The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[Anonymous]

Kewl, thanks MAX.

Cheers! :bottle:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
HEY!!!:D

I remember them too!!!LOL


Lil' J. Geils comin' up!!!!

Couldn't find Detroit Breakdown......


This is still Cool!:cool:

They're dancin' on the ceilin'
they're dancing' on the floor
People everywhere comin' through the door
They know there's a party goin' on
Do the dancin' romance all night long
I know it's cold outside
C'mon baby, I'll keep you satisfied
All you gotta do is move
Every time you feel that groove
Ain't nothing' but a party
Ain't nothing' but a party
Ain't nothing' but a party
Ain't nothing' but a houseparty
C'mon baby, dig that crazy soul
I know you're gonna lost control
You can do boogaloo
Anything that you want to
I know it's cold outside
C'mon baby, I'll keep you satisfied
All you gotta do is move
Every time you feel that groove
Ain't nothing' but a party
Ain't nothing' but a party
Ain't nothing' but a party
Ain't nothing' but a houseparty
I know it's cold outside
C'mon baby, I'll keep you satisfied
All you gotta do is move
Every time you feel that groove
Ain't nothing' but a party
Ain't nothing' but a party
Ain't nothing' but a party
Ain't nothing' but a houseparty
I said move it, groove it
Baby, don't you lose it
I said roll it, stroll it
Baby, don't control it
It ain't nothin' but a party
Ain't nothin' but a party
Ain't nothin' but a party
Ain't nothin' but a houseparty
Yeah, tell me 'bout the party
I got to know about the party
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tell me 'bout the party

I love that tune, too. I love just about EVERYTHING from the ORIGINAL Bad Boys from Boston!

Peter Wolf was one of the best frontmen ever!

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGPORTRAITS/music/portrait200/drp000/p094/p09482mjbo3.jpg

I love the part in Detroit breakdown where Wolf says to J. Geils "Hey, Jerome" :cool:

[MAX]

Yee Haw!!!

Miss DG tis' in the house!!! :killer:

What can I get the devilish vixen with the fire in her eyes to drink?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I'll be havin' a shot o' Jack, MAX. By the way, on my way home I heard an interesting lil' tune on the radio... that I'd like to share with the lot of you:

Winding you way down to baker street
Light in your head and dead on your feet
Well another crazy day
You’ll drink the night away
And forget about everything

This city desert makes you feel so cold
Its got so many people but it’s got no soul
And it’s taking you so long
To find out you were wrong
When you thought it held everything

You still think that it was so easy
You used to say that it was so easy
But you’re trying, you’re trying now

Another year and then you’d be happy
Just one more year and then you’d be happy
But you’re crying you’re crying now

Way down the street there’s a lad in his place
He opens the door
And he’s got that look on his face
And he asks you were you’ve been
You ell him who you’ve seen
And you talk about anyting

He’s got this dream about buying some land
He’s gonna give up the crack and the one night stands
And then he’ll settle down
In some quite little town
And forget about everything

But you knwo he’ll always keep moving
You know he’s never gonna stop moving
Cause he’s rolling, he’s the rolling stones

When you wake up it’s a new morning
The sun is shining it’s a new morning
You’re going, your going’ home

Cheers! :bottle:

I love Roths version :cool:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Yee Haw!!!

Miss DG tis' in the house!!! :killer:

What can I get the devilish vixen with the fire in her eyes to drink?

I'll stay on with that international coffee theme and do up an Italian Coffee. :cool:

[MAX]

Hey DG,

Got a new drink for you.

Melontini...

2 oz Skyy Melon vodka

4 oz Watermelon Pucker Schnapps

Squeeze of fresh lime juice

Shake it and serve it up in a chilled martini glass.

Supposedly tastes just like a watermelon Jolly Rancher.

http://www.fransplace.net/WatermelonMartini.jpg

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I'll stay on with that international coffee theme and do up an Italian Coffee. :cool:

You Coffee Bastids. lol

What goes in The Italian version? :confused:

[diamondsgirl]

I like it with Amaretto and Frangelico :)

[diamondsgirl]

http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/GAN/GOR-065~Italian-Coffee.jpg

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I like it with Amaretto and Frangelico :)

Heeya you go and with a peanut butter chaser. lol

http://www.lonestarsteakhouse.com/images/menucoffee.jpg

Seriously, a hot drink like that would be stellar with all of the cold, stormy weather, no? ;)

Heeya, I'll even serve it to you by the fireplace and give you a flanny blanket. :)

[diamondsgirl]

Wow. Great service in this place. :)

[MAX]

We aim to please. :)

Dessert...

http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/dh-devils-food.jpg

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
We aim to please. :)

Dessert...

http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/dh-devils-food.jpg

oh yessss........with peanutbutter frosting :)


to go!!!

goodnight Max :)

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
We aim to please. :)

Dessert...

http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/dh-devils-food.jpg

Save a slice for me Big Boy.:)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Save a slice for me Big Boy.:)

LMAO!!! Sorry buddy but you're not the cake I'm thinking of. :p

Suup Dan and what are you drinking? :)

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
goodnight Max :)

Backatcha Pally-O. :)

[Rebel]

sorry to but in, but Max, did you see my Ole Miss boy rip the heart right out of your Broncos? It was soooooo sweet :D

Eli's coming!!!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
LMAO!!! Sorry buddy but you're not the cake I'm thinking of. :p

Suup Dan and what are you drinking? :)

Maybe The Cherry then:)

Max,A cold Dab thanks.

What's shaking Max?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rebel
sorry to but in, but Max, did you see my Ole Miss boy rip the heart right out of your Broncos? It was soooooo sweet :D

Eli's coming!!!!

What is up Reb?

Where in the heck have you been hiding? Even though you're heeya to gloat about Denver pulling a classic and last minute Donkeyfest, it's stellar to see you man. :)

Wanna beeya?

"Ward,

I'm worried about the Beaver.

Love,

June"

lmao :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Maybe The Cherry then:)

Max,A cold Dab thanks.

What's shaking Max?

I'll pop your cherry, boy... lmao :uck:

What's a "dab" my brother?

The only thing shakin' in heeya tis' my sexy motherfuckin' ass!!! lmao

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
I'll pop your cherry, boy... lmao :uck:

What's a "dab" my brother?

The only thing shakin' in heeya tis' my sexy motherfuckin' ass!!! lmao

Dab,My Brother is Beer from Sweden and it taste is so goood.

Max,here in New Zealand we get a lot of overseas beers at The Supermarket it's scary,so much to choose.

Cheers.:)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Dab,My Brother is Beer from Sweden and it taste is so goood.

Max,here in New Zealand we get a lot of overseas beers at The Supermarket it's scary,so much to choose.

Cheers.:)

Is it dark or light like a lager or what?

I'm always on the lookout for a stellar new beeya.

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Is it dark or light like a lager or what?

I'm always on the lookout for a stellar new beeya.

