The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I think we need to get each of these guys a green Tyrolean hat

you read my f'n mind!

Whenever I go to the local Oktoberfest, the Schuplatter dances are all in garb and there's this one guy that is soooooooo hot -- hat 'n all.

[MAX]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
And was DG gettin' after me for messin' wit cha?

BETTER NOT BE!

:D

Eh? lmao

No, no sense any of us fightin' in heeya. 'Tis nothin' but love and a stellar cast of elite folks, IMO. :cool:

[Ally_Kat]

now, now, AL and Max. There are two girls and we can all take turns.

:p

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
you read my f'n mind!

Whenever I go to the local Oktoberfest, the Schuplatter dances are all in garb and there's this one guy that is soooooooo hot -- hat 'n all.

nice!

{insert dirty bratwurst joke}

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Eh? lmao

No, no sense any of us fightin' in heeya. 'Tis nothin' but love and a stellar cast of elite folks, IMO. :cool:

this is where Max makes his move on Al

lol!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
nice!

{insert dirty bratwurst joke}

or dirty bratwurst picture

http://www.rennsteigmuseum.de/images/bratwurst.jpg

oh, it looks dirty AND YOU KNOW IT!

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
now, now, AL and Max. There are two girls and we can all take turns.

:p

Ah ha ... a fine idea!

It's nice to share ... when someone shares with me, I feel glad!

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
this is where Max makes his move on Al

lol!

What? Where the fine lad (Al) gets a boot in his arse? lmao

No and NEVER!!! lol

Al, can I get you a sausage? :p

[ALinChainz]

lmao ... I'll take that beer now ...

Ally posting that pic ...

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
lmao ... I'll take that beer now ...

Ally posting that pic ...

would you rather this one --

http://www.grillsportverein.com/blog/images/bratwurst.jpg

[MAX]

Ok,

Beeya for Al... What kind?

Beeya for Ally...

Baileys, Vanilla Absolut, Shot of Godiva Chocolate Liqueur and Hersheys Chocolate milk on da rox (wid two straws) for Ms. DG and Maximus... ;)

[Ally_Kat]

looking at it more closely now, the dirty bratwurst pic --

http://www.rennsteigmuseum.de/images/bratwurst.jpg

-- looks like pacman munching a wurst! I love that bun.

[ALinChainz]

Um no ... I'd rather NOT ...

Ally = naughty

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
looking at it more closely now, the dirty bratwurst pic --

http://www.rennsteigmuseum.de/images/bratwurst.jpg

-- looks like pacman munching a wurst! I love that bun.

Got to like how the napkin of paper plate accomodates the brat ... not the bun ...

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Um no ... I'd rather NOT ...

Ally = naughty

I do not, but this = obscene

http://news-themen.de/bilder/g122.jpg

Thank goodness October is 8 months away.

[diamondsgirl]

goodnight everyone


man I wanna bite of the brat! :D

[Ally_Kat]

Man, if you go far enough into google image search, you can find some weird stuff

http://www.outback-magazin.de/images/wurst.JPG

[Ally_Kat]

:(

http://www.uni-styrum.de/assets/images/wurstop17.JPG

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I do not, but this = obscene

http://news-themen.de/bilder/g122.jpg

Thank goodness October is 8 months away.

That is just wrong!

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
goodnight everyone


man I wanna bite of the brat! :D

Night DG ...

[MAX]

Nighty DG.

Hope you have a wanderful sleep Angel Face. ;)

[Cherry Lawn.]

you fucking assholes! You did this on purpose! You keep asking me to stay away but then the mods and gaydeeator of this shit hole wake me out of a sound sleep to the smell of charbroiling pork fat! You did in on purpose becuz you KNOW I need to eat it and defend myself while chewing. If that loser dg isn't going to eat her's because she's such and ungrateful witch then I will eat hers bratsworst too damnit!~

If you cook these again I'm going to call my lawyer and soo everybody. What a shame this army has become. It used to be about......Oh fuck it! Al, you fucker can I have your bratwurst?

I dont care what you think and Im taking it anyway because its mine and I deserve every morsal!

~Smooches~

[MeDumbAssOU812]

pay no attentiun to them cherry. they dont matter we have are own place now over at arnolds. we can get a booth and ill get u all of the brots you want if you know what i mean lol. you can weer ur xxxl double wide poodle skirt and ill put on my best pair of dockers and well get dozens of cosmos and meister braus. i have a new religiun and its called seven day fabtism™. i worship at ur stubbly little feet my luv and i will follow you around the net lapping up your gunt wake.

guwpo and carmain can cum 2. but i secretly yurn to get u alone and away from that doggy treat salesmen.

~luv, your little fabtist™~

[jslav06]

Hey you guys got Yoohoo?

[Ally_Kat]

we got everything!

[jslav06]

Then a Yoohoo on the rocks... with a little Tia Maria perhaps?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by jslav06
Then a Yoohoo on the rocks... with a little Tia Maria perhaps?

sounds yummay!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
we got everything!

Even a toll-free number? Or beer, at least?

[Coyote]

Someone to talk to?

Or am I making ANY fuckin' sense here?

[MeDumbAssOU812]

do u have sum old time moonshine distiled in an old model t radiotor?

[Dan]

Originally posted by MeDumbAssOU812
Can someone talk to me?

No,go and get a Big Hairy Dog up you.

[Dan]

O.K Boys,got a new Beer in my hand and it goes down like The Sweet thing it's.Called "Pure Blonde" it's full strength at 4.6% with even low carbohydrate how about that?.Double Hopped,Oh my God,what else can this Beer offer,o.k it's from Australia but that's o.k.

Cheers:bottle:

[Matt White]

CHEERS Dan!!!

Ol' JD never lets me down............

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
CHEERS Dan!!!

Ol' JD never lets me down............

Cheers Matt.

[BITEYOASS]

wazzup

[mako_kimura]

184 proof Scottish whisky on me!

[Dan]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
wazzup

What are you Drinking BYA?

[Ally_Kat]

woo hoo. drink time!

[tjvhou812]

Beeya ova heeya

[Dan]

Cheers Matt.:bottle:

[Matt White]

Cheers to you Bro!


