The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
G'night you two. I wish I could stay, get you both drunk and take advantage. :(

sounds like a slice of heaven, maybe next time, mkay?:)

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by MAX
G'night you two. I wish I could stay, get you both drunk and take advantage. :(

Another night Max ;) See you soon babe

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
'ello love :)

Hi hun, just spoke to the long haired one. yum!!!

[lms2]

Hey ladies! How are you both doing this fine evening?

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by lms2
Hey ladies! How are you both doing this fine evening?

Hey, a girlie night.. cool... all we need now is a male stripper and we're sorted. Hi lms, how are you?

[lms2]

**** thinking of male strippers****

Good, Good, how are you?

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by lms2
**** thinking of male strippers****

Good, Good, how are you?

I'm fine. Have just finished chatting with my fella, he works on the oil rigs in the North Sea. Miss him like mad.

[Reverberator]

Good Moaning .

[lms2]

Hey Reverberator, just in time. You can be this evenings entertainment!

Wow. How long is he gone at a time? I bet you do miss him. But, at least you have someone to miss!

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Good Moaning .

Bloody hell, the strippers arrived.. dont just stand there mate, gettem orrrfffff!!!

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by lms2
Hey Reverberator, just in time. You can be this evenings entertainment!

Wow. How long is he gone at a time? I bet you do miss him. But, at least you have someone to miss!

He does 2 weeks on 2 weeks off. He comes off on Thurs but I wont see him till the Saturday.

[lms2]

Easy girl, hes a guest... we have to buy him a beer first... THEN he will take 'em off.

I went to see male strippers once... It was a lot of fun. The cops came in to do a bar check in the middle or towards the end of the show and the whole place went wild "take em off, take 'em off". Then I realized one of the cops was a female. The other three were males, and were they ever blushing. It was hilarious.

[Reverberator]

I ain't takiin me fekkin clothes off .

not yet anyway .

[lms2]

So what are you drinking Rev?

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by lms2
Easy girl, hes a guest... we have to buy him a beer first... THEN he will take 'em off.

I went to see male strippers once... It was a lot of fun. The cops came in to do a bar check in the middle or towards the end of the show and the whole place went wild "take em off, take 'em off". Then I realized one of the cops was a female. The other three were males, and were they ever blushing. It was hilarious.

He's British... 2 pints and we'll get the Full Monty.. but he can keep his hat on!!! he he he:D

[lms2]

Well, that sounds workable... at least when you get him you have him for two weeks.

[stilleddiesangel]

Hey Rev, listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.. get ur kit off!!! ;)

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
He's British... 2 pints and we'll get the Full Monty.. but he can keep his hat on!!! he he he:D

Two pints !!!!!!

Need at least five to get me in the mood .

[Reverberator]

OOOOH Renee

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by lms2
Well, that sounds workable... at least when you get him you have him for two weeks.

Uh huh, not that easy, he lives in Scotland so I'll see him for about 10 days, he plays in a VH trib band.

[stilleddiesangel]

Sorr lms.. quoting from an English Sitcom. Dont mean to be rude there.

[Reverberator]

Hey Lms nice to see you .

The Dump Miesters are back in town . HAHAHAHA .

[lms2]

Oh my gosh. the dump invades the bar... that ought to be a party. Why don't you invite them, and I will line up some pints. Me and SEA want to see some butts. ;)

Scottland! How the hell did that happen? Does he post on this site ever? Did you meet him here or at the links?

[stilleddiesangel]

I met him at one of his gigs. He doesn't post on any sites.

[stilleddiesangel]

OK babes, 2.00am here so I'm gonna hit the sack. Could you guys click on the brest cancer thread for me and encourage as many as u can to do the same... Thanx :)

Take care x

[lms2]

Good night. I will do that.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Absolutely! I would love one. What are you having there, Rikk?

A little late taking that order, but I want a scotch...straight up, no ice. (Bottle in the freezer before-hand though).

[lms2]

LOL, not picky there are you Rikk?

[Dan]

Friday evening time for The Army's happy hour.Good evening people at the bar.

[sambo]

Heya all..

Friday afternoon in Aust. 4 beers at lunch and now I can settle in to the Army Happy Hour...

Good way to end the week... or begin my weekend...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
LOL, not picky there are you Rikk?

LOL. Not at all. (Make it Chivas Regal.:D )

[Rikk]

Originally posted by sambo
Heya all..

Friday afternoon in Aust. 4 beers at lunch and now I can settle in to the Army Happy Hour...