A Light Lager,very smooth and nice after taste.And now for my next Beer....Kronenbourg 1664.

Max,can you buy mini kegs of beers?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
A Light Lager,very smooth and nice after taste.And now for my next Beer....Kronenbourg 1664.

Max,can you buy mini kegs of beers?

I dig lighter beeyas Dan.

Ummmm...

I've seen mini-kegs before but not in my state.

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
I dig lighter beeyas Dan.

Ummmm...

I've seen mini-kegs before but not in my state.

I have seen mini kegs of Beer,like small 5 litres of beer with a pump also mini kegs of Woodstock(Bourbon).

Max,as a Teen,us Boys used to go to parties and take a pub pet bottle to drink each.Pub pet bottle = 2 litres of Beer.Those where the days.:)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
I have seen mini kegs of Beer,like small 5 litres of beer with a pump also mini kegs of Woodstock(Bourbon).

Max,as a Teen,us Boys used to go to parties and take a pub pet bottle to drink each.Pub pet bottle = 2 litres of Beer.Those where the days.:)

I remember the big thing when I was a teen were these mini-keg type things called "party balls." They were these big plastic balls filled with beeya that you had to buy a special tap for and shit. We had to go accross the state border to buy them. They were only hip for like a year or so. I think they were made by Coors?

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
I remember the big thing when I was a teen were these mini-keg type things called "party balls." They were these big plastic balls filled with beeya that you had to buy a special tap for and shit. We had to go accross the state border to buy them. They were only hip for like a year or so. I think they were made by Coors?

Time to go Bro,before i go Cheers to BT.

[Rebel]

I'm always hiding around here Max, when I'm not taking names behind the wheel, just had to give ya some hell :D

[MAX]

Always good to see you Reb. :cool:

I would call you "my old friend" since we've been buds for a few years now but I might offend certain crybaby pussies on this board. LOL!!! :D

Anyhoo, I feel like a drink so I'm havin' one.

Anyone else?

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Always good to see you Reb. :cool:

I would call you "my old friend" since we've been buds for a few years now but I might offend certain crybaby pussies on this board. LOL!!! :D

Anyhoo, I feel like a drink so I'm havin' one.

Anyone else?

Corona Extra thanks Max.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Corona Extra thanks Max.

Deal Dan. :)

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Deal Dan. :)

Cheers max.:)

[diamondsgirl]

me thinks we need some Halloween drinks up in heeya :)

and put some Halloween tunes on the juke box


I'll start with "Witchs Brew"
vodka and Midori, pineapple juice, and a splash of lemon juice

and "I put a spell on you" on the Juke Box
(I dig the Screamin' Jay Hawkins version)

I put a spell on you
Because you're mine

Stop the things you do
Watch out, I ain't lying

I can't stand
No running around
I can't stand
And no putting me down

I put a spell on you
Because you're mine

Stop the things you do
Watch out, I ain't lying

I love you, I love you
I love you anyhow
I don't care if you don't want me
I'm yours right now

I put a spell on you
Because you're mine, mine, mine
Oh you're mine

[tjvhou812]

whats up you pipe benders



me needs a beeya

[MAX]

'ello Teej and Deej. :)

It would be awesome to share a beeya with the both of you. :cool:

BTW, stellar song choice DG. ;)

[tjvhou812]

beeyas all around

[Dan]

What up Max and TJ?

[MAX]

Hi Dan. :)

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Hi Dan. :)

Hi Max,Any Snow on the Mountains yet?

[tjvhou812]

sup people.....lets gets some drinks ova heeya

[diamondsgirl]

trick or treat yo :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
trick or treat yo :D

Trick or treat,smell my feet
give me something nice to eat.:)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Trick or treat,smell my feet
give me something nice to eat.:)

would you like a peice of candy, little boy? ;)

[MAX]

I could use a beeya after the rotten day I've had. :(

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
I could use a beeya after the rotten day I've had. :(

a beeya and a massage ;)

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
would you like a peice of candy, little boy? ;)

Yes please:)

[diamondsgirl]

whats your favorite Dan?

are you a fan of chocolate and peanutbutter?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Yes please:)

you are very polite, what a good boy ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
a beeya and a massage ;)

That would be a slice of heaven.

Do you give a discount to retaads? :(

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
That would be a slice of heaven.

Do you give a discount to retaads? :(

that depends on whether or not they are really mentally challenged or just pretending to be

you know...to get the discount ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
that depends on whether or not they are really mentally challenged or just pretending to be

you know...to get the discount ;)

Ok, new question...

What if I'm just beyond a dumbass?

[diamondsgirl]

you mean just beyond dumbass but not quite saveely retaaded?

[MAX]

I don't get it? :confused: , :( and :o

[diamondsgirl]

I don't feel like playing "who's on first" tonite

wanna make me a drink, or not?

[MAX]

Didn't know I was playing "Who's on first?"

Sorry.

[Matt White]

A Jack & Ginger.....what a Grate night!!!:D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Didn't know I was playing "Who's on first?"

Sorry.

yeah...well...

you gonna pour or am I?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
A Jack & Ginger.....what a Grate night!!!:D

hey Matt :)

Halloween tunes or what?

Bad Moon Rising....


Season of the Witch....

:cool:

[Matt White]

You got in DG...

Lemme see.......


YEAH!!!:D


I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein

AW-OOOOOOO!!!
Werewolves of London
AW-OOOOOOO!!!

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
AW-OOOOOOO!!!
Werewolves of London
AW-OOOOOOO!!!

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
AW-OOOOOOO!!!
Werewolves of London
AW-OOOOOOO!!!

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood

[diamondsgirl]

RIP Warren :(

here's your Jack and Ginger, matt

what was making this a grate night?

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
yeah...well...

you gonna pour or am I?

I'll pour you one.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
RIP Warren :(

here's your Jack and Ginger, matt

what was making this a grate night?

Me and my younger Bro went to my Sis' house....went with her, the Hubby, and the two nieces "Trick or Treat"ing.....ages 6 & 3

:cool:

GRATE evening:D

[diamondsgirl]

I took my daughter out...nice night :)

what did your neices dress up as?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
I'll pour you one.

finally...I'm about to die of thirst. :D

[Matt White]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I took my daughter out...nice night :)

what did your neices dress up as?

:DLittle Princesses!!!:D

[Matt White]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I took my daughter out...nice night :)

what did your neices dress up as?

What did your daughter dress up as?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
:DLittle Princesses!!!:D

awww...

my kids never wanted to be anything sweet like that.

lol...I wonder why??? :D

mine went as the Corpse Bride, she looked cool

it was fun doing her makeup

[Matt White]

:D Awesome!!!

[Matt White]

Alright peeps...gotta early one tomorrow....I'll see ya all soon!!!:cool:

[MAX]

Later Taeo. :)

DG, have you heard of Vampire's Blood Vodka or something similar?

My friend told me about it and said they've been using it for Halloween Cocktails.

Apparantly, it's thick and red like blood but it's vodka.

