Eddie And Alex Are Gods!!!!! [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

a.j

08-03-2004, 01:49 PM

ALEX IS KING!!!! ALEX VAN HALEN IS THE GOD OF THUNDER!!!!

ALEX VAN HALEN IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER ON THE PLANET!!!!!

EDDIE VAN HALEN IS LORD AND MASTER!!!! VAN HALEN IS THE GREATEST ROCK N ROLL BAND ON THE FUCKING PLANET!!!

AND DAVID LEE ROTH FANS TAKE IT IN THE ASS!!!!!

EddieVHfan

08-03-2004, 02:19 PM

I wouldn't go as far as to say that Roth fans take it in the ass. Roth is awesome too. Van Halen is the greatest rock band in history. Eddie is awesome. He may not be the most technically incredible, (that would be Jason Becker) but I would say he is the most influential. And yes, Alex is an awesome drummer.

Why is it impossible for someone to like Van Halen's ENTIRE catalog AND like DLR too?

frenchie

08-03-2004, 02:39 PM

my grand mother wants to sing in van halen.she's not much older than sammy.she's the next singer

Satan

08-03-2004, 04:37 PM

If Eddie and Alex are "Gods" then it's a great day to be the Devil :cool:

turboblues

08-03-2004, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by EddieVHfan
I wouldn't go as far as to say that Roth fans take it in the ass. Roth is awesome too. Van Halen is the greatest rock band in history. Eddie is awesome. He may not be the most technically incredible, (that would be Jason Becker) but I would say he is the most influential. And yes, Alex is an awesome drummer.

Why is it impossible for someone to like Van Halen's ENTIRE catalog AND like DLR too?
Ok, Jason Becker could do an arpeggio or two, but the most technically incredible? No way!

Satan

08-03-2004, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by EddieVHfan

Why is it impossible for someone to like Van Halen's ENTIRE catalog AND like DLR too?

The Van Halen catalog is great. But the Van Hagar cheese ballads FUCKING BLOW.

Golden AWe

08-03-2004, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by a.j
ALEX IS KING!!!! ALEX VAN HALEN IS THE GOD OF THUNDER!!!!

ALEX VAN HALEN IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER ON THE PLANET!!!!!

EDDIE VAN HALEN IS LORD AND MASTER!!!! VAN HALEN IS THE GREATEST ROCK N ROLL BAND ON THE FUCKING PLANET!!!

AND DAVID LEE ROTH FANS TAKE IT IN THE ASS!!!!!

you're 42 huh?

Lou

08-03-2004, 09:55 PM

If you believe AVH is the greatest drummer on the planet you have got to be kidding me. While it's a stretch to say that EVH is the greatest of all time, it's at least plausible. But AVH, come on.

ULTRAMAN VH

08-04-2004, 06:26 AM

There was a time when these two were kings of the world, but that time has past. Alex is a solid drummer but far from the best. There are session players that would smoke him. Ed is and always will be one of the most influential guitarist's of all time, even if he is a piss poor decision maker. The Bore Tour continues. Bring back THE DIAMOND ONE.

EbDawson

08-04-2004, 08:59 AM

Originally posted by EddieVHfan
Why is it impossible for someone to like Van Halen's ENTIRE catalog AND like DLR too?

It's like pissing up a rope, it can't hardly be done.

Panamark

08-04-2004, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by EddieVHfan
Why is it impossible for someone to like Van Halen's ENTIRE catalog AND like DLR too?

That is so wrong.. For a start it should have read
"How is it possible for someone to like Van Halen's ENTIRE catalog
AND like Sammy too?"

The simple answer. If you truly felt the vibe of the original, then the Sammy years are pale comparions. If you find both eras equivalent... Man, you have to listen more closely...

diamond den™

01-10-2005, 03:42 PM

smaz

01-10-2005, 04:59 PM

I've heard plenty of drummers better than Alex. Ed is up in the top guitarist list yes. And how do you know that DLR fans take it in the ass? Personal experience? Because your friend who likes both DLR and Sammy doesn't count as a DLR fan......

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:05 PM

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by a.j
Animal porn turns me on!

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by a.j
I'm a fag!

You are OWNED.

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by a.j
I TAKE IT IN THE ASS!!!!!

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by a.j
My poop tastes SOOOOOO good!

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by a.j
Bueno Bob is kicking my ass!

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by a.j
Holy shit! I yield, Bueno Bob, I yield!!

You god damn better believe it, brat!

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by a.j
DAVID LEE ROTH FANS ARE VICIOUS!!!!!

You ain't shittin', sugar.

Now get your bitch ass back where it belongs.

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:12 PM

Havin' fun yet, Gay-J? :)

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by a.j
I joined the online "Gay Men for Van Hagar" community and threw in a self pic...I thought I'd post it here, in case there are any gay Van Hagar fans hiding out...

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by a.j
Penis is just so yummy!

Here, go jack off to this before your head explodes.

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:15 PM

Oops, too late!