Good way to end the week... or begin my weekend...

What you drinking? Foster's?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by sambo
Heya all..

Friday afternoon in Aust. 4 beers at lunch and now I can settle in to the Army Happy Hour...

Good way to end the week... or begin my weekend...

Agreed man...........I need to throw a few back myself.........

[sambo]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Agreed man...........I need to throw a few back myself.........

Heya Bill...similar day huh? Can't wait for the weekend..

First drink on me mate..

[diamondsgirl]

this sounds good:

A Pink Monkey:

3/4 oz strawberry liqueur
3/4 oz banana liqueur
3/4 cup fresh strawberries
1/2 banana
1 cup crushed ice
1 scoop strawberry ice cream

mmmmmm.....

with a Jack Daniels chaser...

[lms2]

you had me right up to the Jack Daniels chaser... Ewwww. I would have to do the shot first!

[stilleddiesangel]

Hi girls.. I'll have one of those DG.. yum!! :D

[diamondsgirl]

yeah, that was just a little funny there...

like I need some JD to chase all that sugie :)

[diamondsgirl]

OK ladies...I am sparkin' up the blender...

3 Pink Monkeys commin' UP!

[Reverberator]

Who's had it in the council gritter ?

[diamondsgirl]

Hi Rev...wanna pink monkey??

[lms2]

shots first, right.

Remember last time when we were discussing beer? I went to five liquor stores here in town...None of them carried anything close. I did find one lady that said she could order Sam Smiths Oatmeat Stout. Said I was the second request that week. I will have to make a trip and see if she got it in yet!

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Who's had it in the council gritter ?

Gotta be a northerner Rev.. u have such class!! :D

[diamondsgirl]

SEA and Rev...do you like Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout?

I think its from England

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Gotta be a northerner Rev.. u have such class!! :D

SEA, please translate

Tadger and council gritter

[lms2]

I ended up getting some peach belgium beer made in Ft. Collins Colorado. It tasted good.

[Reverberator]

I'd luv a pink minkey .

Birmingham .

Stout is not me forte .

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by lms2
shots first, right.



sure...you ready???

this shot is called a Blow Job...its my favorite ;)

1/4 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 oz Amaretto Almond Liqueur

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
SEA, please translate

Tadger and council gritter

OH no Matron !!!

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
SEA, please translate

Tadger and council gritter

OK babe.. tadger is penis

council gritter is the cities machine to put down sand when it's snowed.

He's just gotta be a northern lad. :D

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
OK babe.. tadger is penis

council gritter is the cities machine to put down sand when it's snowed.

He's just gotta be a northern lad. :D

Shitter ;)

[Matt White]

Barkeep, a Jack & Ginger right 'ere please!!!

[Dan]

Matt,one coming your way.

[Dan]

Another hard days work at the office,time for a couple of really cold Lion Reds.cheers Matt.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by vhsinger22
what kind of stuff do ya play?? any links? homepage? mp3's? i know thats a lot of questions(lol) but im in a band too! and musicians are always wanting to hear other bands. so give me some info bro.! here is my homepage www.eruptionmusic.com

Quick update on the subject:

Mp3's over at: http://www.mikseri.net/artistit/?id=35139
(click on the 'lofi' 'hifi' or 'download' button/s.)

Homepage (In Finnish, sorry) at: http://loiste.bravehost.com/band.html (this particular page has our in-duh-vidual profiles. Name, other projects, idols, military rank. don't ask.)

[Coyote]

And in advance I apologize 'bout the BG color at the mp3 site. Not my handywork...:D

[Katydid]

WHERE DID I SEE THE RUMOR MILL? I NEED TO HELP ALINCHAINZ TO GET HIS VIEWER COUNT UP. THANK YOU ALSO...

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Shitter ;)

Hey Guvner...wha happened to your bud??? You are alone in your avatar now...:(

[Katydid]

For anyone that's interested I have started an AA Anonymous thread in HITCHworld....

Actually started it in NON and was bounced to HITChworld.

Posting from the Daily Reflections Book...

Thread called "NON Dlr Daily Reflections"

Click Members list...find Katydid...click on it...then read all posts by this member. I have like 20 pages in the archives. Latest ones being small numbers. If you don't see it click page 2, 3, etc. till you see it. Click on and join us...

There are so many tiny posts their board stays wiped clean of my posts...so this is about the only way to find the AA Anonymous meeting...

