Dave in Star Wars!!!

[shepherd]

From Associated Press:

JEDI ROTH

In a bold move by director George Lucas, it has been confirmed that David Lee Roth of Van Halen fame will be included in the final prequel of the Star Wars series, Revenge of the Sith. The movie which opens in May, will be the final film in the Star Wars series. Roth is said to have a small cameo in a council meeting. More information is forthcoming.



Holy Shit!!!

[Rikk]

FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Man, is Roth cool or what? The only role Sammy would ever get would be to play younger Jabba the Hut.

[shepherd]

I hope Roth gets a lightsaber. Just imagine, Roth steps forward, says "look at all the sith here tonight" before he wastes them all!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by shepherd
I hope Roth gets a lightsaber. Just imagine, Roth steps forward, says "look at all the sith here tonight" before he wastes them all!

He takes one look at Anakin (Darth) and declares: "Don't swing that lightsabre at me! I'll fuck your Natalie Portman, pal!!!"

[BIGBADZERO]

He'll be playing Princess Leah.

[twonabomber]

*cough*bullshit*cough*

[ClubDave]

this is the best news i have heard in so long.........dave is a fucking jedi at heart, and i hope they let him speak at least one line.......when he says anyhting i am just gonna burst out laughing in the theater, and everyone will be like, why are you laughing......to which i will reply, cause its david lee roth, dolemite motherfuckers!

[bueno bob]

Oh my god, I hope that's true!!! How fucking cool is that?!??!

I see it now...

Anakin walks into the bedroom and finds Padme in bed with some blonde guy. Shocked, Anakin's anger takes over and he gets furious, using the force to smash shit around the house. Padme freaks and jumps under the bed.

Dave looks up and says...

"Hey man! Now check me out here - you AIN'T LUKE'S FATHER, BITCH!"

Next thing you know, here comes Vader...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Oh my god, I hope that's true!!! How fucking cool is that?!??!

I see it now...

Anakin walks into the bedroom and finds Padme in bed with some blonde guy. Shocked, Anakin's anger takes over and he gets furious, using the force to smash shit around the house. Padme freaks and jumps under the bed.

Dave looks up and says...

"Hey man! Now check me out here - you AIN'T LUKE'S FATHER, BITCH!"

Next thing you know, here comes Vader...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew it!!! Luke's father is Dave!!! And only David Lee Roth could make Anakin angry enough to have him turn to the Dark Side of the force! For Christ's sake, Darth probably became so fucked up that he started listening to Van Hagar!!!

[bueno bob]

Can somebody do me a photoshop edit of the 5150 band photo and throw Darth Vader over Sammy Hagar? Man, that'd be the shit...LMFAO

(seriously, I AM laughing my fucking ass off here)...

[Sarge]

Originally posted by shepherd
I hope Roth gets a lightsaber. Just imagine, Roth steps forward, says "look at all the sith here tonight" before he wastes them all!

HAHA!

[MAX]

Originally posted by BIGBADZERO
He'll be playing Princess Leah.

You'll be playing the same fucking goon that you've been playing your entire life.

I'm positive that people locked you in your locker throughout both highschool and junior high. Also, I'll bet anything that you were such a twat that even the fucking janitorial staff would not let you out.

You are one of those beyond clueless fuckers that just don't get it.

Also, what the fuck kind of statement are you trying to make with that moronic avatar? Jesus Christ and Charles Manson meets a strobe aye? Well, they both had beards so it's funny right? WRONG!!!! Is it some sort of statement?

You are such a tool and I feel so sorry for you.

[Dave IS VH]

Dave in Star wars would kick ass!!!!!!

I just hope he gets some major time in the movie and gets to speak.

Episode 1 and Episode 2 of Star wars sucked, but this should be a lot better with Dave in it.

[MAX]

Dave isn't going to fucking be in Star Wars. I'll be willing to bet Mezro's left nut on it.

[bueno bob]

If it was on the AP, they would have had something about it on one of the star wars sites - I just looked and there's nothing up about it, so probably not.

Still would be fucking cool though, no?