[MAX]

heeya it tis' (http://store.yahoo.com/randalls/rws28646.html)

I vaant to suck your bluud.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
Alright peeps...gotta early one tomorrow....I'll see ya all soon!!!:cool:

Bye Matt! :)

[Eyes of the Night]

Where can an old dog get some coffee around here!? ... lol

[flappo]

coffee ?

i'm on the wodka , old bean

pour me another , will ya ?

[Eyes of the Night]

Sup Flappo! ... ya old bean;) ...

*slides Flappo a vodka tonic on da rocks, shaken not stirred*

:gulp:


*throws in VHII on the ol JB surround sound speaker system*

[MAX]

Originally posted by Eyes
Where can an old dog get some coffee around here!? ... lol

Hey, look mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear? Or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer? :p :D

*Takes VH3 out of jukebox and smashes it to pieces* ;)

[MAX]

Anyone heard of a shot called a "Wet Pussy?"

It's Stoli Raspberry Vodka, Raspberry Pucker Schnapps and Chambord.

It's shaken and a deep dark red.

Who wants one?

I'm serving them at Happy Howa. :)

[MAX]

Let's all sing a song. :)

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on the table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole
And it turns out it was him
What an asshole!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an asshole and proud of it!

[MAX]

Aiiight,

I've decided it's time for Happy Howa. :D

*Kicks in a funky ass drum beat*

*subwoofer tis' a thumpin'*

Who wants to dance toe to toe, cheek to cheek with moi?

DG... Dan... :confused:


http://www.wsvnradio.net/Daily/1979/blondie.jpg


"Toe to toe
Dancing very slow
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture

Back to back
Sacrailiac
Spinless movement
And a wild attack

Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move to slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock

Man to man, body muscular
Sismic decibel by the jugular
Wall to wall, tea time technology and a digital ladder
No sign of bad luck in rapture

Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!"

[MAX]

Hey Eyes,

Even though I don't smoke, pass the bong ova heeya.

I could use a toke. :cool:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX


Who wants one?



I already have one...thanks ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I already have one...thanks ;)


Grrrrrr...............

MA MA!!! :D

*baseball bat to the head voice*

Hey Ramsey, uhuhuh I was talkin' about a drink though. uhuhuhuh ;)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Grrrrrr...............

MA MA!!! :D

*baseball bat to the head voice*

Hey Ramsey, uhuhuh I was talkin' about a drink though. uhuhuhuh ;)

OK...then, I'll have a "Wet Pussy" with you Max. :)

uhuhuh

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
OK...then, I'll have a "Wet Pussy" with you Max. :)

uhuhuh

You're purdy. ;)

Can I buy you a drink and stuff? uhuhuhuh ;)

[diamondsgirl]

sure and put some more Blondie on the juke box...

I dig that tune "Heart of Glass"

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
sure and put some more Blondie on the juke box...

I dig that tune "Heart of Glass"

Now you're talkin'... :)

Care to shake it slowly and do that bump and grind to the tune? ;)

http://www.musikmarkt-wiesbaden.de/images/BLONDIE%20heart%20of%20glas%2012.JPG

"Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find much o' mistrust
Love's gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Much o' mistrust
Love's gone behind
In between what I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine
Love is so confusing, there's no peace of mind
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good, you teasing like you do
Once I had a love and it was a gas Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find much o' mistrust
Love's gone behind
Lost inside
Adorable illusion and I cannot hide
I'm the one you're using please don't push me aside
We coulda made it cruising yeah
La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La La
La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La La
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing only to find much o' mistrust
Love's gone behind
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh"

[diamondsgirl]

Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh

thats the shit, right there :)

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh
Ooh, oh

thats the shit, right there :)

No lie, that song came on the radio right after I left the pool today. Then I put "The Best of Blondie" in my cd changer and cranked "Rapture." :)

[diamondsgirl]

I think its a great little tune, catchy as hell

I also like Call Me ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I also like Call Me ;)

Me too. Especially the part in French. ;)

[diamondsgirl]

how does it go again???

[MAX]

Ooh, amore, chiamami chiamami.
Oo, appelle-moi mon cherie, appelle-moi

[Dan]

Good Evening DG and Max.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Ooh, amore, chiamami chiamami.
Oo, appelle-moi mon cherie, appelle-moi

oh yes...chiamami...lol

like a chia pet

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Good Evening DG and Max.

hows it going dan

you like blondie or what

[MAX]

DG and Dan. :)

Let's have some fun. :)

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
oh yes...chiamami...lol

like a chia pet

No, not quite like that. :(

[diamondsgirl]

what does chiamami mean?

anybody speak French?

I wanna know what she's going on about :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
what does chiamami mean?

anybody speak French?

I wanna know what she's going on about :D

We never did figure that one out huh?

Just sounds sexy, ya know?

[diamondsgirl]

did I tell you how much I love my new avatar? :)

thank you ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
did I tell you how much I love my new avatar? :)

thank you ;)

You sure?

It was kind of a rough draft. I wanna make it PERFECT. I like the =DG= classic =VH= logo though.

Anyway, I thank you. ;)

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
hows it going dan

you like blondie or what

Blondie is not Bad at at,heart of glass is a Grate song.:)

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
DG and Dan. :)

Let's have some fun. :)

What kind of Fun Max?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
. I like the =DG= classic =VH= logo though.



me too

I love that :)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
What kind of Fun Max?

LMAO!!!

I dunno?

You, DG and myself?

Hmmmmm...

LOL!!!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Blondie is not Bad at at,heart of glass is a Grate song.:)



I also like One Way or Another.

One way or another, I'm gonna find ya'
I'm gonna get ya', get ya', get ya', get ya'
One way or another, I'm gonna win ya'
I'm gonna get ya', get ya' ,get ya', get ya'
One way or another, I'm gonna see ya'
I'm gonna meet ya', meet ya', meet ya', meet ya'
One day maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya'
I'm gonna meet ya', I'll meet ya'
I will drive past your house and if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around
One way or another, I'm gonna find ya'
I'm gonna get ya', get ya', get ya', get ya'
One way or another, I'm gonna win ya'
I'll get ya', I'll get ya'
One way or another, I'm gonna see ya'
I'm gonna meet ya', meet ya', meet ya', meet ya'
One day maybe next week ,I'm gonna meet ya'
I'll meet ya' ah
And if the lights are all out I'll follow your bus downtown
See who's hangin' out
One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya'
I'm gonna give you the slip
A slip of the lip or another I'm gonna lose ya'
I'm gonna trick ya', I'll trick ya'
One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya'
I'm gonna trick ya', trick ya', trick ya', trick ya'
One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya'
I'm gonna give you the slip
I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all, find out who ya' call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout, some specials and rat food
Get lost in the crowd
One way or another I'm gonna get ya'
I'll get ya'
I'll get ya', get ya', get ya', get ya'
Where I can see it all, find out who ya' call


:cool: creepy, yet cool

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
me too

I love that :)

Thanks and we'll do whatever you want with it. :cool:

[MAX]

We used to play a VERY Halenized cover of this Blondie song in college.