[Dan]

Originally posted by Katydid
For anyone that's interested I have started an AA Anonymous thread in HITCHworld....

Actually started it in NON and was bounced to HITChworld.

Posting from the Daily Reflections Book...

Thread called "NON Dlr Daily Reflections"

Click Members list...find Katydid...click on it...then read all posts by this member. I have like 20 pages in the archives. Latest ones being small numbers. If you don't see it click page 2, 3, etc. till you see it. Click on and join us...

There are so many tiny posts their board stays wiped clean of my posts...so this is about the only way to find the AA Anonymous meeting...

Yawn

[lms2]

Give me a double! Something about that AA thread is gonna drive me to drinking!

[Dan]

Originally posted by lms2
Give me a double! Something about that AA thread is gonna drive me to drinking!

It's not the thread that will make you drink it's the person behind it.
Cheers lms2.

[lms2]

Cheers Dan.

[dracania]

van halen has no back up singers david was there coach he let them sing now they got shit the were a good back up i guess he should have takin all the credit but he let them have some

[lms2]

okay.... no more for dracania.

[sambo]

LOL... "put the glass down slowly and step away from the bar". ;)

How you doing lms2?

[lms2]

good. how are you?

[sambo]

Staying out of trouble ;).. working away, 9.30am here and I have friends arriving from interstate in about 30 mins. They are staying with me for a week on their holidays.

Apart from that, pretty good. Got a big group of us heading to the Spring (Horse) Racing Carnival this weekend so that should be good. I don't normally bet but it is a great day out, the girls get to frock up and it's all good - a lot of fun..

[lms2]

Sounds like a good time. :D

Us women just love to get frocked up and watch our men loose money!

[sambo]

Hahaha that's hilarious, cos as the day gets on and the more champagne and beer consumed, that's how it pans out for most.

You've been before haven't you? ;)

[lms2]

I went to the greyhound races once with my boyfriend... Never been to see live horseraces, yet.

[sambo]

I've only been going for the last 3 years... same day every year...pretty much same group of people, but this year its gone from 8 to 14 people. Last year they had 110,000 people on the one day.

And it should be a hot one this year.. fingers crossed. Last year it rained and it's not a pretty sight - girls with their shoes in one hand, bottle of champagne with a straw in the other..guys just covered in mud, not caring...

So yeah, kinda looking forward to it. :D

Is it too early to have a drink? I've been at work since 5am, just one?

[lms2]

What can I get you?

[sambo]

Bloody Mary in a tall glass would be sensational, thanks!

[lms2]

Coming right up.

Women drink champagne through a straw?

So what is the special day that everyone goes to the races on this particular day?

[sambo]

Thank you.

Yep they do, they serve Champagne in smaller bottles, probably 400ml.

A lot of the younger girls drink it like it's a Vodka Cruiser or something like that. They usually end up smashed by lunchtime and there are certainly some shockers about.

Every Spring, Melbourne has a huge horse racing carnival that stretches over a few weeks, with the headline being the Melbourne Cup next Tuesday (even a public holiday for us in Melbourne - can you believe that?... for a horse race!!!). It attracts a lot of overseas media and horses.

The Melbourne Cup day itself is a bit of a zoo, so we like to go to one of the other days where it is a little "calmer". The have differently named days for the whole week. Derby Day, Oaks Day, Stakes Day, Cup Day etc. All except 2 of these fall on a weekday, so we like to go to Derby Day, probably the second biggest event on the calendar.

http://www.vrc.net.au/cpa/htm/htm_flemington_home.asp

[lms2]

Wow... you guys really take your horse racing seriously. Hope you all have a great time!

[sambo]

Thanks.. I'm sure there wil be stories and photos...

I just go for the laughs and the great day out with some good friends.. I'm not that big on horse racing.. but the atmosphere is pretty good.

[Dan]

Who's drinking at The Roth Army Bar tonight?

[diamondsgirl]

it's Cold Duck Time! :cool:

[MAX]

DG,

Hon, what are you drinking tonight baby? I'm buying. :D

[diamondsgirl]

you're buying huh? I'll have a Long Island iced Tea. ;)

[MAX]

Here ya go baby!!!!

*slides one Long Island on down*

Going for broke eh? Maybe I'll get lucky? :D

[diamondsgirl]

sure thing ;)

[chunkashin!!]