:D

[Howlin' Wolf]

Whooooo hoooo
A hoooo hoo hoooooo

Smokestack lightnin'
Shinin' just like gold
Oh don't ya hear me howlin'

[tjvhou812]

Yo we need some LA Guns....Rip and Tear

[Dan]

Who's Drinking Tonight?

[Matt White]

I'll have one before hittin' the sack!!!

CHEERS Dan!!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
I'll have one before hittin' the sack!!!

CHEERS Dan!!!

Hitting the sack,I just started.:)

Cheers Matt.:bottle:

[Matt White]

Peace Out Bro!!!

[tjvhou812]

beeya ova heeya

[Ally_Kat]

I'm with you, tj. What kind we drinkin'?

[Nickdfresh]

I'll buy you a GENNY CREAM ALE.:)

http://www.mylifeisbeer.com/beer/bottles/autopics/191.jpg

(Local, Buffalo joke.)

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I'm with you, tj. What kind we drinkin'?


Bud sounds good

[Ally_Kat]

sounds good to me, too.

what's going on?

[jslav06]

I could go for some...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/foodeat3.jpg

[SweetSecrets]

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[tjvhou812]

give me a bottle of anything

[Matt White]

Give me a bouncy "C".......

[Dan]

Bar Hopping Tonight.:bottle:

[Matt White]

Oh yeah Dan!!!
Just tippin a few...

CHEERS!!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Oh yeah Dan!!!
Just tippin a few...

CHEERS!!!

On The Heaven Hill Tonight.

Cheers.

[Matt White]

:rockit2:

[Ally_Kat]

I just finisheda paper that's due for tomorrow. And then I start it all again when I come home from class tomorrow. Aren't I just the best student ever?

Time to get smashed!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
... Time to get smashed!

You and I!
I had a shitty monday and need to cool down...

"Smirnoff Ice" coming at me!!!

[mako_kimura]

I'll take a spiked Shirley Temple mixed with some Rockstar. And a jelly doughnut

[tjvhou812]

more beeya

[tjvhou812]

more beeya

[MAX]

I'll take a beeya ova heeya.

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
I'll take a beeya ova heeya.

One Easter special Beer for Max coming right up.:D

[Matt White]

Just the usual DAN...

A Jack & Ginger...

DAMN!

When's the last time I said that?!?:confused:

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Just the usual DAN...

A Jack & Ginger...

DAMN!

When's the last time I said that?!?:confused:

Cheers Matt.

[Ally_Kat]

Spring Break!

Oh, I wish. The only break I get is not having to travel to school. They piled on the papers AND they only let me register for one class over the summer. I need another two this summer so I can graduate in Dec.

Stupid school.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by MAX
I'll take a beeya ova heeya.


whats up bro

[diamondsgirl]

got anything thats 200 proof ?

[Matt White]

:confused:

I'll have to check.......................

[diamondsgirl]

and I'll throw on some Hook... :cool:

Boom boom boom boom
I'm gonna shoot you right down,
right offa your feet
Take you home with me,
put you in my house
Boom boom boom boom
A-haw haw haw haw
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm

I love to see you strut,
up and down the floor
When you talking to me,
that baby talk
I like it like that
Whoa, yeah!
Talk that talk, walk that walk

When she walk that walk,
and talk that talk,
and whisper in my ear,
tell me that you love me
I love that talk
When you talk like that,
you knocks me out,
right off of my feet
Hoo hoo hoo
Talk that talk, and walk that walk
Oh, yeah!

[MAX]

Now THIS 'tis the crowd I like a seein'. :D

Beeya ova heeya and let's put on somethin' with a kick so I can shake my slutty ass. lol

[diamondsgirl]

Max, you deeliteful little slut! :D

[MAX]

Hey Dee G,

What to drink baybeeeeee? ;)

*singin' to myself "SEXY MUTHUFUKKA START SHEKKIN' THAT ASS!!!"*

Wanna go back to my place and paint my nails? :)

[diamondsgirl]

I'm going to have to pass, tonight. :(

Maybe we can have "girls night" another time:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I'm going to have to pass, tonight. :(

Maybe we can have "girls night" another time:D

Fine and see how you are? :rolleyes:

I guess I'll go play "Dancerina" all by myself? Not like I don't love the mirror anyway. ;) :p

[diamondsgirl]

good night swee' pea.:)

[MAX]

G'Nite Angelface. :)

[Matt White]

Yup...I needs sum music too.....

Little Jimi.....


HERE COMES, DOLLY DAGGER
HER LOVE SO HEAVY GONNA MAKE YOU STAGGER
DOLLY DAGGER
SHE DRINKS THE BLOOD FROM A JAGGED EDGE
AH, DRINK UP BABY

BEEN RIDIN' BROOMSICKS SINCE SHE WAS FIFTEEN
BLOW OUT ALL THE OTHER WITCHES ON THE SCENE
SHE GOT A BULL WHIP JUST AS LONG AS YOUR LIFE
HER TONG CAN EVEN SCRATCH THE SOUL OUT OF THE DEVIL'S WIFE

WELL, I SEEN HER IN ACTION AT THE PLAYERS CHOICE
TURN ALL THE LOVE MEN INTO DONUT BOYS
HEY RED HOT MOMMA, YOU'D BETTER STEP ASIDE
THIS CHICK'S GONNA TURN YOU TO A BLOCK OF ICE
LOOK OUT

HERE COMES, DOLLY DAGGER
HER LOVE SO HEAVY GONNA MAKE YOU STAGGER BABY
DOLLY DAGGER
SHE DRINKS THE BLOOD FROM A JAGGED EDGE
RIGHT ON
DRINK UP BABY
HEY!

YEAH, LOOK AT OLD BURNT OUT SUPERMAN
TRYIN' TO SHOOT HIS DUST ON THE SUN
CAPTAIN COMIC IS THE MAN ON THE RUN
ON THE WORDS OF LOVE
DO THEY EVER TOUCH DOLLY BROWN
BETTER GET IN SOME HIGHWAY AND CLEAR OUTTA TOWN

HERE COMES DOLLY DAGGER
HER LOVE'S SO HEAVY, GONNA MAKE YOU STAGGER
DOLLY DAGGER
SHE AIN'T SATISFIED 'TIL SHE GET WHAT SHE'S AFTER
SHE DRINKS THE BLOOD FROM THE JAGGED EDGE
LOOK OUT BABY HERE COMES YOUR MASTER
ALRIGHT
WATCH OUT THERE BABY
GONNA GIVE A LITTLE BIT OF THAT

DOLLY HEAVY MAMA
GET IT ON GET IT ON GET IT ON

[Dan]

Wet Wednesday,Bring On The Girls.:D

[diamondsgirl]

there's a teeya in my beeya :(

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
there's a teeya in my beeya :(

Please don't do that. :(

There's a puddle of teeyas in mine. :(

[Matt White]

WELLA WELLA WELLA....