Tis' called "Will Anything Happen" have any of you heard the song? It rocks. :killer:

"I always said you could make it.
I know what I said and I meant it.
I always liked the way you played guitar.
I always knew that someday you'd go far.
And if you do, will anything happen?
Will it come true, will anything happen?
Will I see you again?
You said you'd be through here again.
Please don't forget I'm here waiting.
You always said that you would never change like the people that you've met and the places that you've been.
And if you do, will anything happen?
Will it come true, will anything happen?
Will I see you again?
Will I see you again?
I always said you could make it.
Just don't forget that I said it.
Cause I always liked the way you played guitar and I always knew that someday you'd go far.
And if you do will anything happen?
will it come true, will anything happen?
Will I see you again?
Will I see you again?
Will I see you again?
And if I do, will anything happen?"

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
We used to play a VERY Halenized cover of this Blondie song in college.

Tis' called "Will Anything Happen" have any of you heard the song? It rocks. :killer:

"I always said you could make it.
I know what I said and I meant it.
I always liked the way you played guitar.
I always knew that someday you'd go far.
And if you do, will anything happen?
Will it come true, will anything happen?
Will I see you again?
You said you'd be through here again.
Please don't forget I'm here waiting.
You always said that you would never change like the people that you've met and the places that you've been.
And if you do, will anything happen?
Will it come true, will anything happen?
Will I see you again?
Will I see you again?
I always said you could make it.
Just don't forget that I said it.
Cause I always liked the way you played guitar and I always knew that someday you'd go far.
And if you do will anything happen?
will it come true, will anything happen?
Will I see you again?
Will I see you again?
Will I see you again?
And if I do, will anything happen?"

can't say that I know it, but maybe if I hear it...

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
LMAO!!!

I dunno?

You, DG and myself?

Hmmmmm...

LOL!!!

I have to put some clothes on first.lol

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
can't say that I know it, but maybe if I hear it...

Tis' an obscure song. Our drummer was a HUGE Blondie fan and presented it at a rehearsal. The song has balls. We totally Halenized it.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
I have to put some clothes on first.lol

Hahahahaha!!!

[diamondsgirl]

good night guys....

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
good night guys....

Sweet ... SWEET ... dreams DG ...

:D

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey Eyes,

Even though I don't smoke, pass the bong ova heeya.

I could use a toke. :cool:


Aaaaaaaaaalrighty then! ...

*passes the Roth Army Bong to mizax*

Already took my morning tokes;) ... just sitting here blazed telemarketing n' shit ... bringing in some accounts ...

[diamondsgirl]

Somebody get me a shot!

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Somebody get me a shot!

Shizzle me dizzle or something. lol

What would you like?

[Matt White]

Ahhh...I could use a drink about now...

Double Jack & Ginger....


Some tunes?

Maestro.............


Mind, of destructive taste
I choose...to stroll amongst the waste
That was your heart
Lost in the dark
Call off the chase
Walls of thought, strong and high
As my castle crumbles with time...
I think of you
Oh, yes I do
Such a crime
You opened fire...and your mark was true
You opened fire...aim my smilin' skull at you
You opened fire...
I live tomorrow, you I'll not follow
As you wallow in a sea of sorrow
Lines cut across my face
Why you laugh at my disgrace
I'll never know
How far to go
To reach that place
You opened fire...and your mark was true }
You opened fire...aim my smilin' skull at you }
You opened fire... } (2x)
I live tomorrow, you I'll not follow }}
As you wallow in a sea of sorrow }} (out...)

[MAX]

Aiiight, I'll just have a cupla drinks by myself. :(

[MAX]

Oh, didn't see Taeo. :o

*slides down a Jack and Ginger*

Cheers my friend. :)

[Matt White]

I was busy at the jukebox...sup Millian?

How the Hell are ya?:D

[MAX]

I'm ok, I guess?

Happy to see you though. :)

[Matt White]

HA! Good to be seen!:D

Pub jumpin' last night!!!

Still feeling the effects!!!:p

[MAX]

Originally posted by Matt White
HA! Good to be seen!:D

You're Seen? lol :p

Seriously, you go giggin' last night bro?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by MAX
You're Seen? lol :p

Seriously, you go giggin' last night bro?

HAHA!!!

An 'Ol college Bro called me up...he was in town....

We went and kicked around the old haunts.....


:DLittle Pool, some Darts, lotsa Booze, Lotsa carousing........

Got in around 9:00am........................:cool:

[MAX]

Crazy shit there Taeo. I give you props for pulling an allnighter. Fuck, I don't think I could do it. Partying I mean. lol ;)

I love darts. My older brother and I used to hustle people at cricket. Yes, we used to be that good.

[Matt White]

Was cool to find a "Brush Board" last night.......Larve the metal tip darts...."Electronic Darts" are an abomination......

:cool:

A very good night.....OH HELL YEAH!!!

[MAX]

Bro, there was this sports bar we used to hang every Sunday night back in college. They had a stellar electronic board. Never seen one like it since. We used to have all of our own darts and everything.

Metal tips are cool too. In fact, I'd like to chuck them at a few certain individuals faces as I type this. :D

[Matt White]

Originally posted by MAX
Bro, there was this sports bar we used to hang every Sunday night back in college. They had a stellar electronic board. Never seen one like it since. We used to have all of our own darts and everything.

Metal tips are cool too. In fact, I'd like to chuck them at a few certain individuals faces as I type this. :D



I'm just so used to the metal ones....the plastic darts seem weird....

HAHA!!!

A young lady who was in on the fun last night hit the edge of the board with a dart...and it sailed back and stuck me in the shoulder!!!:D

Yeah...worked that to my advantage!!!:p

[MAX]

Yeah, the plastic tips break like crazy. But you can totally customize your darts. I still have two sets of three.

So, you got stabbed in the shoulder or what? Did she go all Florence Nightingale on you, hmmm? ;)

[Matt White]

:rockit2:


Like a wise man once said.......

SPACE-MOUNTAIN might be the oldest ride in the park...but it STILL has the LONGEST LINE!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

:p

[MAX]

Yup!!! :killer:

[Matt White]

AC/DC seems to be the call right about now!!!

BON!!!

:p


Out of my way i'm running high
Take your chance with me and i'll give it a try
Ain't no woman in the world i know
'cause i ain't looking for (an overflow?)
Oh baby i ain't got much
Resistance to your touch
Take off the high heels, let down your hair
Paradise ain't far from there

I wanna walk all over you
I wanna walk all over you
Do anything you want me to, baby
I wanna walk all over you

Reflections on the bedroom wall
And there you thought you'd see it all
We're rising, falling like the sea
You're looking so good under me

I'm gonna walk all over you
I'm gonna walk all over you
Do anything you want me to do to you
I'm gonna walk all over you

roaming, roaming, stayin' alive
So gimme the stage, i'm gonna steal the show
leave on the lace and turn off the light
Tonight is gonna be the night

I'm gonna walk all over you
I'm gonna walk all over you
Do anything you want me to
I'm gonna walk all over you

Ow.
I'm gonna walk all over you

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Shizzle me dizzle or something. lol

What would you like?