Ok, ive now seen van halen 3, live in sydney, and all i can say is... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

[Katydid]

IF ANYONE WANTS TO GO TO AA...IT'S OPEN...NON REFLECTIONS BOOK POSTED...INTERTWINED WITH PORN HAZING AND SPAM...

HITCH DUMP I AM STICKYED NOW...NON Dlr Daily Reflections.

Started today with first step...trying to get posters...old help new...old help young...

[lms2]

Hey Katy... buy me a drink first?

[Katydid]

Originally posted by lms2
Hey Katy... buy me a drink first?

I've heard of "hair of the dog," but "hair of the cat" ....:D Some avatar.

I been drinking peach flavored white cranberry juice...saw it at Food Lion. Tastes like peach snoppes...;)

[lms2]

Me, i'm just having a regular ice cold coke classic.

[lms2]

Are you psychic?

[David Van Via]

Hey whoever is bar tender today can they get me a shot of JD I feel like crap and I've got college work to do.

[lms2]

Here you go David, but remember, if you study for a test drunk, then you should take the test drunk... Proven fact!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by lms2
Here you go David, but remember, if you study for a test drunk, then you should take the test drunk... Proven fact!

Oh thanks that went down a treat :D. And I will test that advice tommorow at 9:00am!

[lms2]

One more for the road?

[David Van Via]

Sounds good, I'll buy this one what you wanting?

[lms2]

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer—and another one!

Ah, its too early for me to be drinking... how bout a toast.

I was just playing bartender. :D

[David Van Via]

Ok it's 10:00pm I've had a good band practice and I want a drink so whoever is bar tender.............Suprise Me!

[Carmine]

Man, sure is qiuet in here! Strike up the Cricket Band!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Man, sure is qiuet in here! Strike up the Cricket Band!

I've heard some good reviews from friends that went to there concert.

Somebody get me a shot!

[lms2]

First tell me how you did on your test! :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by David Van Via
I've heard some good reviews from friends that went to there concert.

Somebody get me a shot!

I brought the whole bottle!

[Carmine]

LOL, heres some more of it...

[Carmine]

and the rest of it! NOW WHO WANTS A DRINK!

[Carmine]

is now completely GASSED, cause he's drinkin alone!

[lms2]

Sorry... we were with you in spirit!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by lms2
Sorry... we were with you in spirit!

Cant leave a guy alone with a full bottle of Jack. Pouring now...

[lms2]

Make mine a club soda. I will watch you get drunk. Hows that?

[Carmine]

what fun is that! be right back.....

[lms2]

What fun is that... drunks are good for laugh, and I won't have a headache tomorrow... but if it makes you feel better, I will tell you I am drinking. :D

[Carmine]

all right. want a twist in there?

[lms2]

I see we are celebrating your 2000th... Congratulations. No, straight up!

[Carmine]

ahhh, thank you! One straight up Clubber comin at ya!

[Carmine]

drinking in the office again. Remember the last time I did this? I was seeing Pink user names?

[lms2]

LOL... yep. I remember that. Hey, maybe we need to invite Alexhay in for a drink. Get him talking... :D

[Carmine]

I'll bet he got 50 pm's!

[lms2]

Probably. Um alex, could you just tell Dave.....

[Carmine]

Yeah and "hey, tell me what you know, I wont tell!"

[lms2]

I wonder if he would believe that! I doubt it.

Well, gotta run and get my kids. Thanks for the drink!

[Carmine]

no prob, have a good one Ims2!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by lms2
First tell me how you did on your test! :D

It hasn't been marked yet, so I don't know.

Hey Carmine can you throw a shot over here?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by David Van Via
It hasn't been marked yet, so I don't know.

Hey Carmine can you throw a shot over here?

yeah, here catch up man!

[David Van Via]

1,2,3,4,5 oh that hit the spot, I have a funny feeling in my tummy. Thank you that was much needed.

I'll get the next one, what do you want?

[Carmine]

I got time for one more, Jack, no ice-no water...tall glass!

[David Van Via]

Ohh I can't get the barmaids attention so here you go take this instead already full!

[Carmine]

Sweet!

[Carmine]

ok you guys, you MUST try this!

www.x-ratedfusionliqueur.com

[Carmine]

heres a "recipe" to get you started. Although, its great right from the bottle too!

"The Ex-Boyfriend shot"

1 part X-rated fusion liqueur
1 part Vanilla Vodka
2 parts pineapple juice

[Carmine]

heres a "recipe" to get you started. Although, its great right from the bottle too!