Lemme see what I can do to lighten the mood up in here.............

All together now...

"One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits show

Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone

Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la

Four banana, three banana, two bananas, one
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun,
Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork,
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and, Snork

Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone

Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la

(background singer - La-----aaah!)

Two Banana, four banana, one banana, three
Swinging like a bunch of monkeys hanging from a tree
Hey there everybody won't you come along and see
How much like Banana Splits everyone can be

Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone

Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la"

http://www.wingnuttoons.com/ban45Tra.jpg

[Dan]

Sunday morning Blues,well we have FREE Drinks on The House.:D

[diamondsgirl]

I just had the best margarita I ever had. And MY SON made it for me.

OMG, I am so friggin old.

My kid is (almost) old enough to drink (legally)

and he makes a damn good margarita!

Bottoms Up, Roth fans!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3f/Margarita.jpg/250px-Margarita.jpg

[tjvhou812]

burga and a beeya

[Dan]

Anyone for Flat Beer?:D

Good to be back.

Cheers:bottle:

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Dan
Anyone for Flat Beer?:D

Good to be back.

Cheers:bottle:

sure why not

[Ally_Kat]

fill my stine

[MAX]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
whats up bro

'ello Teej. :)

Beeya me please? :D

[Dan]

Beer for everyone.:bottle:

[tjvhou812]

beeya is like...fuckin great man

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
beeya is like...fuckin great man

I'll drink to dat

:cool:

[diamondsgirl]

How bout a little Dr.Hook

She's the queen of the Silver Dollar, and she rules this smokey kingdom
And her sceptre is a wine glass and a bar-stool is her throne
And the jesters, they flock around her, and they fight to win her favours
And see which one will take the queen of the Silver Dollar home

She arrives in all her splendour every night at nine o'clock
And her chariot is a cross-town bus that stops right down the block
The ol' piano minstrel plays a song as she walks in
And the queen of the Silver Dollar, she's home again

She's the queen of the Silver Dollar, and she rules this smokey kingdom
And her sceptre is a wine glass and a bar-stool is her throne
And the jesters flock around her, and fight to win her favours
And see which one will take the queen of the Silver Dollar home

Her royal gown is a satin dress, that's stained and slightly torn
And her sparkling jewels are rhinestones, and her shoes are scuffed and worn
From the many roads she's travelled and the wonderous sights she's seen
And I watch her and I pray God save the queen

She's the queen of the Silver Dollar, and she rules this smokey kingdom
And her sceptre is a wine glass and a bar-stool is her throne
And the jesters flock around her, and fight to win her favours
And see which one will take the queen of the Silver Dollar home

The queen of the Silver Dollar is not as haughty as she seems
She was once an ordinary girl with ordinary dreams
But I found her and I won her, and I brought her to this world
Yes I'm the man who made a queen of a simple country girl

She's the queen of the Silver Dollar, and she rules this smokey kingdom
And her sceptre is a wine glass and a bar-stool is her throne
And the jesters flock around her, and fight to win her favours
And see which one will take the queen of the Silver Dollar home

:cool:

[scottydabodi]

FYI: Read the title under my avatar.

[diamondsgirl]

:D

DG rules this smokey kingdom

LOL

how are you Mr. Da Bodi?

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
how are you Mr. Da Bodi?

Better...



Better now that I'm here with you, dollface!;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
DG rules this smokey kingdom

Yes Dee Ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr......... Indeed you do rule. ;)

[Dan]

Hello Max,what are you drinking?

[tjvhou812]

beeya

[Ally_Kat]

*sits on bar stool and twirls*

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Coyote]

BEER!!!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
*sits on bar stool and twirls*

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

put a little beer on that and see what happens :D

[Coyote]

Why just a "little" beer? :D

[Coyote]

Getcha pull!!

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[tjvhou812]

burga and beeya

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Coyote
Why just a "little" beer? :D

true

suck down a six pack and then spin 'til you puke

:D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
burga and beeya

sounds perfect right about now

[Coyote]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
true

suck down a six pack and then spin 'til you puke

:D

make it a twelve... :cool:

[Dan]

Birthday Beers for TJ,Have a Great one or two.:bottle:

[MAX]

'tis it Teej's Birthday?!?!?!?

Well fuckin' A!!!

As the man said, let's fire up the BBQ and ice the coolers.

Nothin' but burgas and beeyas all around!!!

Heeya you go and Happy Birthday Teej. :)

http://www.georgemichaelforums.com/images/smilies/happybirthday8.gif

Beeyas and burgaas... http://www.georgemichaelforums.com/images/smilies/bier.gif

http://hangoverguide.com/over/pics/cheeseburger.jpg

http://images.iwoot.com/medium/FROVAR_med.jpg

http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/images/entertaining/parties/backyardbbq/burger.jpg

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00171/burger_171335a.jpg

http://www.dataste.com/blog/wordpress/wp-images/smilies/beer5.jpg

[tjvhou812]

thx max...that burga looks stella

[MAX]

Which one Teej? ;)

Happy Birthday bruthaaa...

Now, let's get you a wicked burga and a beeya to wash it down, STAT.:)

[tjvhou812]

Sounds like a plan

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
put a little beer on that and see what happens :D

experiments college style.

How come this was never on Mr Wizard?

[Dan]

Thursday Nights in The Roth Army Bars is Drink The Bar Dry.

:bottle:

[diamondsgirl]

time flies when you drink in excess

blackouts are my friend

:D

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
time flies when you drink in excess

blackouts are my friend

:D

Hi D.G.:)

So are bushes and driveways.:)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Hi D.G.:)

So are bushes and driveways.:)

and bathroom floors :D

[Matt White]

All the veterans...hittin' the pub early on a friday afternoon......

