th, we got 8 feet of snow in about 30 hours. cool huh.

I would drink a lot too if I lived in a snow wasteland :D

Nawh...I'm a snow bunny. I'd be running around making snowangels.

[Coyote]

Wella, wella... I've got a coffee house! :D

http://www.canoncitydailyrecord.com/Visitors/images/Coyote%20Coffee%20Den.jpg

[Coyote]

But THIS... this might be a tad too much...

http://www.iloveinns.com/bed_and_breakfasts/california/coyote.htm

[Coyote]

bada-bum.

[Ally_Kat]

a coyote love shack? sexy! :hula:

[Coyote]

I KNEW I'd find a way to get you in here! :D

(Must.... resist.... urge... to.. sing... "Show Me The... Way"...)

[Ally_Kat]

baby, you know i love it when you sing

[Coyote]

"Oh won't YOUUU, show me the waaayy...."

Ah, fuck it. I don't remember the lyrics anyway...


"Stray Cat Strut, I'm a ladies cat..." :cool:

*Note to self: remember to persuade the guys in the band to let me sing a song while in the studio...*

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I would drink a lot too if I lived in a snow wasteland :D

Nawh...I'm a snow bunny. I'd be running around making snowangels.

LOL, snow angels are quite hard to make in 8 feet of snow...you tend to sink.

[Carmine]

oh BTW, Ally and Coyote. Play any drinking games this weekend?? Coyote, you were supposed to give a full report. I am wondering, did you survive????

[Coyote]

Yeah, there was a drinking game. It was called "Who can take the most booze". Me and a friend won. :D

[Carmine]

who was the friend? johnny walker or jack daniels??

[Coyote]

Actually, those two just made a "hit'n'run" on Saturday. :D

Anyway, the friend was (and still is) the bass player in my band.

[Carmine]

did ya try " bottoms up?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
LOL, snow angels are quite hard to make in 8 feet of snow...you tend to sink.

I'm insane. I'd still try :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I'm insane. I'd still try :D

you can always make a killer snow fort when you hit bottom.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
did ya try " bottoms up?

Sadly, I didn't have the CD with me. And my friend doesn't have =VH= in his collection. :(

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
you can always make a killer snow fort when you hit bottom.

you mean a killer snow love shack! :sex: :hula:

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
you mean a killer snow love shack! :sex: :hula:

Hmm... ;)

[guwapo_rocker]

I think this whole thread should be moved to a

threesome pm.

[Ally_Kat]

oh! two guys and a girl? More loving for me! :D :splooge:

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
oh! two guys and a girl? More loving for me! :D :splooge:

I'm just jelous!

[Ally_Kat]

jealous of what hun?

[Dan]

A Keg of beer and no one to drink it with.

[Dan]

Heaven Hill anyone?

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
oh! two guys and a girl? More loving for me! :D :splooge:

Glad you like it... :)

(Dibs on the rear! :D)

[Ally_Kat]

awh, but you're cute! I won'y be able to see ya from back there

[Coyote]

we could always switch places...

[Coyote]

On a slightly different topic:

I won't be around so much this week, 'cos I'll be in the studio with my band. :cool: (Yes, I'll try to put some songs up for those who want 'em... :D )

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
you mean a killer snow love shack! :sex: :hula:

Proposition??????:lookie: :sex:

I accept! I'll throw a mattress on my lawn in november, all we have to do is wait for the snow, then I'll start diggin!!!!!!!!!!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I think this whole thread should be moved to a

threesome pm.

LOL

[Coyote]

LMAO... (@ guwapo's suggestion...)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I think this whole thread should be moved to a

threesome pm.


sorry its only a 2 person " snow love shack"...:sex:

[Coyote]

Man, you ain't gonna believe this...

This Saturday, my other band's gonna do the same thing that the Beatles did: We're gonna play on a fuckin' roof. And we ain't even that popular yet!

[Ally_Kat]

sexy! take pictures!

[Carmine]

and I would suggest NOT playing your first game of "BOTTOMS UP" before the show!!!!!

[Coyote]

I'm gonna have to get a roll o' film first...