"The Ex-Boyfriend shot"

1 part X-rated fusion liqueur
1 part Vanilla Vodka
2 parts pineapple juice

[Sarge's Little Helper]

heres a "recipe" to get you started. Although, its great right from the bottle too!

"The Ex-Boyfriend shot"

1 part X-rated fusion liqueur
1 part Vanilla Vodka
2 parts pineapple juice

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[Sarge's Little Helper]

heres a "recipe" to get you started. Although, its great right from the bottle too!

"The Ex-Boyfriend shot"

1 part X-rated fusion liqueur
1 part Vanilla Vodka
2 parts pineapple juice

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[Carmine]

here we go again...

[lms2]

hate for the cricket to play to himself here on Christmas Eve... or Christmas Day, depending on who and where you are.

Anyone up for a drink? Christmas Cheer is on me!

[David Van Via]

I'll join you, ahhhh drink on you.......That's an offer you might regret.........Suprise me with some weird sort of concoction!

I wonder if the cricket knows Romeo Delight!

[lms2]

I bet if we have a few we can teach it to him! Right now I am drinking a mudslide. I also have plans for jaggermeisters and Michelob Ultras... Of course Egg Nogg is always a seasonal favorite.

Pick your pleasure!

[David Van Via]

I've never heard of any of those....... The mudslide sounds appealing though!

Mr Cricket it starts like this:


E--------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------
G-------------------------------------
D-------------------------------------
A-------------------------------------7(12)-(7)/5--5(12)
E-0(12)(12)(12)(12)(12)(12)(12)

[lms2]

Its Kahlua, Vodka and Irish Cream. Not bad.

So was Santa good to you this year?

[David Van Via]

Drink sounds good.

As for Santa, I've not opened my presents yet, there still under the tree. I have to wait for my parents to wake up. How inconsiderate of them going to bed on Christmas Eve!

[lms2]

You are considerate to let them sleep. LMAO. My kids would never do that. They come into my room... Mom...hey mom.... mom are you asleep. And then when I wake up, its since you are awake... can we open our presents! Whatever, it works for me!

[David Van Via]

hahaha Ohh Those where the days. I use to love doing that to my parents. Jump on there bed to wake them up, I fell of one year. Ahh classy. Ohh well I'm getting another drink to celebrate the fact I don't have to work for 1 whole month, you want one?

[lms2]

Yes please.

I hope you were not seriously injured when you fell off the bed?

One year my sisters boys bought there day one of those pairs of all purpose siscors for Christmas and then ended up almost severing his finger off playing with it... just another one of those christmases spent in the emergency room!

[David Van Via]

I wasn't hurt, I was only like 8 and I wanted presents.

Jesus Christmas at a hospital..ohhh I can't imagine it.

So what you want to drink?

[lms2]

Whatever you are serving! Who cares if I have a hang over tomorrow.

So why do you get a whole month off?

[David Van Via]

THe barmaid gave me 2 Breakfast martinis.

I get a month of due to the fact my work think I'm working on a farm MUHAHAHA

[lms2]

Whats in a breakfast martini.

So why do they think you are working on a farm?

[David Van Via]

Breakfast Martini
Ingredients
2 oz Bombay Sapphire gin
0.5 oz triple sec
0.25 oz freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 spoon light orange marmalade
Serving Instructions
Shake ingredients with ice and strain into glass. Serve in a martini glass.

I got it from some random cocktail page.

The reason they think I'm on a farm is because I told them. I was really ill recemtly but I didn't want to go "sorry I'm still a little ill can I have time off" since I've been ill for a while.

[lms2]

Still the pneumonia crap?

Man, I hope you are feeling better soon!

[David Van Via]

It comes and goes, like today I feel fine but 2 days ago I felt like shit.

But that's enough about Negative things it's Christmas Time. So how are Lms2 at this special time of year?

[lms2]

LMAO. Ready for this time of year to be over.

Seriously, use your time off to rest up. I warned you about relapse before.

Now its time to skedaddle.

Thanks for the drink!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by lms2
Seriously, use your time off to rest up. I warned you about relapse before.

Ohh I get enough of this from my mum and my friends.

But your welcome for the drink and Enjoy your Christmas!

[chunkashin!!]

OOHHH BOY, We got some drinkin to do at new year Via, Ah yesseriee!, 20 Apple sours outta start us off!!, Last year was a blast! (I think..), but this year!! Take some russian water with russian pain killers and you outa be ok!, No, Russian pain killers and russian water are the same... Anyway Take enough and you'll be good!! DRINK DRINK DRINK!!