I could use a shot of mo' for this headache :(

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I could use a shot of mo' for this headache :(

You have a headache? :(

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
You have a headache? :(

yes and it hurts when I cough :(

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
yes and it hurts when I cough :(

I'm sorry. :(

How about I make you a hot toddy?

I'd do anything, you know?

[diamondsgirl]

that sounds good

this cough is getting old

it going on 3 weeks :(

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
it going on 3 weeks :(

At least...

You poor thing. :(

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by Matt White
Ahhh...I could use a drink about now...

Double Jack & Ginger....


Some tunes?

Maestro.............


Mind, of destructive taste
I choose...to stroll amongst the waste
That was your heart
Lost in the dark
Call off the chase
Walls of thought, strong and high
As my castle crumbles with time...
I think of you
Oh, yes I do
Such a crime
You opened fire...and your mark was true
You opened fire...aim my smilin' skull at you
You opened fire...
I live tomorrow, you I'll not follow
As you wallow in a sea of sorrow
Lines cut across my face
Why you laugh at my disgrace
I'll never know
How far to go
To reach that place
You opened fire...and your mark was true }
You opened fire...aim my smilin' skull at you }
You opened fire... } (2x)
I live tomorrow, you I'll not follow }}
As you wallow in a sea of sorrow }} (out...)



Alice n' Chains!!! Where's that headbanger smilie when you need one ...

Fuck yeah MW, good call:D

[Matt White]

AW HELL YEAH!!!

:rockit2:

[tjvhou812]

beeya ova heeya

[MAX]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
beeya ova heeya

You got it. :cool:

I'll take one myself to go along with my turkey sandwich. :)

Happy Turkey Day Roth Army!!!

[Matt White]

Sup 'Millian?

Make mine a double........


Hope everybody enjoyed the Turkeyday festivities!!!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

its not over....
<blink>LEFTOVERS!</blink>
Originally posted by Matt White
Sup 'Millian?

Make mine a double........


Hope everybody enjoyed the Turkeyday festivities!!!

[MAX]

Suup Taeo?

Hope you had a good one.

Jack and Ginger?

[Matt White]

Yup...GOOD TIMES Bro!!!

You?

Yeah...I'll take the J & G

[MAX]

*slides double Jack and Ginger over to Taeo*

Would you like a turkey sammich chaser? lol

[Matt White]

:ekk:

I couldn't eat another bite of turkey!!!:D


LOL

[Matt White]

Ah Yes...belly on up to the bar peeps......


Watchya drinkin'?!?

[NightProwler]

A bottle of ANYTHING...and a glazed doughnut...to go!!!!!!!

[Matt White]

Originally posted by NightProwler
A bottle of ANYTHING...and a glazed doughnut...to go!!!!!!!

Yup..........

Or a Labatt Blue?

Molson Golden?!?

or a Tanqueray & tonic?!?


The mind boggles.......................

[NightProwler]

Mai Tai...in the naked lady glass!

[Matt White]

Originally posted by NightProwler
Mai Tai...in the naked lady glass!

You rascal!

[MAX]

Nightcap time...

I'm going to pour myself a glass of Merlot.

Who else???

[Matt White]

I'll have a Jack & Ginger for the road.......


A little of the ol "Hair of the Dog":p

[MAX]

Holy Moly Taeo,

You do have a pair. lol

A Taeo Special it shall be. :cool:

Henceforth this drink shall now be known as "The Matt White":

http://www.hipp.se/bilder/american_sour.jpg

[Dan]

I have no problem Drinking on days ending with Y.:)

[MAX]

'ello Dan. :)

Although you're not my first choice for the dance floor, you'll have to do. lol

"Let this groove, get you to move,
it's alright, alright
let this groove, set in your shoes,
stand up, alright

Gonna tell you what you can do,
with my love, alright
Let you know girl you're looking good
you're out of sight and alright

Move yourself and glide like a 747
lose yourself in the sky among the clouds in the heavens

Let this groove, light up your fuse, alright
Let this groove, set in your shoes

stand up, alright
Let me tell you what you can do
with my love, alright

Gotta let you know girl you're looking good
you're out of sight, you're alright

Tell the DJ to play your favorite tune
then you know it's okay
What you found is happiness, now

Let this groove, get you to move, alright
Let this groove set in your shoes
stand up, alright

You will find peace of mind on the floor
Take a little time, come and see, you and me
make a little sign, I'll be there after a while
if you want my love

We can boogie on down, down, down, down
Let's groove tonight
share the spice of life
baby slice it right
we're gonna groove tonight"

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
'ello Dan. :)

Although you're not my first choice for the dance floor, you'll have to do. lol

"Let this groove, get you to move,
it's alright, alright
let this groove, set in your shoes,
stand up, alright

Gonna tell you what you can do,
with my love, alright
Let you know girl you're looking good
you're out of sight and alright

Move yourself and glide like a 747
lose yourself in the sky among the clouds in the heavens

Let this groove, light up your fuse, alright
Let this groove, set in your shoes

stand up, alright
Let me tell you what you can do
with my love, alright

Gotta let you know girl you're looking good
you're out of sight, you're alright

Tell the DJ to play your favorite tune
then you know it's okay
What you found is happiness, now

Let this groove, get you to move, alright
Let this groove set in your shoes
stand up, alright

You will find peace of mind on the floor
Take a little time, come and see, you and me
make a little sign, I'll be there after a while
if you want my love

We can boogie on down, down, down, down
Let's groove tonight
share the spice of life
baby slice it right
we're gonna groove tonight"


LOL,Shave my legs and put on a Dress,I can scrub up quite well.:)

[MAX]

Dan,

Let's not get too creepy. lol :p

However, I'm not ascayed of some makeup.

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Dan,

Let's not get too creepy. lol :p

However, I'm not ascayed of some makeup.

O.k,I will stop shaving then.:)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
O.k,I will stop shaving then.:)

Hahahahaha!!!!

[Dan]

Cheers Max.

[Matt White]

Sup gents?

The usual.......like that's a shock!!!:p

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Sup gents?

The usual.......like that's a shock!!!:p

What up Matt?

[MAX]

Cheers Dan. :)

Cheers Taeo. :)

Now...

Lose the dress but keep the shoes. :p

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Dan
What up Matt?

How goes it Dan?

Cheers!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
How goes it Dan?

Cheers!

Grate and Yourself?

[Matt White]

Rockin' Bro!

Can't complain...nobody'll listen!

HA!

[Matt White]

'MIllian...I didn't see the final...

HOw bad did the Colts beat the Steelers tonight?!?

[bfm]

sup nigga

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Rockin' Bro!