Sup DG?:)

[diamondsgirl]

oh yeah...tried Red Stripe beer for the first time...sounds patriotic, huh?

but its from Jamaica, mon. :cool:

good beeya, good call by Maximus. :)

[diamondsgirl]

Matty we need some blues up in this muh fuh :cool:

[Matt White]

Your wish babe......


Got a sweet woman, she give me what I need
She lives down the alley and she's built for speed
So take me down in the alley
So take me down in the alley
So take me down in the alley if you wanna satisfy me

Don't want no liquor, thirty cents a shot
That stuff down the alley really hits the spot
So take me down in the alley
So take me down in the alley
So take me down in the alley if you wanna satisfy me

Take me down in the alley boy, if you wanna satisfy me
(piano solo by Black Bob)

If you wanna somethin', smell like fish
Down in the alley you can find that dish
So take me down in the alley
So take me down in the alley
So take me down in the alley if you wanna satisfy me

I'm a tough man, I don't want nothin' nice
Goin' down the alley where the wimmen shootin' dice
So take me down in the alley
So take me down in the alley
So take me down in the alley if you wanna satisfy me

Take me down in the alley boy, where the wimmen shootin' dice
If you wanna satisfy me

Don't give me no woman, from uptown
The wimmen down the alley really breaks 'em down
So take me down in the alley
So take me down in the alley
So take me down in the alley if you wanna satisfy me

Gonna sing this verse, ain't gonna sing no more
If you wanna find me you know where to go
Just go down in the alley
Just go down in the alley
Just go down in the alley, baby if you wanna find me

[diamondsgirl]

Big Bad Bill Broonzy Blues :cool:

I got up this mornin', feelin' sad and blue
I lost my baby now tell me, what I'm goin' to do
You know I'm so lonesome,
way these blues keep doggin' me
Yeah baby but that's all right,
I will be up someday

When my baby left me, she left me broken down
She said "Goodbye Big Bill, I will see you in another town"
Now you know I'm lonesome,
way these blues keep doggin' me
I says that's all right,
Big Bill will be up someday

Now I've got to walk by myself, and sleep by myself,
on account the one I'm lovin',
she keep on lovin' someone else
You know I'm lonesome,
way these blues keep doggin' me
Yeah, but that's all right,
baby I will be up someday

If I'd had listened at what my mother said,
and did what she said,
I'd been home now, sleepin' in a great big bed
'Cause I'm lonesome,
way these blues keep doggin' me
Yeah but that's all right,
baby I will be up someday

The men was put on earth to rule, but women are ruling too
Sometimes I wonder what a poor man gonna do
'Cause I'm lonesome,
way these blues keep doggin' me
Yeah but that's all right,
way these blues is doggin' me

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
good call by Maximus.

Wish I could make those more often. :(

[Matt White]

MAX is always rockin' the sure shot!!!:rockit2:

[Dan]

Sunday Fun Day at The Roth Army Bar.:bottle:

[Dan]

Open Bar for Cat and everyone who comes to This Bar.:D

:bottle:

[MAX]

'ello Dan. :)

Count me in for a nightcap. However, I'll have a beeya and no Kiwi martinis please. :p

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
'ello Dan. :)

Count me in for a nightcap. However, I'll have a beeya and no Kiwi martinis please. :p

Hi Max,First you have to Dance with me Kiwi Style.:D

Beer for Max and Scotch Whisky for me.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Hi Max,First you have to Dance with me Kiwi Style.:D

Beer for Max and Scotch Whisky for me.

I'm almost afraid to ask what "Kiwi Style" is... I said ALMOST... ;)

Yup, give me a Red Stripe beeya and I'm a happy guy. What kind of Scotch do you prefer? Single Malt or what?

[Dan]

Any Scotch over 40% is Good."Clan Ben" is my favourite.Sweet and goes down well.

What about yourself Max?

[MAX]

I rarely partake in the consumption of hard liquor anymore. Let's just say I danced with a whiskey bottle too many times in my life and it wasn't a good road for me.

I tend to stick with beeyas in the summertime and red wine in the cooler months.

However and now that I've gotten older, I really do quite like a nice shot of chilled tequila now and then. Patron Silver 'tis soooo smooooth.

I also will admit to having a cupla sissy-pants after work cocktails last week with some clients. We went to a very upscale baaaaa and they had a featured summer "Martini" list.

Well, I didn't wanna get crocked as I would with beeyas on such a hot day and after a very stressful day at work, so I opted to nurse a cupla of the NancyBoy Martini's.

They were actually pretty good. One was a Watermelon martini made with fresh watermelon puree and the other was a Key Lime Martini, complete with a graham cracker crusted, rimmed martini glass. The reason I partook in the latter was cos we also ate some Hors D'oeuvres. They ordered oysters on the half shell, which to me 'tis like consuming a chilled runny rose and paying for it. Seriously, oysters are like giant snot boogies if you ask me? :uck: I opted for a small slice of Key Lime Pie. Hence, the faggy martini to go along with it. I should've been more of a man, shown some balls and ordered a glass of milk but I pussed out. lmao. They were tasty but not something I'd order on a daily basis or even infront of my friends for that matter. lol. :o

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
I rarely partake in the consumption of hard liquor anymore. Let's just say I danced with a whiskey bottle too many times in my life and it wasn't a good road for me.

I tend to stick with beeyas in the summertime and red wine in the cooler months.

However and now that I've gotten older, I really do quite like a nice shot of chilled tequila now and then. Patron Silver 'tis soooo smooooth.

I also will admit to having a cupla sissy-pants aefter work cocktails last week with some clients. We went to a very upscale baaaaa and they had a featured summer "Martini" list.

Well, I didn't wanna get crocked as I would with beeyas on such a hot day and after a very stressful day at work, so I opted to nurse a cupla of the NancyBoy Martini's.

They were actually pretty good. One was a Watermelon martini made with fresh watermelon puree and the other was a Key Lime Martini, complete with a graham cracker crusted, rimmed martini glass. They were tasty but not something I'd order on a daily basis or even infront of my friends for that matter. lol. :o

Sounds like you had a great time,good on you.:)

I like to let my hair down and.......o.k have a couple of drinks after work.