[lms2]

Okay, I'll have a drink.

[Carmine]

Allow my friend to serve you......

[lms2]

We need some male str...waiters around here. :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by lms2
We need some male str...waiters around here. :D

lol...you can search for those.....:cool:

[lms2]

Believe me... I do!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by lms2
Believe me... I do!

HAHAHA, I believe ya!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by chunkashin!!
OOHHH BOY, We got some drinkin to do at new year Via, Ah yesseriee!, 20 Apple sours outta start us off!!, Last year was a blast! (I think..), but this year!! Take some russian water with russian pain killers and you outa be ok!, No, Russian pain killers and russian water are the same... Anyway Take enough and you'll be good!! DRINK DRINK DRINK!!


Last new years eve was fantastic. The next day wasn't so good. At least your puke wasn't pink......Opps to much detail!

[chunkashin!!]

Originally posted by David Van Via
Last new years eve was fantastic. The next day wasn't so good. At least your puke wasn't pink......Opps to much detail!

your puke want pink... IT WAS FUCKING FLOURESENT PINK DAMNIT!! IT WAS AWSOME!! and how the fuck you didnt break your tailbone you fell on your arse so much is an absolute mistery.

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by chunkashin!!
your puke want pink... IT WAS FUCKING FLOURESENT PINK DAMNIT!! IT WAS AWSOME!! and how the fuck you didnt break your tailbone you fell on your arse so much is an absolute mistery.

New year this year all depends on a doctors desicion tommorow!! I'll sneak out if I have too.

[chunkashin!!]

Originally posted by David Van Via
New year this year all depends on a doctors desicion tommorow!! I'll sneak out if I have too.

Im your fuckin doctor now and i say its ok.

Checky D is it?

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by chunkashin!!
Im your fuckin doctor now and i say its ok.

Checky D is it?

Yup, you bring it I'll drink it!

[chunkashin!!]

Originally posted by David Van Via
Yup, you bring it I'll drink it!

Oh, so thats the game eh?

BARMANNN!! 10 VODKA AND CROOKSHANK SHOTS!

Remember the whistling noise in my car... it was the gearbox and when i dropped you off at rosses, i took off fast, I broke the gearbox in my car :D

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by chunkashin!!
Oh, so thats the game eh?

BARMANNN!! 10 VODKA AND CROOKSHANK SHOTS!

Remember the whistling noise in my car... it was the gearbox and when i dropped you off at rosses, i took off fast, I broke the gearbox in my car :D


Noooooooo not Vodka and Cruickshanks I almost died last time. Ahhh well lets go for it. Your driving so no drinking for you! All for me hahahaha

[chunkashin!!]

Cant drive, Cars fucked! DRINK TILL YOU PUKE!! PUKE TILL YOU DRINK!!!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by chunkashin!!
Cant drive, Cars fucked! DRINK TILL YOU PUKE!! PUKE TILL YOU DRINK!!!

Ahh well another trip down falling in the ditch avenue!

[chunkashin!!]

Originally posted by David Van Via
Ahh well another trip down falling in the ditch avenue!

And zig zagging across the road.

[David Van Via]

Amen to that! :D

[chunkashin!!]

How the fuck did we dent that keg?

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by chunkashin!!
How the fuck did we dent that keg?

I'm as confused as you sir! But at least it was empty before it got fucked!

[chunkashin!!]

Wow, Its been preatty quiet round these here parts lately... SOMEONE GET ME A TRIPPLE VODKA DAMNIT!!

[chunkashin!!]

Hmmm, this place has been REALLY quiet lately... Have we broke it? I wonder if this 'll fix it...


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...

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Apparently not....

[tydhurst]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

noisy again!

[chunkashin!!]

Good, thats a start, Throw around some bottles, If you got guns, shoot em off! if you can break something, do it!

WWWWAAAAARRRRREEEEEEOOOOOOGGGGGAAAAAIIIIIII!!!

[Katydid]

Here, if you can't go to a bar...check out some of our best having a good laugh at someone else's expense.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=351584#post351584

[chunkashin!!]

I thought you'd left?

[David Van Via]

Somebody get me a shot. Please I'm now off antibiotics and it would be much appreciated to have a "thank fuck that's over drink"!

[tydhurst]

:gulp: there you go my good man!

[David Van Via]

Ahhh that was good, thank you very much sir!