DLR7884

01-10-2005, 05:16 PM

Relentless Bob!

DLR7884
Just fucking great! :)

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:16 PM

Ain't it just grand being sheep of the week, Gay-J? The ole Doc is ready to continue your "re-education"... :)

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Relentless Bob!

DLR7884
Just fucking great! :)

:D

Back with a vengeance, that's me :)

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by Gay-J
Bueno Bob, I must admit...you've kicked my ass royally. I don't know how I can possibly be so fucking stupid, but...I'm glad there are people like you here to point it out to me; that is, of course, the reason I actually joined a Roth forum, not being a Roth fan, you know.

That's OK, Gay-J. We're here to help! We always take good, good care of our special sheep who need the most attention.

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by a.j
Roth really WAS better, I guess...

You don't sound horribly convinced, but you're making progress, and that's a good thing. Your re-education will continue, trust me.

In the meantime, you are...

Nickdfresh

01-10-2005, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
You belong in the sheep pen's poop file, faggot.

Get your ass where it belongs - IN THE PEN!

Yutz.

I dunno' BOB, this might possibly the first sheep that is TOO GAY for the PEN! But I guess we have to take gAy.J.

smaz

01-10-2005, 05:29 PM

Too funny bob!!! :rofl:

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I guess we have to take gAy.J.

Yeah...work's work, I guess...

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by smaz
Too funny bob!!! :rofl:

You think THAT'S funny...I haven't even gotten started on this bitch yet, I just need to give him some time to breathe and try to come up with a counter-attack...of course, we all know how many sheep have been succesful coming at me with a counter-attack so far...

NONE!

DavidLeeNatra

01-10-2005, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by Panamark
That is so wrong.. For a start it should have read
"How is it possible for someone to like Van Halen's ENTIRE catalog
AND like Sammy too?"

The simple answer.

there is the entire =VH= catalog:

VH I
VH II
WACF
FAIR WARNING
DIVER DOWN
1984

and I just can't find any sammy on it...

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:39 PM

Didn't Sammy Hagar make a guest appearance doing a bunch of songs with Van Halen on that "Best of Vol. 1" album?

smaz

01-10-2005, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
You think THAT'S funny...I haven't even gotten started on this bitch yet, I just need to give him some time to breathe and try to come up with a counter-attack...of course, we all know how many sheep have been succesful coming at me with a counter-attack so far...

NONE!

More?? Good good!! Where've you been, comedy camp?? :D

jojo2371

01-10-2005, 05:46 PM

i still cant get over the jason becker comment wtf ?
bueno bob u r too wicked for words ,that shit was so funny i had to turn around and smack my mom

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by smaz
More?? Good good!! Where've you been, comedy camp?? :D

Playing Xbox, listening to three kids scream at each other, taking my wife back and forth to work and contemplating suicide. :D

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by jojo2371
i still cant get over the jason becker comment wtf ?
bueno bob u r too wicked for words ,that shit was so funny i had to turn around and smack my mom

Did she have it coming?

If not, tell her I'm sorry for any undue pain and suffering I've caused her!

By the way - HEY GAY-J! THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

jojo2371

01-10-2005, 05:55 PM

bueno bob ! jumpin jesus h. (stands for herbie!) christ on a pogo stick
warn me when u bring ur A game so i know to wear my depends,that pic is so funny i browned my pants !!!!!

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 06:06 PM

Will do, bro :) Just been absent for the better part of a month and a half, so I've got a lot of make-up work to do...gotta sharpen the claws, you dig...

bueno bob

01-10-2005, 06:11 PM

Gay-J MUST know who the fuckin' alpha is around here, I say... :)

smaz

01-10-2005, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
and contemplating suicide. :D

That'll be the X-Box :D

bueno bob

01-11-2005, 04:41 PM

Amazing what you can't live without once you don't have it...lol

smaz

01-11-2005, 06:55 PM

Noticed the sheep backed off.... Good job BB!

Also noticed they always type with caps lock on.....

DavidLeeNatra

01-11-2005, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by smaz
Noticed the sheep backed off.... Good job BB!

Also noticed they always type with caps lock on.....

yes...because they grew up way too close to mummy but she never paid attention...

Nickdfresh

01-11-2005, 09:23 PM

Alright Bob, you SHEEP SHEARIN SHIFT is over. Pace yourself boy, take some oxygen and left me kick gAy.J. so hard he pisses blood for a month.

Hey, gAy.J., you weak minded cunt, Bueno Bob has just done this to you pussy:

bueno bob

01-12-2005, 12:17 AM

;)

Rikk

01-12-2005, 03:09 AM

Just to remind you, GAY-J, you've been inducted into the SHEEP PEN and are a big topic of conversation over there, you piece of shit sheep.

Enjoy. It's halfway down the page.
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8351&perpage=30&pagenumber=243

smaz

01-12-2005, 04:13 AM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
. so hard he pisses blood for a month.

He pisses blood once a week every month :D