I don't drink alot of Beer in Winter cos it's too cold.lol

Cheers.:bottle:

[MAX]

No bro, it wasn't a great time. I just helped to prolong an existing account of ours that took a cupla days to complete. Very late in the afternoon, a few came by to sign papers with my bosses, they all asked me to go and I had to oblige and go along with the old coots. At least they paid for it but I was pissed cos I missed a very important phone call and time at the pool to do my laps.

Yeah, as much as I love beeya, it just doesn't hit the spot as nicely when it's fuckin' freezing out. A nice merlot tends to do that.

Tell me your drinks of choice?

[Dan]

Anything free.I'm easy,I drink most drinks apart from Wine.I just can't stand the taste,Red or white.

Rum and Coke is nice at Home with friends,but not out on The Town.Heaven Hill or Jim beam i could drink until the cows come Home.
Don't get much of a hangover with those two.

Beer is like drinking water for me,Aussie Beer and Kiwi Beer are the best Beers around.I try and taste different beers around the World and nothing beats Kiwi and Aussie beers.lol

Max,if you get a chance try a few different ones From N.Z and Aust.

Do you get many Overseas Beers in S.L.C.?

[MAX]

No Dan, we don't get any Kiwi beeyas as far as I know? However and as a self-proclaimed and semi-wine "connoisseur" (yes, I'll admit. when I was younger I was both curious and pompous enough to really learn about wines and took several classes) I can highly reccomend one New Zealand white which happens to be a sauvignon blanc. 'Tis called "Matua" and goes sooo well with lighter foods. Shit like grilled fish in the summertime.

Heeya it is:

http://www.kotijakeittio.fi/c/4058/matua_valley.jpg

Beyond stellar wine and was invented in Kiwiland. You should try it cos it's not like normal whites. It's very citrus-flavored. Almost like a mixture of grapefruit, orange and pineapple. Very crisp and refreshing. Again, if you're not s wine drinker, try this with some grilled fish and with your woman. I promise, both of you will dig it. ;)

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
No Dan, we don't get any Kiwi beeyas as far as I know? However and as a self-proclaimed and semi-wine "connoisseur" (yes, I'll admit. when I was younger I was both curious and pompous enough to really learn about wines and took several classes) I can highly reccomend one New Zealand white which happens to be a sauvignon blanc. 'Tis called "Matua" and goes sooo well with lighter foods. Shit like grilled fish in the summertime.

Heeya it is:

http://www.kotijakeittio.fi/c/4058/matua_valley.jpg

Beyond stellar wine and was invented in Kiwiland. You should try it cos it's not like normal whites. It's very citrus-flavored. Almost like a mixture of grapefruit, orange and pineapple. Very crisp and refreshing. Again, if you're not s wine drinker, try this with some grilled fish and with your woman. I promise, both of you will dig it. ;)

O.k I will give it a try Max.

BTW...You would knock yourself out on how many Vineyard's we have down here.:)

[MAX]

Dan,

Infact, shoot me an email and I'll tell you about some of the wine and fish from New Zealand that I'm familliar with.

Fresh fish 'tis a mainstay of my diet, there's a local seafood market here that get's all sorts of extremely fresh seafood from all over the world flown in on a daily basis. They guarantee that not one "fresh" fish is over 72 hours old. Fresh "frozen" 'tis an entirely different story. However, they bring in a lot of interesting stuff. Fresh New Zealand Orange Roughy 'tis one of them and I buy a lot of it to serve my family. It's extremely mild and can do a lot with it. I roll the filets up with veggies in foil along with homemade lemon caper butter, throw it into the oven or the grill or throw on some Mexican spices, chop it up, saute it in a pan and make fish tacos and voila!!! Fucking intense, yet healthy food that rocks!!!

There's also a fish called a "John Dory" that I was fortunate enough to stumble upon a few months ago. Apparantly the fish 'tis farmed in extremely small limits and is naitive ONLY to a small shore off one of your coasts? Ever had it? It was FUCKING EPIC!!! Cost an arm and a leg but only once or twice a year, extremely well worth it. I'm thankful the fish market instructed me how to prepare it as well.

[Dan]

Will do.

[diamondsgirl]

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[diamondsgirl]

No B, Oh chile, Y

[Dan]

Hi D.G.:)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Hi D.G.:)

watsup Dan?

[Dan]

Saturday night great night for fighting.:D

Drinking and happy fun.

What's up with you?

[diamondsgirl]

drinking, fun...etc...

here's to Max...my little sicky...

http://www.vibe.com/contests/images/2005/07/red_stripe.jpg


(he really is sick :( )

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
drinking, fun...etc...

here's to Max...my little sicky...

http://www.vibe.com/contests/images/2005/07/red_stripe.jpg


(he really is sick :( )

Cheers To Max,get better soon Bro.

[Dan]

BTW...cheers to D.G.

[diamondsgirl]

I have to post one more time to be at 6606 posts....

Here's to Roth's Strummin' With The Devil Went Down to Georgia!!!

http://oldpine.blog.ocn.ne.jp/auberge/images/DSC0800.jpg

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
[B]I have to post one more time to be at 6606 posts....

Here's to Roth's Strummin' With The Devil Went Down to Georgia!!!

Lucy says g'nite. ;)

[Ally_Kat]

6606 on 6/6/06 -- I love it!

time for a celebration

[Dan]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
6606 on 6/6/06 -- I love it!

time for a celebration

Drinks for everyone.:)

[diamondsgirl]

mmmm....Red Stripe....

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
mmmm....Red Stripe....

Red stripe coming up and a Bean rock for me.:)

[diamondsgirl]

Max stood me up tonite...he said he'd be here...

(the little shit ;) )

I'm glad you're here, Dan :)

wtF is a Bean rock?

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Max stood me up tonite...he said he'd be here...

(the little shit ;) )

I'm glad you're here, Dan :)

wtF is a Bean rock?

Hi D.G.

Bean rock is a Kiwi Beer.

[diamondsgirl]

does it taste like kiwi?

like that blueberry-shit beer?

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
does it taste like kiwi?

like that blueberry-shit beer?

It was made by Kiwis,one of our not so famous brands.:)

It has heaps of Hops in it.Nice taste,very smooth Lager.

Never had that blueberry beer,what does it taste like?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan


Never had that blueberry beer,what does it taste like?