[kentuckyklira]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I know you fuckers need your fucking bar...so here it is...

it remains to be seen who the resident bartenders are going to be...

so for now...the bar tab's on us...
Frozen strawberry daiquiri and a local (German) beer please!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by kentuckyklira
Frozen strawberry daiquiri and a local (German) beer please!

heres the S.D....

[kentuckyklira]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
heres the S.D.... Cheers, I´ll have another one,


and give the brunette at the end of the bar one on me!:)

[Island Boy]

I just wanted to say this is the first time in the bar and I like it already!!!!


Awesome job POJO:bottle:

[Island Boy]

pass me a Margarita please...........and a shot of SOCOM

[Matt White]

HOT DAMN! Peace & Quiet at last! That "other" place just has too much fucking DRAMA!!!
I'll take a Jack & Water, if 'ya please!

[GAR]

I will have the Grilled Onions Shake.

Please, pass the poi, please..

[lms2]

Instant okay?

[GAR]

A little on your horse-derveshies, if you pleaseez!

[lms2]

.

[David Van Via]

Jesus.... the things you see in bars nowadays. I'm shocked but somebody through a JD and some sleeping pills please (the pills aren't for me)!!!

[lms2]

Sorry, can't serve the two together. Dangerous combination you know. :D

Long time no see David. How ya been?

[David Van Via]

I've been FANTASTIC life is goody good good good.

Can you serve me the JD then the sleeping pills. My friend can't get to sleep.

So how you been as you said long time no see?

[lms2]

Well, the Jack is a for sure thing. We will see about the pills...

I been good.

[David Van Via]

I'll forgive you for putting ice in it. :D

My friends gone to bed so that's fine.

But glad to hear life is going good!

Who that guy in the corner he looks rather dodgy!

[lms2]

I am sorry, I forgot you don't like ice... let me get you a fresh one, (minus the picture). :D

The guy in the corner? Beats me. They let anyone in this bar!

[David Van Via]

No glass sounds like the way it should be. Oh well of to bed. Thanks for the drink.

But that guy looks dodgy so I would stay away from him.

See ya!

[Stella]

Shucks... looks like I just missed David. He is really a neat guy. If he pops in here again, tell him hello for me!

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
Shucks... looks like I just missed David. He is really a neat guy. If he pops in here again, tell him hello for me!

Stella!! Baby, where ya been??!!

[Stella]

Ah honey... there was the biggest misunderstanding.

The horrors. I just can't talk about it.

[Rikk]

oh my god

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
Ah honey... there was the biggest misunderstanding.

The horrors. I just can't talk about it.

It's okay babe.....we'll grab a drink later.

Fak...Splooge will make ya feel better!!

[GAR]

Originally posted by Stella
Ah honey... there was the biggest misunderstanding.

The horrors. I just can't talk about it.

OH NOOOOO~!

[Stella]

Originally posted by Splooge
It's okay babe.....we'll grab a drink later.

Fak...Splooge will make ya feel better!!

Darlin, you always make me feel better... ;)

Gar, don't worry about emm-wha... just go enjoy your poi! (unless maybe horses dervishes are not really your thing after all?)

[GAR]

First things first: Let's get you out of that cage and into a new change of sheets.

- namely mine.

[Stella]

Why thank you for your offer of assistance, kind Gar... but if I had not already managed my way out of that dreaded cage, I would not be here posting about it. As for the change of sheets... no can do. Splooge is the only one for me.

Can I buy ya drink all the same?

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

HOW BOUT SOME ANTIFREEZE?

BC!!
OOOPS IT TASTES BITTER

[Little_Skittles]

I hear antifreeze isn't healthy banana's are better.

[ELVIS]

Skittles, why are you hanging out here instead of being out with friends of your age ??

[Little_Skittles]

i'm getting ready to go out with a friend elvis and just for the record it wasn't my idea to post here....Now what are YOU DOING in the bar?

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
Why thank you for your offer of assistance, kind Gar... but if I had not already managed my way out of that dreaded cage, I would not be here posting about it. As for the change of sheets... no can do. Splooge is the only one for me.

Can I buy ya drink all the same?

Fak....let's get cozy baby, I got blue gangsta wanksta

hamsta balls!!

[Stella]

And I know just the cure... ;)

[Splooge]

Bring it baby bring it...

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Little_Skittles
i'm getting ready to go out with a friend elvis and just for the record it wasn't my idea to post here....Now what are YOU DOING in the bar?