But yeah, pictures will be taken. (I hope...)

[Coyote]

Now I know pics will be available later: Our drummer's girlfriend is comin' along for the ride. :) or :(

[Coyote]

Man... I'm starting to get worried 'bout this gig.

1) It's 130 Km away.
2) We have to use two cars, and none of us have gas for either one.
3) There's two bands before us
4) It's in a shithole of a town
5) It's on the rooftop of the local watering hole
6) We can't cancel it, on account of the guy, who got us the gig, "losing his face".
7) Our setlist is pretty much similar to the one at our last gig about two years ago. :eek:
8) We weren't informed of this until last week.


Someone tell me that it's gonna be OK! :(

[Coyote]

On second thought, someone just con me into thinkin' it'll be OK... :D

[Ally_Kat]

isn't it preferable to be later in the lineup?

And :) to a drummer's girlfriend

<~ is a drummer's girlfriend

[guwapo_rocker]

Ally I hope you're stocking up on beer!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
isn't it preferable to be later in the lineup?

And :) to a drummer's girlfriend

<~ is a drummer's girlfriend
Didn't know that... :D (But the woman I was referring to can be a bitch at times.)

Anyway, here's a quick low-down on how it went: Can you say "Hindenburg"?

The first sign was the remark "Hey you guys, the dude who does the sound ain't here, he had a gig to go to. But he'll be back at 12:30." We played at midnight. Do the math. (plus, the whole thing started an hour late.) So the guy who did the sounds was the "DJ", who apparently was deaf. Try to yell at him, he won't hear... :mad:

"Well, were there any people at all?" you might ask. Well, yes, but not for us. By the time we went on, people had gotten tired of live music a little, and apprently decided that they should concentrate on drinking.

We played two sets, roughly 20 songs. The bands before us played 6 or 7 songs each. (We were "the headline act". Whoop-de-do.)

Between sets, our second guitarist, Ilkka (a.k.a. Copperfield, 'cause he always makes his plectrums disappear), told me that I should sport a "fuck off" look when I play. (His idea of rock'n'roll is...umm... different. He's a bit more punk than rock, y'know.) Which came automatically, 'cause the P.A. was fucked up (two monitors, aimed at the singer. Our drummer couldn't hear shit, I couldn't hear shit, especially when Copperfield switched to a clean sound), there was only a few _drunken_ patrons jammin' in front of us tryin' to tell us how to play.

We made money out of it though, 200$, from which we spent 60$ on gas and food. And Copperfield's cousin (who got us the gig) is gonna take his cut from the cash. So that gives us 80-120$ to divide amongst us.

15$ (or so) for a gig located basically in the middle of nowhere is not good, IMO. But try tellin' THAT to Copperfield, though: He'll start whinin' n' weepin' about how we just couldn't back down from it, on account of his cousin losin' face or some shit like that.

The biggest mistake we made was that we got bored. Plus, we took pictures of the other bands, and forgot to ask someone to take pictures of US! :mad:

I swear, that's the last time that airhead's gonna book gigs for us. (Copperfield, that is...)



Had to vent a little, sorry folks...

[vhsinger22]

what kind of stuff do ya play?? any links? homepage? mp3's? i know thats a lot of questions(lol) but im in a band too! and musicians are always wanting to hear other bands. so give me some info bro.! here is my homepage www.eruptionmusic.com

[vhsinger22]

www.eruptionmusic.com

[Coyote]

Originally posted by vhsinger22
what kind of stuff do ya play?? any links? homepage? mp3's? i know thats a lot of questions(lol) but im in a band too! and musicians are always wanting to hear other bands. so give me some info bro.! here is my homepage www.eruptionmusic.com

Nice homepage ya got there, broham. :cool:

We play contemporary rock.(think Blink 182 with guitar solos and without the kiddy-humor, and you're close :D ) No links or homepage, sorry. None of us know how to HTML. Mp3's, umm... I posted them over at DDLR.com a year or two ago... Propably gone now... :rolleyes: :D (But if ya want, I'll figure out how to post 'em here.)