I'll give you one guess. :p

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I'll give you one guess. :p

LOL.

[diamondsgirl]

:D

Hey Dan, I'm out...I gotta sleep.

If you see Max tell him that DG was hoping to share a beeya with him.

Maybe next time...

[Dan]

T.G.I.F.

Another Drink D.G?

[diamondsgirl]

...a bottle of anything to go....

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
...a bottle of anything to go....

O.k,So I'm cleaning the Bar up Tonight?:)

[Dan]

Open Bar People.

[Dan]

World Cup drinks two for the price of one.

[Dan]

Or free drinks until someone scores first.:D

[Dan]

O.k for the old ones here tonight,a bit of Dr Hook in da House.

[Dan]

Max,if you make it out this weekend to the bar,D.G has your Beer waiting for you bro.

Cheers to The Bar staff Tonight.

[Dan]

World Cup Soccer on The Big screen people.

[diamondsgirl]

I am making my WORLD FAMOUS Siouxsie Sour. ROTFLMAO.

1 jigger of tequila
1 jigger of water
1 envelope sour mix
a splash of lime

anyone?

[Ally_Kat]

Sounds good to me.

My buddy has been dragging me to the real bar down here to watch the races. I'll go until he stops paying. lol ;)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Sounds good to me.

My buddy has been dragging me to the real bar down here to watch the races. I'll go until he stops paying. lol ;)

Hey there Al

you at a bar now?

[Ally_Kat]

i'm in a bar thread...that count? lol

Apparently Sat night is bar night with my buddy. He just came home from colelge first time in 3 yrs and he's trying to make it up to me.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
i'm in a bar thread...that count? lol

Apparently Sat night is bar night with my buddy. He just came home from colelge first time in 3 yrs and he's trying to make it up to me.

I'm confused. (read as: slightly drunk)

[MAX]

'ello Ally and DG. :)

A tip of my hat and a toast to you both. :D

[Matt White]

Make mine a double barkeep...the CAP'N' hung up his skates today................................

[diamondsgirl]

'ello Maximus ;)

I am about to go to bed...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

goodnight :)

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I'm confused. (read as: slightly drunk)

I had a friend, with a penis. Just friends. We were very close. Brother-sister-like close. Month and a week younger than me. Is in the school grade after me.

Went away to college.

Kept in touch the first year.

Second year he disappeared.

Just re-appeared 2 weeks ago.

Keeps dragging me to this bar every Sat and pays for whatever I drink. Drags me to the diner afterward. Gets me home about 2-3 am.

[MAX]

Nite DG.

Seeeeeee you, feeeeeeel you in your dreams tonight... ;)

[MAX]

'ello Taeo. :cool:

[Matt White]

PEACE OUT DG!!!

Sup MAX...I'm hittin' it in a minute myself...................

[Dan]

Hi Guys,one for the road.:)

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I am making my WORLD FAMOUS Siouxsie Sour. ROTFLMAO.

1 jigger of tequila
1 jigger of water
1 envelope sour mix
a splash of lime

anyone?

Mmmmmmmm...

Yezza, definitely count me in for one. :) After we "stumbled" upon that one, I got to thinkin' about something both frozen, festive (Fourth of July'ish) and that you'd really enjoy. Although I'm NOT going to use your "terminology" regarding the pineapple/coconut/cream mix. ;)

Think of this one and I'm DEFINITELY going to make one for us when we get back from fireworks and we're sitting on the deck. :)

Ok, remember a cupla days ago when I told you about that "Lava Flow" dessert drink that that woman told me about after returning from Hawaii?

I'm going to construct (dream stage only right now. ;) lol ) one but make it Independance Dayish, so to speak. It will be a refreshingly, dreamy and creamy elixer...

Grrr....

We'll make TWO of the fruit/berry purees.

One will be red and we'll use raspberries, strawberries, sugar and water. Ehhh, fuck the simple syrup, let's use booze instead? ;) We can use some Red Passionfruit Alize instead. Ever tried it? Good stuff for a mixer. Blend them up, chill and set aside

For the second (I'll have to fuck around with this) we'll use blueberries, blackberries and Blue Curacao liqueur (which is basically a blue simple syrup anyway) and do the same thing.

Hence and now we'll have both red and blue to use. :cool:

Now for the white, we'll make pina coladas (my mix from scratch i.e. Coc lopez, fresh pineapple, half and half, etc. and not the pre-made crap) and blend it up once the purees have chilled a bit.

Let's see... For the booze, let's use Malibu Rum ok?

Aiiight, now we'll chill some pilsner glasses so they have frost on them.

At the bottom we'll put the red puree, then layer the pina colada over that, another layer except with the blue puree, another pina laya and so on...

I could definitely do it.

Then we'll garnish it with a sparkler. lmao :o :p

Whadd'ya think?

We could call it a "SIOUXE AND JERONIMO YANKEE ROSE!!!"

[MAX]

Forgive the sloppy and quick "paint" job but it would look something like this. Well, A LOT better but you get the idea. :)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Mmmmmmmm...

Yezza, definitely count me in for one. :) After we "stumbled" upon that one, I got to thinkin' about something both frozen, festive (Fourth of July'ish) and that you'd really enjoy. Although I'm NOT going to use your "terminology" regarding the pineapple/coconut/cream mix. ;)

Think of this one and I'm DEFINITELY going to make one for us when we get back from fireworks and we're sitting on the deck. :)

Ok, remember a cupla days ago when I told you about that "Lava Flow" dessert drink that that woman told me about after returning from Hawaii?

I'm going to construct (dream stage only right now. ;) lol ) one but make it Independance Dayish, so to speak. It will be a refreshingly, dreamy and creamy elixer...

Grrr....

We'll make TWO of the fruit/berry purees.

One will be red and we'll use raspberries, strawberries, sugar and water. Ehhh, fuck the simple syrup, let's use booze instead? ;) We can use some Red Passionfruit Alize instead. Ever tried it? Good stuff for a mixer. Blend them up, chill and set aside

For the second (I'll have to fuck around with this) we'll use blueberries, blackberries and Blue Curacao liqueur (which is basically a blue simple syrup anyway) and do the same thing.