Just stopping by...;)


It's Mardi Gras here, and I'm looking for old friends...

Be safe!

[Stella]

Originally posted by Splooge
Bring it baby bring it...

Party at my place... I got the candles if you got the wine!

[Little_Skittles]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Just stopping by...;)


It's Mardi Gras here, and I'm looking for old friends...

Be safe!


Mardi Gras and your telling me to be safe hahahah i want to visit mardi gras one time...It's really kewl for the tourists but the residents i hear hate it. have fun.

[ELVIS]

I don't think the residents hate it...

In fact I'm sure of it...

Our church is not particularly in favor of it...

[Rikk]

It increases the tourist season. That keeps the economy alive. That keeps people employed.

I doubt the residents hate it. That would be like the residents of Amity loving the shark.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Just stopping by...;)


It's Mardi Gras here, and I'm looking for old friends...

Be safe!

Well, howdy stranger ;)

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Stella
Party at my place... I got the candles if you got the wine!

Woo Hoo!
http://www.ag0ny.com/images/2004/05/13/hamster-porn/hamster-porn-P1010031.jpg

[guwapo_rocker]

Go Splooge go!!!

[lms2]

Get a room you two. :( This is a public bar!

[Little_Skittles]

Now now lms2 this is a public bar but hamsters will be hamsters....they just can't control themselves. As for rikk and elvis ya'lls maybe right. Mardi gras brings LOTS of attention. But i'm sure the residents are way more happier after.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by lms2
Get a room you two. :( This is a public bar!

HA!! Hamsta porn!!

I love dis joint!!

[David Van Via]

Goody gooly miss molly, the hamsters are back. They always made this place so much more ntertaining!

[Stella]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I don't think the residents hate it...

In fact I'm sure of it...

Our church is not particularly in favor of it...



So your church memebers are not residents?

I bet your nonresident police force isn't real crazy about it either!

[Stella]

Originally posted by David Van Via
Goody gooly miss molly, the hamsters are back. They always made this place so much more ntertaining!

Heya handsome! Good seeing you again. Drinks are on Guwapo for posting porn... can I get ya a jack, no ice?

[lms2]

has anyone fed the crickets?

[Roguesgirl]

Don't hamsters eat crickets?

I am drinking this lovely drink called Peanutbutter and Jelly. It is very pretty and pink. :) And quite tasty.

[lms2]

Sounds lovely. Tell me whats in it and I will make you another. Guwapos buying. ;)

[Roguesgirl]

Good, cuz this shits 'spensive. :cool:

It is:
one shot Frangelico
one shot Chambord
one shot cream <--- do not let Guwapo make our drinks, he can only pay for them. :p

[lms2]

:lol: Done deal...

[Roguesgirl]

You like sweet drinks, lms?

[lms2]

Not usually... I usually stick with beer, if and when I drink, but today... why not!

I will make them, this guy will serve them, Guwapo will pay for them, and we will all go home happy!

[Roguesgirl]

you think we can get him to take off the wrist cuffs?

[lms2]

no, no, don't take em off!

Just kidding... I am sure he would take them off for you...

[Roguesgirl]

I think Dave would look hot in that little get up. Or out of it. :)

[lms2]

I wonder if Dave would be our server for the evening? He likes role playing don't he?

[Roguesgirl]

He can serve me anything, anytime. 'specially if he's naked...lol. :)

Time for another drinky...lol.

[lms2]

Here you go!

[Roguesgirl]

Oh yeah...beautiful.

You know, I would like football a lot more if they weren't wearing so many clothes. :)

[lms2]

I have a very active imagination! ;)

Can't ya just picture all the tiny little helmets?

[Roguesgirl]

LOL!

we need some munchies in here... lol

[lms2]

Whats your pleasure? We will just throw that on G's tab too!

Wanna order a pizza, or were you thinking more like little smokies? ;)

[Roguesgirl]

I want really hot wings and nachos :)

and a blunt.:cool:

[David Van Via]

Ahhh girl talk, sorry to butt in but can somebody bounce a vodka and coke this way.

[Splooge]

Fak...throw one my way too barkeep, make it a double!!

Stella been in yet??

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

SHES BEING CAGEY LATELY

BC!!

[Stella]

Hey guys! Whats up, and whose buyin?

[Splooge]

Fak....caged heat Blimpy!!!

[Stella]

cages aren't always bad things ;)

[Splooge]

Ha prison pussy...

http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/5e/51/1048448-movie-resized200.jpg

Yum!!