Plus, we're (most likely) starting from a clean slate. Our drummer's bored of the original material, the singer's bored, and yours truly as well. One reason might be that "Copperfield", our main songwriter, is currently into punk-rock. Heavily. Whereas I, and maybe the aforementioned members would love to do something in the vein of Thin Lizzy & =VH=. (Well, mostly me... LOL.)

[Hummarstra]

Goddam!! This thing is 22 fucking pages long!!!

[Coyote]

Is that a reasón to par-tay? :D

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Coyote
God, I'm bored out of my fuckin' skull...

Nothin' to do, nowhere to go AND it's a Tuesday...

YOU POOR THING. THIS IS SATURDAY ALL DAY!!!!!

[Coyote]

True, but sometimes even a Saturday can be boring...

[Ally_Kat]

in celebration of my new friend...tequilas all around!

[WolfStar999]

"NOW IN HONOR OF THE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE HANDING OUT PAMPHLETS IN THE PARKING LOT...is there anybody stoned here this evening?"

[Coyote]

Where in the fuckin' hell is everyone? Where's Pookie & Kitten?

I need my fix of almost intelligent (yet entendre filled) conversation for next week. :cool:

[Coyote]

Hello? *tap tap* Is this thing on?

[Reverberator]

Anyone here want to get a Limey knob a beer ? coz fuck I am bored.

[Ally_Kat]

*slides a beer down the bar*

I should be going to bed, but I'm up

[Reverberator]

I know I said "Limey knob" but that's just redickulous .

I'll have that beer later thankyou ms Kat .

[Coyote]

What the fuck do you think I'm drinkin'? Cabo Wabo? :D

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by $exxxy
why don't you stop CENSORING all our porn you stupid cunt???

fat pig? old hag? jealous of something? i think.

Listen, I'm going to tell you this ONE more time.

The only pictures I have taken out are the ones with a penis in them. Sarge doesn't want pictures of penises running around his site. If you go to the picture forum you'll see I've posted porn pics before. So think whatever the fuck you want. You post a picture with a penis in it and it's going to get taken down. I'm not censoring shit. I'm enforcing the one rule given by the man who pays to have this website up.

Again, you have a problem with what I'm doing, take it up with him.

[Coyote]

Last call for me.

One JD & coke, por favor.

[Dan]

Make mine a Quick fuck please.

[Coyote]

I gots to crash... See ya on the flipside.

[Matt White]

Make mine a JACK & GINGER ALE. Lite Ice.


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[rustoffa]

http://img16.exs.cx/img16/8331/fab.jpg

[Jesus Christ]

Greetings, My children.....

I'm JC and I'm the guest bartender this afternoon.

Name thy poison.... I can turn water into anything :cool:

[Figs]

Greetings JC, vinegar & water please. Thank you!

[lms2]

:D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Figs
Greetings JC, vinegar & water please. Thank you!

what, do you have that not so fresh feeling? LOL:D

[Coyote]

Ms. Ally, how're you doin' lately?

[Ally_Kat]

Been okay. School is keeping me busy and I've been thinking on starting on a personal project. Gotta get famous somehow ;)

[Coyote]

Here's the question on peoples' minds (well, mine anyway): How's the love life? :D

[lms2]

Heres the question on mine... "Whats a love life"?

[Coyote]

Ooh! That's a good one...

[lms2]

Well, in answer to your question, I can only say pretty slow. Thank god for the internet! Hopefully your answer to mine will be more entertaining.

[Coyote]

A love life is practice for submission, or a precursor for mental S/M.

[Coyote]

Sorry 'bout that. Pops and his significant other are having a quarrel in the living room. *Turns up the volume*

[lms2]

No problem. Mental S/M I think thats about right.

[Coyote]

That works pretty much anywhere.

[Ally_Kat]

my love life is pretty good. Miss him since he went back down to his place *sigh*

[lms2]

absence may make the heart grow fonder, but it still sucks.

[Coyote]

No truer words could've been said...

[Ally_Kat]

and there will be more absence seeing how my mother is basically making me get a masters

[Coyote]

Sounds like an episode of a bad soap coming into existence...