Hence and now we'll have both red and blue to use. :cool:

Now for the white, we'll make pina coladas (my mix from scratch i.e. Coc lopez, fresh pineapple, half and half, etc. and not the pre-made crap) and blend it up once the purees have chilled a bit.

Let's see... For the booze, let's use Malibu Rum ok?

Aiiight, now we'll chill some pilsner glasses so they have frost on them.

At the bottom we'll put the red puree, then layer the pina colada over that, another layer except with the blue puree, another pina laya and so on...

I could definitely do it.

Then we'll garnish it with a sparkler. lmao :o :p

Whadd'ya think?

We could call it a "SIOUXE AND JERONIMO YANKEE ROSE!!!"

sounds scrumptious :)

and I'll bet it looks beautiful too

I think I need to hire you to be my own personal bahtenda :D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Although I'm NOT going to use your "terminology" regarding the pineapple/coconut/cream mix. ;)



Who's on first? :D

send me a PM explaining this one, cos I have no idea.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Think of this one and I'm DEFINITELY going to make one for us when we get back from fireworks and we're sitting on the deck. :)



and of course we'll have EEAS on the stereo, right?

RIGHT??

:D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Forgive the sloppy and quick "paint" job but it would look something like this. Well, A LOT better but you get the idea. :)

you are multi-talented, Maximus :cool:

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I think I need to hire you to be my own personal bahtenda :D

There's no need to hiya that of which you already own. ;)



Originally posted by diamondsgirl
and of course we'll have EEAS on the stereo, right?

RIGHT??

:D


I was thinking of some Barry Manilow or some Carpenters myself. :o



Originally posted by diamondsgirl
you are multi-talented, Maximus :cool:


Hey, I aim to please for my MASTA!!! ;)

One Peanut Butter gown, Milk Chocolate suit, Reesies Cake, our feet in the sand and we're good to go... ;)

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I think I need to hire you to be my own personal bahtenda :D

I need to hire him to be my landscaper! ;) :bottle:

[MAX]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
I need to hire him to be my landscaper! ;) :bottle:

Buddy, as always I'll do that free of charge. :)

How's your Fourth my dear friend?

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by MAX
Buddy, as always I'll do that free of charge. :)

How's your Fourth my dear friend?

It was great.

Thank you very much for asking. :)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
I need to hire him to be my landscaper! ;) :bottle:

I will lend him out. But, you pay me. :D

If you would like him to mix drinks for you and your wife, that will be an additional charge.

But, well worth it.

[Ally_Kat]

but hey -- I'm free ;) lol

I'm such a drinkwhore

[Coyote]

Oh, the possibilities...

(an empty wallet or... :D )

[Coyote]

Too "up-front"?

[Dan]

Good to see The Young Ones in the Bar.:)

What are you drinking?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Coyote
Too "up-front"?

no, not at all. I think I ventured off to the rest of InterwebLand after that.

But oh baby ;)

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Dan
Good to see The Young Ones in the Bar.:)

What are you drinking?

Becks, from tap.

[Ally_Kat]

actually, i would like to have 5 Becks in a row, a tequila shot, 2 more Becks and then end the night with 3 margaritas. Yummy.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
actually, i would like to have 5 Becks in a row, a tequila shot, 2 more Becks and then end the night with 3 margaritas. Yummy.

And do you have room for a Pizza too?

[Ally_Kat]

oh hell yeah. Gotta munch with that. I remember I went out to my first real bar night a few weeks ago and we had waffle fries!

I was so excited for waffle fries.

[Dan]

Pub Food is always good.

Cheers:bottle:

[MAX]

'ello both Ally and Dan. :)

Hey, what are "waffle" fries? Are they shots? :confused:

[MAX]

Oops, I guess Dan just answered my question. :o

Still never heard of waffle fries though?

Dan, I thought you only ate kiwis, John Dory fish and lamb? :p

[Anonymous]

Hey, hey, the bar's a-jumpin' tonite.

How goes it, folks?

Cheers! :bottle:

[MAX]

Hola Slick!!!

Haven't crossed paths with you in ages. How goes it? :)

[Anonymous]

Been fine, Maxwell. Busy like hell, only the odd 5 minutes to dedicate to the Army. Tonight it's the proverbial recovery of the lost time.

What about you, bro?

How about a beer? Who's the 'tender round these parts?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Oops, I guess Dan just answered my question. :o

Still never heard of waffle fries though?

Dan, I thought you only ate kiwis, John Dory fish and lamb? :p

Hi Max:)

Most Pubs have fries,pies and Hot meals.Cheap food to hit the spot when your feeling hungry.

What are you drinking Max?

[MAX]

I'm hangin' in there guys.

Actually, not drinking tonight. I have some sort of a bug. Gotta sour stomach. :uck:

I'll happily play baaatendaaa though. :cool:

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by MAX
'ello both Ally and Dan. :)

Hey, what are "waffle" fries? Are they shots? :confused:


http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/BDX/BDX126/bxp28038.jpg

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm hangin' in there guys.

Actually, not drinking tonight. I have some sort of a bug. Gotta sour stomach. :uck:

I'll happily play baaatendaaa though. :cool:

That's doesn't sound good Max,maybe one J.Ds on the rocks might fix that.

So wearing tight shorts is out of the question?:)

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm hangin' in there guys.

Actually, not drinking tonight. I have some sort of a bug. Gotta sour stomach. :uck:

I'll happily play baaatendaaa though. :cool:

This'll heal ya. Grate stuff, Ally. :lol:


Originally posted by Ally_Kat
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/BDX/BDX126/bxp28038.jpg

I know... I'm a dirty bastard, eh?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Jack Daniel's fer me, thank you very many barkeep.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

How rude of me,How are you Pussy?

[Anonymous]

Grate as always, Dan. You? And nevermind the rudeness - I take it for granted. :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[MAX]

Hmmmmm...

I don't think I've ever seen those type of fries? Maybe they're and East Coast thing?

Ummm Dan, seriously bro, I don't think a shot of bourbon would be the best thing for my stomach.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Grate as always, Dan. You? And nevermind the rudeness - I take it for granted. :D

Cheers! :bottle:

Cold,lol:)

Drinking takes away the pain.Winter sucks.:(

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by MAX
Hmmmmm...

I don't think I've ever seen those type of fries? Maybe they're and East Coast thing?