Can't complain...nobody'll listen!

HA!

I just tell my Cat all of my problems.lol

[MAX]

Originally posted by Matt White
'MIllian...I didn't see the final...

HOw bad did the Colts beat the Steelers tonight?!?

Well, it looks as if The Broncs are the only team that can stop them. It's scary though, cuntsidering that they've knocked us out the last two years.

Fuck The Colts.

[Matt White]

Yup....Colts vs. Broncos seems to be looming....

should be a good one

[Golden AWe]

I need coffee...going to a concert tonight, gotta stay up for long...

[MAX]

What concert AWe?

I forgot that you cannot drink anymore.

I'm glad that you seem to be doing well though.

Do the doctors say you're doing alright?

[Golden AWe]

Yeah, I've got the medication now. After the extra examinations nothing more serious was found, just the epilepsy...so everything should be cool with that now. I don't have a permission to drive a car for 10 more months, it sucks, but luckily I'm working as a site manager only three blocks away from my apartment so I don't need the car so much now...

I have decided to drink a bit more on a special occasion, if I feel like it, like on a new year's eve or something, and some beers every now and then, but I just don't have the urge to get totally wasted every weekend like I used to...and I've noticed it''s only a good thing!

[Golden AWe]

Oh the concert...a finnish band called CMX, very popular here...I did get the tickets to see Clapton next July too...haven't seen him before, hoping the Cream gig got some fresh blood into his playing again...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Oh the concert...a finnish band called CMX, very popular here...I did get the tickets to see Clapton next July too...haven't seen him before, hoping the Cream gig got some fresh blood into his playing again...

I need to see Clapton :cool:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I need to see Clapton :cool:

I'll dress up as Clapton for you...just got a short haircut too! Uhuuhuhuhu...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I'll dress up as Clapton for you...just got a short haircut too! Uhuuhuhuhu...

LOL....I'd buy it too...wtf do I know...

strap on a guitar an you all look the same to me :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Yeah, I've got the medication now. After the extra examinations nothing more serious was found, just the epilepsy...so everything should be cool with that now. I don't have a permission to drive a car for 10 more months, it sucks, but luckily I'm working as a site manager only three blocks away from my apartment so I don't need the car so much now...

I have decided to drink a bit more on a special occasion, if I feel like it, like on a new year's eve or something, and some beers every now and then, but I just don't have the urge to get totally wasted every weekend like I used to...and I've noticed it''s only a good thing!

I'm happy to hear that. Seriously, I know we all fuck around and shoot each other shit but at the end of the day I'm happy to know that you're gonna continue to AWe this site for many, many miles to come. :cool:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
LOL....I'd buy it too...wtf do I know...

strap on a guitar an you all look the same to me :D

"All you get is CREAM..."


Originally posted by MAX
I'm happy to hear that. Seriously, I know we all fuck around and shoot each other shit but at the end of the day I'm happy to know that you're gonna continue to AWe this site for many, many miles to come. :cool:

*sigh*

Kewl, thanks!

I think I gotta work a bit now...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
*sigh*

Kewl, thanks!

I think I gotta work a bit now...

Sounds good.

The condition doesn't mess with fuckin' does it? I mean from all the pics of the stellar wimmin' that you post pics with, looks to me as if you get more ass than a toilet seat. ;) :killer: :D

Just glad that you're takin' good care of yourself. Oh and again, cuntgrats on the mod gig. Loooooong overdue. :cool:

[Golden AWe]

Nope, the pictures tend to lie or at least exaggerate a bit...I probably had the best summer ever, at one point I was going out and sleeping with three separate girls...but this autumn has been a very silent one for most of the time...a couple of positive accidents have happened during the last few months but most of the time has been very frustrating...uhuhuhuhuhuh...I've been going out with a couple of very good-looking girls, two of them I know ended their long relationships and third one's working all the time...so I was immediately testing the ice a bit...but they only wanted someone to spend the night with for the bar/disco part, offering no bedroom adventures...so I got a haircut yesterday and this bullshit will stop...in other words, I'll rather spend more time alone and search for new ones than be a pussy "gay friend"...uhuhuhuhuh

[Golden AWe]

The thing about being friends with a girl is bullshit for the most of the time...it may sound arrogant or childish to say "I'm don't wanna have this friends thing with you, if this is all that's gonna happen then I'm not interested" to a grrrl, especially to a very attractive one...but the truth is being friends with a healthy, single girl and not having sex is a waste of time and "the resources of pleasure"...she'd forget you anyway if she started dating another guy, she wouldn't be going out to the discos and bars anyway so why not stop the bs before it happens...ahhahaha...

[diamondsgirl]

I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, every morning, just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea.
Just me and my good buddy Weiser.
That's all I ever need.

Cause I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, the other night I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
And his brothers Black and Red.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, my whole family done give up on me,
And it makes me feel so bad.
The only one who'll hang out with me
Is my dear old Granddad.

And we drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

[Golden AWe]

Yesterday night was GOOD.

There's a lot of nightlife up north, visiting my brother and my parents but had time to go out too!

[Dan]

Who's up for a Drink?

[Golden AWe]

I know I am!

[Coyote]

I wish I were... School at 8 am...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Coyote
I wish I were... School at 8 am...


maybe just one little one? :D

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/BTB/pdSGBTB0003.jpg

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Who's up for a Drink?

me...always...

you mixin'?

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
me...always...

you mixin'?

O.k,DG and GA,Beer,wine or Sprits?

[Coyote]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
maybe just one little one? :D

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/BTB/pdSGBTB0003.jpg

Ah, what the hell... Dan! Gimme a Screwdriver, please.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Dan
O.k,DG and GA,Beer,wine or Sprits?

One beer, thanks, before I hit the bed...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
O.k,DG and GA,Beer,wine or Sprits?

Yes. :D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Coyote
Ah, what the hell... Dan! Gimme a Screwdriver, please.

thats it! good coyote ;)

[Matt White]

I'll take a "Black-tooth Grin"

:D

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
I'll take a "Black-tooth Grin"

:D

In a Big glass and on the rocks?

[Dan]

Originally posted by Coyote
Ah, what the hell... Dan! Gimme a Screwdriver, please.

One Screwdriver coming up Coyote.:)

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Dan
In a Big glass and on the rocks?

Hell Yeah!

Sup Dan?

How you been?

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Hell Yeah!

Sup Dan?

How you been?

Matt,good to see you in here Tonight.

Grate and enjoying The Hot Summer.

How's life treating you?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Dan
Matt,good to see you in here Tonight.

Grate and enjoying The Hot Summer.

How's life treating you?

Doin' Grate Dan!!!

FREEZIN' my ass off....it's wintertime for us!!!