[lms2]

I think i can see where that sucks for you now, but in the long run, maybe you will be glad. At lesat I hope so. resenting your mother at my age is the shits... You can start reminding her that you will be picking her retirement home. :D
Seriously though. At least you have internet!

[Ally_Kat]

well, at least she doesn't cringe when I call him my boyfiend anymore...

She's going to faint when I tell her we plan to get married, esp when I throw in the bit about moving out of nyc

[lms2]

LOL. At least she is not like my mom was pushing, always pushing me to get married... I think thats why I am still so against it. If the Jack the Ripper would have called, my mom would have been singing his praises.

[Reverberator]

I have arrived .

[lms2]

Ice waters all around..
Just kidding, here, have a pint.

[Reverberator]

Cheers .

How are you ?

[lms2]

Good and you?

[Reverberator]

Yeah , I've been down the pub , so feeling OK .

Relaxation time , away from the dump .

You cool ?

[lms2]

meaning?

[Reverberator]

Are you O.K

Do you want a drink

It all gets very hectic at the dump , nice to relax a bit.

You're very defensive .

[lms2]

sometimes, yeah, im cool. For as much as I talk about i'm not much of a drinker... this water will probably last me for a bit. :D

I am not defensive. Why do you say I am defensive? If I were being defensive, you would know it. ;)

[Reverberator]

You are cool Lms , I'm sorry if you got the wrong impression but you know where I post , and sometimes I'm misunderstood .

But not very often !

[lms2]

I don't get honestly mad very often...

Yeah, its by choice I go to the dump, or any other threads for that matter.

But the dump is being dumped on. Thats bad business.

[Reverberator]

Yep , that is true , and we want you there to look after us , and ward off that Katydid fakker .

[lms2]

LOL, as if there were anything ANYONE could do about Katy.

Usually I try to be nice to her, but I am mad today because there is yet another new Katydid thread. Enough already.

[Reverberator]

You know , its alright everyone getting into this Katydid thing , but it is soooooooooooo boring .

Isn't it better to have a laugh than to get angry .

( Fak that was serious , specially from me )

[lms2]

Sorry... I will not bring you down longer. Shes a loony goon that one.

[lms2]

Careful wishes


Joe walks into a bar and sits down.

He notices that the guy next to him is talking and listening to a tiny man, less than a foot tall who is playing an equally tiny piano on the bar in front of him.

Joe is like "Holy crap, where did you get that?"

The guy gives him a small rock. He tells him all he has to do is rub it and he'll get anything he wishes for.

Joe takes the rock and takes off for the bathroom.

A few minutes later he emerges, looking dazed and confused, and is followed by thousands of ducks.

He goes back to the bar and says "I don't understand. I wished for a million bucks, and suddenly I was surounded by all of these ducks. What happened?"

The man rolls his eyes and says, "Well, what do you think? Do you really believe that I wished for a ten inch pianist?"

[Reverberator]

Just don't you fall into the trap , we like you very much Lms2 so don't be a stranger .. And ....... Always look on the bright side of life ...ph ph ph ph ph ph ph ph (whistle) .

[lms2]

You too Rev.

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by lms2
Careful wishes


Joe walks into a bar and sits down.

He notices that the guy next to him is talking and listening to a tiny man, less than a foot tall who is playing an equally tiny piano on the bar in front of him.

Joe is like "Holy crap, where did you get that?"

The guy gives him a small rock. He tells him all he has to do is rub it and he'll get anything he wishes for.

Joe takes the rock and takes off for the bathroom.

A few minutes later he emerges, looking dazed and confused, and is followed by thousands of ducks.

He goes back to the bar and says "I don't understand. I wished for a million bucks, and suddenly I was surounded by all of these ducks. What happened?"

The man rolls his eyes and says, "Well, what do you think? Do you really believe that I wished for a ten inch pianist?"

HaHaHaHa superb , that's what it's about .

[lms2]

ten inch painists or a million ducks?

[Reverberator]

Million ten inch pianists .

[lms2]

or at least one in every lifetime