Ummm Dan, seriously bro, I don't think a shot of bourbon would be the best thing for my stomach.

I know I'm young MAX, but I lived my whole life taking naught but TWO medicines. Chicken soup. That's the ticket for stomach maladies.

As for the rest? Whisky.

Those two remedies have served me well these 24 years.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Dan
Cold,lol:)

Drinking takes away the pain.Winter sucks.:(

How about nights so hot I haven't been able to sleep properly in three weeks?

And no, the hot doesn't involve a girl. :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
How about nights so hot I haven't been able to sleep properly in three weeks?

And no, the hot doesn't involve a girl. :D

Cheers! :bottle:

Ugh, that was me last week. Freakin' humidity was almost 100%. Have you ever worn glasses and had them fog up just standing there cuz of the weather? *sniff*

Now I was checking out that 15 day forcast on accuweather and they say we're going to get to 101 on the 17th and down to 84 in the evening. F'in A!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Ugh, that was me last week. Freakin' humidity was almost 100%. Have you ever worn glasses and had them fog up just standing there cuz of the weather? *sniff*

Now I was checking out that 15 day forcast on accuweather and they say we're going to get to 101 on the 17th and down to 84 in the evening. F'in A!

Are you kidding me? I switched to contact lenses, what does that tell you? I only use glasses indoors these days. That's how bad it was.

Unfortunately for me, the temperature around here is going nowhere but up... Oh, how I dread that forsaken August...

On a brighter note, this'll probably be the last summer I spen not near a beach/swimming pool. All my dreams come true - lounging on the Riviera, baby!

Riviera couch, that is...

Cheers! :bottle:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I know I'm young MAX, but I lived my whole life taking naught but TWO medicines. Chicken soup. That's the ticket for stomach maladies.

As for the rest? Whisky.

Those two remedies have served me well these 24 years.

Cheers! :bottle:

I'll agree with the chicken broth cos I actually had some today. Regardless, I haven't touched bourbon in a looooooong time. I used to abuse the shit and I just cannot go down such a road.

[Anonymous]

It's medicine, Max. Use it only when you're down with a sickness.

Strangely enough, I always feel a bit under the weather on weekends. Go figure.

Cheers! :bottle:

[MAX]

Well, I do both know and use a medicine that's been in my family for years if I have a cold or something.

It's called a "Hot Toddy" and it's made with bourbon, hot water, lemon juice and honey. It works.

However, I've just had an extremely sour stomach for two days. Hasn't kept me down for the count, I mean I've still gone to work. I just feel oogie. lol.

[Anonymous]

:lol:

The lemon and honey are only there to add flavour and the hot water to both warm it up and make it weaker. Still, it's an interesting mixture... I might try it sometime.

Well, I'm calling it a night, then. Nice shooting the shit with you, Ally and Dan.

Good night, folks... it'll probably be another long one tossing around in bed because of the fuckin' heat.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

GoodNight Pussy.

[jslav06]

Just got back from my expedition to the jungles of central Africa, and the streets of eastern Europe. No worries, the earth will not be imploding anytime soon. You're welcome. Anyone up for straight grain shots?

[Bret]

I'll have a shot of Cabo.

** Ducks **

[Nickdfresh]

This troll is so fucking old and unfunny...

[Bret]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
This troll is so fucking old and unfunny...

You mean less than nothing to me honest. :)

[mewisemagic]

I need a strong drink....Light on the rocks....LOL

I think somebody spiked my drink last night :D

[ace diamond]

THE SIBERIAN FIREBALL:
1 SHOT WHISKEY
1 SHOT COLD GIN
1 SHOT TAQUILA
1 SHOT RUM
1 SHOT JEAGERMEISTER
1 SHOT CINNAMON SCHNAPPS
1 SHOT SOUTHERN COMFORT
7 SHOTS VODKA



ENJOY...........

[tjvhou812]

Yea i'll take one of those

[tjvhou812]

beeya ova heeya

[MAX]

Hey theeya muthafukkazzz...

Back by demand and as big as fuck cos you as the public, you should know what's up...

'Tis a chilly night heeya in SLC and I'm drinkin' a glass of shiraz. It's veeerrrrrry derlaxing and yummy.

Bottoms up peeps?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey theeya muthafukkazzz...

Back by demand and as big as fuck cos you as the public, you should know what's up...

'Tis a chilly night heeya in SLC and I'm drinkin' a glass of shiraz. It's veeerrrrrry derlaxing and yummy.

Bottoms up peeps?

sounds hebernly :p

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
sounds hebernly :p

It would make my day if you'd share a bovtle with me. We could light a fiya and watch Duvma... ;)

[diamondsgirl]

what was the name of that shiraz that you told me about recently?

I want some of that...

[MAX]

I thought we could share some together? :(

It's called Wyndham

http://www.winexpress.ca/Images/WyndhamEstateShiraz.jpg

[diamondsgirl]

nope sorry...its all mine :D

j/k...of course we'll share a bottle (or two)

[jslav06]

Ay! I just pushed me wife down the stairs and beat my chilldren, I'm beat. Who wants to join me for some shots of Absinth?

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
nope sorry...its all mine :D

j/k...of course we'll share a bottle (or two)

Got a newy for ya...

'Tis a coffee drink and I've prolly already told you. However, both of our mids aren't what they used to be. :o

K, we'll take a clear and longer coffee "cup" or whatever. Take three drizzles of Hershey's chocolate syrup (to make it purdy) down the sides and inside of course.

Then we add brandy, Frangelico and Baileys. Fill it up with coffee and top it off with whipped cream. :)

Whatcha think? :confused:

Stellar drink for a cold day to go with Bean Der Bacon soup and right before snuggytime.

Want one? ;)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Got a newy for ya...

'Tis a coffee drink and I've prolly already told you. However, both of our mids aren't what they used to be. :o

K, we'll take a clear and longer coffee "cup" or whatever. Take three drizzles of Hershey's chocolate syrup (to make it purdy) down the sides and inside of course.

Then we add brandy, Frangelico and Baileys. Fill it up with coffee and top it off with whipped cream. :)

Whatcha think? :confused:

Stellar drink for a cold day to go with Bean Der Bacon soup and right before snuggytime.

Want one? ;)

yes, its chilly here and that would hit the spot.

Well, the other spot... :D