[diamondsgirl]

we need some tunes up in heeya...

how about some TSO:


(this vocalist sounds like Roth)

CHRISTMAS NIGHTS IN BLUE

JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN NEW YORK CITY
SNOW COMES DOWN LOOKS REAL PRETTY
DON’T KNOW HOW BUT SUDDENLY THERE YOU ARE
WITH JELLY ROLL MORTON PLAYIN’ FOR THE BAR

INSIDE HERE, LIGHTS ARE LOW
BUT EACH SONG HAS ITS OWN GLOW
AS HE FLOATS THEM THROUGH THAT SMOKEY AIR
YOU JUST CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S REALLY THERE

HOW OLD IS HE?
CANNOT SAY
BUT CLAIMS HE TAUGHT CAB CALLOWAY
AND ON THIS NIGHT I SOMEHOW BELIEVE HIM
KNOWS EVERY SONG THAT CHRISTMAS GOT
EVEN ONES MY BRAIN HAS DROPPED
JUST HIM AND THAT OLD FIR TREE
ALL LIT UP THIS NIGHT
ELECTRIC BLUE

JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN NEW YORK CITY
SNOW COMES DOWN LOOKS REAL PRETTY
CAN’T BELIEVE BUT SUDDENLY THERE YOU ARE
TALKING WITH STRANGERS SITTIN’ CROSS THE BAR
SUDDENLY, ALL ARE LAUGHIN’
THIS NIGHT’S SMART, ALWAYS CRAFTIN’
BUILDING BRIDGES NEARLY EVERYWHERE
HITS A WALL, IT JUST BUILDS A STAIRS

OUTSIDE THE COLORED LIGHTS THEY BLEED
FOR SNOW IS WHITE AND COLORS NEED
AS IT JUST COMES DOWN LIKE PURE SALVATION
IT OFFERS ALL ITS AMNESTY
AND MAKES YOUR NEIGHBOR DIFFERENT SEE
BY THE LIGHT OF THAT FIR TREE
AND THIS OLD BAR
ELECTRIFIED IN BLUE

I GOTTA DROP DEAD SIMPLE
CHILDHOOD VIEW OF SALVATION
PERHAPS THAT’S HOW IT WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
AND THE MORE I ADD UP ALL THIS INFORMATION
IT SEEMS IT ALL COMES DOWN IN THE END TO YOU AND ME

SO YOU LOOK AROUND TILL YOU FIND A PHONE
THEN YOU CALL YOUR MOM AND EVERYONE AT HOME
AND THE BAR LOOKS ON AND THEY START TO CHEER
WHEN YOU TALK TO FOLKS YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IN YEARS

AND THE SNOW COMES DOWN
AND THE CHILDREN PLAY
AND THEY PRAY TO GOD
IT NEVER GOES AWAY
AND A CHILDHOOD PRAYER
SHOULD NEVER BE DENIED
AS THE NIGHT ROLLS ON
TILL IT’S CAROLIZED

CAROLIZED
CAROLIZED
CAROLIZED
CAROLIZED

AND ON THIS TREE
THE LIGHTS ARE DONE
BUT THE COLORS HERE ARE DOWN ONE
I GUESS IT KIND OF FITS THE SITUATION
ORNAMENTS STILL SHINING BRIGHT
WATCH THEM GLITTER IN THE LIGHT
JUST THIS OLD FIR TREE AND ME
ALL LIT UP THIS NIGHT
ELECTRIC BLUE

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Doin' Grate Dan!!!

FREEZIN' my ass off....it's wintertime for us!!!

Are you much of a Vodka drinker?

Good to Warm you up.

I'm lucky,in Winter we get no Snow where I live.

Overcast days are a killer for us,very high humility.

Cheers.

[MAX]

'ello????????????????????????????

'tis there anybody out there?

Just knock if you can heeya me...

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
'ello????????????????????????????

'tis there anybody out there?

Just knock if you can heeya me...

What's up Max?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
What's up Max?

Not a lot pally.

Not havin' too good of an evening.

Let's have a drink, sound good?

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Not a lot pally.

Not havin' too good of an evening.

Let's have a drink, sound good?

Max,put some Van Halen on,take the phone off the hook and drink some Very cold beer.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Max,put some Van Halen on,take the phone off the hook and drink some Very cold beer.

Been listening to "Little Guitars" and stuff.

I'll still have a frothie with you. :cool:

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Been listening to "Little Guitars" and stuff.

I'll still have a frothie with you. :cool:

Maybe a pint or two.:)

[MAX]

Sounds good Dan. :)

[Matt White]

Sup Gents?

Just been rockin' the PANTERA

I'll take a Black Tooth Grin.....and an ashtray

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Sounds good Dan. :)

Drinks all round Max.

[Golden AWe]

Going out tonight...first, for a dinner with some mates...then maybe a beer or two, watching other people get pissed on pre-christmas parties...

and yeah, I've got tickets to see THE DARKNESS in May!!!

[MAX]

Beeyas please and I found this thread's theme song. lol http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/images/smilies/drunk.gif

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Grape wine in a Mason jar
Homemade and brought to school
By a friend of mine 'n' after class
Me and him and this other fool decide that we'll drink up what's left
Chug-a-lug, so we helped ourself
First time for everything
Mm, my ears still ring

CHORUS

4-H and FFA on a field trip to the farm
Me 'n' a friend sneak off behind
This big old barn where we uncovered a covered-up moonshine still
And we thought we'd drink our fill
And I swallered it with a smile
*Bllll-bbbb*, I run ten mile

CHORUS

Jukebox 'n' sawdust floor
Sumpin' like I ain't never seen
And I'm just going on fifteen
But with the help of my finaglin' uncle I get snuck in
For my first taste of sin.
I said "Lemme have a big old sip"
*Bllll-bbbb*, I done a double back flip

CHORUS

TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE: *Bllll-bbbb* is impossible to spell.
It's a ululation of the lips and
tongue similar to a "raspberry."

[Dan]

Grate song Max.:)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Grate song Max.:)

My friend played that when we were sharing a cupla drinks last night. :cool:

I KNEW it should be The "Official" Roth Army Bar song. :)

Now, let's go piss off the balcony. :p

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
My friend played that when we were sharing a cupla drinks last night. :cool:

I KNEW it should be The "Official" Roth Army Bar song. :)

Now, let's go piss off the balcony. :p

You are never to old to piss off the balcony.:)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
You are never to old to piss off the balcony.:)

Or throw and drop shit on unsuspecting victims... ;)

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Or throw and drop shit on unsuspecting victims... ;)

Or Shitting in a Vending-machine.:)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Or Shitting in a Vending-machine.:)

Or shitting on an all you can eat salad bar. :p

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Or shitting on an all you can eat salad bar. :p

LMMFAO.

[Matt White]

Or throw a Party-Ball(remember those plastic keg-like things?) full of hot soapy water down upon some happless victims........


SHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!!:mad:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Matt White
Or throw a Party-Ball(remember those plastic keg-like things?) full of hot soapy water down upon some happless victims........


SHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!!:mad:

I remember "party balls!!!" lmao

They were so fuckin' dumb cos you had to purchase a fifteen dollar pump to go along with them and they always ended up getting lost or broken, etc. What made it worse is that party balls were illegal in Utah, so we had to bail across the border to either Wyoming or Nevada to buy 'em and that included the pumps. :mad:

So, losing a pump or breaking it was an hour and a half drive.

Ok, speaking of dropping things. It was fun to fill water balloons with carbonated water and corn starch. Then we'd shake them before pitchin' them onto victims. The carbonation would inflate them like Pam Anderson. lol Then and due to the corn starch, when they'd hit....

BOOM!!!

The chemicals would create a miniature mushroom cloud all over said victims. :o

Very messy. :D

In my youth, my co-horts and I took being fuckers to a lot of unsavory levels. :devil:

[Matt White]

HAHA!!!

fluorescent lights...the 4-foot tubes...about 25 of them....out a 4th floor window.....on campus...at 11:00pm........

The police were not thrilled......


They should have seen the bowling ball....talk about "bounce"...:D

[MAX]

CLASSIC!!!

Ok, only three stories heeya and a patio...

We took a plastic tonic bottle and figured if we shook it up and threw it hard enough that it would just explode? WRONG!!! The fuckin' thing bounced around like a pinball machine until it flew through and shattered a window.

Never got caught for that one though. ;) :o

[Matt White]

HAHA!!! Ours were College pranks....and we never got caught.....

Picked the lock to get on the roof our 11 story dorm...T-papered the building....authorities were not amused!!!:D

AHHHHhhhhhh...the "College Life"!!!:D

[MAX]

Yup, college days fo sho. :D

Still, my best friend and I have STILL been known to get loaded from time to time, drive around whilst shooting roman candles out of a moving truck at houses at 4:00 a.m. :o

Boys will always be boys.

I have a feeling that someone's going to rough up my shins after reading all of this. :eek: ;)

[Matt White]

HAHAHA!!!

Yup...know the feeling....Have a Bro I used to go out and run over mailboxes with!!!:D

'Course...he had a 77 LTD...LAND-CRUISER....4 doors of STEEL....

used to get up to all sorts of MAYHEM!!!:rockit2:

[canadiandlrgirl]

Hi guys...Thaught i would stop in and say hi:)

[Matt White]

Sup CG!!!;)

Good to see you....

Some tunes?

Allow me......


No Quarter
----------
Close the door, put out the light
Y'know they won't be home tonight, oh-whoa-whoa-oh
The snow falls hard, and don't y'know
the winds of Thor are blowin' cold
They're wearin' steel that's bright and true, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
They carry news that must get through
They choose the path where no one goes

They hold no quarter, they, they hold no quarter
Uhh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uhh-huh

Walkin' side-by-side with death
The Devil mocks their every step, ooh, ooh-ooh
The snow drives back the foot that's slow
The dogs of doom howl and moan, oh, oh-oh
They carry news that must get through
to build a dream for me and you, aw-whoa-whoa
They choose the path where no one goes, oh-oh, ooh-ooh

They hold no quarter, they ask no quarter
They hold no quarter, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, they ask no quarter
Ahh, ahh, ah-ah-ah-ha, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Oh, the pain, the pain without quarter, oh, ho, oh, oh, oh
They ask no quarter/Ah, yeah, without quarter, quarter, quarter
They need no quarter/Won't they give me no
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ha-ah-ah ha-ah, ha-ha/
Dogs of doom are howlin' more, give me quarter
I hear the dogs of doom a-howlin' moan

[MAX]

CG's in heeya? :cool:

Long time and no speak.

Let's have a round shall we all?

Taeo's buyin'. lol :)

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
Sup CG!!!;)

Good to see you....

Some tunes?

Allow me......


No Quarter
----------
Close the door, put out the light
Y'know they won't be home tonight, oh-whoa-whoa-oh
The snow falls hard, and don't y'know
the winds of Thor are blowin' cold
They're wearin' steel that's bright and true, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
They carry news that must get through
They choose the path where no one goes

They hold no quarter, they, they hold no quarter
Uhh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uhh-huh

Walkin' side-by-side with death
The Devil mocks their every step, ooh, ooh-ooh
The snow drives back the foot that's slow
The dogs of doom howl and moan, oh, oh-oh
They carry news that must get through
to build a dream for me and you, aw-whoa-whoa
They choose the path where no one goes, oh-oh, ooh-ooh

They hold no quarter, they ask no quarter
They hold no quarter, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, they ask no quarter
Ahh, ahh, ah-ah-ah-ha, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Oh, the pain, the pain without quarter, oh, ho, oh, oh, oh
They ask no quarter/Ah, yeah, without quarter, quarter, quarter
They need no quarter/Won't they give me no
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ha-ah-ah ha-ah, ha-ha/
Dogs of doom are howlin' more, give me quarter
I hear the dogs of doom a-howlin' moan

Hi baby!
It's good to see you too;)

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
CG's in heeya? :cool:

Long time and no speak.

Let's have a round shall we all?

Taeo's buyin'. lol :)

Hey Max...
It's been awhile...how are ya?:)

[Matt White]

Good to be seen Babe!!!

Yup...this round is on me...then ya'all have to do a JAGER-BOMB!!!:D

[MAX]

I'm doing very well CG (except my shins are throbbing for some reason) and thanks for asking. :cool: How about yourself?

Taeo, I'll have a beeya with you two but I'll have to pass on the hard alcohol. It's almost been a year since I touched the stuff. :)

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
Good to be seen Babe!!!

Yup...this round is on me...then ya'all have to do a JAGER-BOMB!!!:D

LOL...in that case i'll have a paralyzer:D

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm doing very well CG (except my shins are throbbing for some reason) and thanks for asking. :cool: How about yourself?

Taeo, I'll have a beeya with you two but I'll have to pass on the hard alcohol. It's almost been a year since I touched the stuff. :)
I'm ok...
My allergies are just bothering me rite now:rolleyes:

[MAX]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
I'm ok...
My allergies are just bothering me rite now:rolleyes:

Sorry to hear that cos allergies suck. I just had a spat with them in the fall with all of the leaves and shit. You have my sympathies. :(

Anyway, take care and good to see you.

[Dan]

Summer is here and the Beer is going down so well.:)

What up Max?

[MAX]

'ello Dan. :)

Winter is heeya nd it's colder than... I dunno?

Kiwi Frothie?

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
'ello Dan. :)

Winter is heeya nd it's colder than... I dunno?

Kiwi Frothie?

Tui thanks Max.

Have you been out Skiing yet?

[MAX]

Been up twice so far Dan. :cool:

Still, not the best snow yet though.

What are you up to? No good I hope. lol

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Been up twice so far Dan. :cool:

Still, not the best snow yet though.

What are you up to? No good I hope. lol

Working like a Dog and drinking like a Fish.lol

What are you drinking?

[Matt White]

"Evenin' Gents!

Set me up with the usual stuff......

[Dan]

What up Matt?

Drinks all-round.

[Matt White]

TANX DAN!


How goes it?