I know what Up For Breakfast reminds me of...well other than crap

[mr_jester]

Have you guys ever heard Adam Sandler's "Food Innuendo Guy?" I'm telling you, Sam's ripping off Sandler now. The only difference is, Adam Sandler's song was intentionally a joke.

Here are Sandler's lyrics

Ooooh yeah
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato
Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato
Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes
Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes?
I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy

Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melons
Baby, baby, baby, can't you see my brocolli swelin
Oh baby, baby, baby, I wanna taste your watercress
I wanna slip my celery stick up the back of your dress
I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy

Oh what will it take
Don't go so soon
You'll miss my carrot cake
And my cream of mushroom

Oh baby, baby, baby, my jalapeno's red hot
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stuff all that cabbage you got
I'm your food innuendo guy, food innuendo guy
Oh yeah
Oooooooh yeah

Oh baby, baby, baby, you got eggplant parmigiana
Baby, baby, baby, bite my zucchini if you wanna
I'll give you fresh fruit salad
I don't get it from no can
Your string bean days are over
I'm your cucumber man
I'm your food inunendo guy, food innuendo guy
Oh so delicious

[bueno bob]

I was thinking about that the other day. I don't know, man, I keep thinking that if Eddie was bitching about Hagar's lyrics back in '96, he must be shitting fire and brimstone over this poop.

[bueno bob]

Well, that's if he's yet been sober enough to notice the lyrics...

[Figs]

Very similar mr_jester. I'm unfamiliar with the Sandler song, but I had the misfortune of hearing some bitch dj play that hagar piece of shit last night.

[mr_jester]

By the way, in the Up For Breakfast song, what does, "She put the cream in my coffee" mean anyway? If we're talking sexual innuendo, shouldn't the guy be the one distributing the cream?

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by mr_jester
Have you guys ever heard Adam Sandler's "Food Innuendo Guy?" I'm telling you, Sam's ripping off Sandler now. The only difference is, Adam Sandler's song was intentionally a joke.

Here are Sandler's lyrics

Ooooh yeah
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato
Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato
Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes
Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes?
I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy

Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melons
Baby, baby, baby, can't you see my brocolli swelin
Oh baby, baby, baby, I wanna taste your watercress
I wanna slip my celery stick up the back of your dress
I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy

Oh what will it take
Don't go so soon
You'll miss my carrot cake
And my cream of mushroom

Oh baby, baby, baby, my jalapeno's red hot
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stuff all that cabbage you got
I'm your food innuendo guy, food innuendo guy
Oh yeah
Oooooooh yeah

Oh baby, baby, baby, you got eggplant parmigiana
Baby, baby, baby, bite my zucchini if you wanna
I'll give you fresh fruit salad
I don't get it from no can
Your string bean days are over
I'm your cucumber man
I'm your food inunendo guy, food innuendo guy
Oh so delicious

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahahhahaaaaaaa!!!!!

I LOVE IT! FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!

[SoCalChelle]

Re: I know what Up For Breakfast reminds me of...well other than crap

Originally posted by mr_jester
Have you guys ever heard Adam Sandler's "Food Innuendo Guy?" I'm telling you, Sam's ripping off Sandler now. The only difference is, Adam Sandler's song was intentionally a joke.

Here are Sandler's lyrics

Ooooh yeah
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato
Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato
Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes
Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes?
I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy

Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melons
Baby, baby, baby, can't you see my brocolli swelin
Oh baby, baby, baby, I wanna taste your watercress
I wanna slip my celery stick up the back of your dress
I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy

Oh what will it take
Don't go so soon
You'll miss my carrot cake
And my cream of mushroom

Oh baby, baby, baby, my jalapeno's red hot
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stuff all that cabbage you got
I'm your food innuendo guy, food innuendo guy
Oh yeah
Oooooooh yeah

Oh baby, baby, baby, you got eggplant parmigiana
Baby, baby, baby, bite my zucchini if you wanna
I'll give you fresh fruit salad
I don't get it from no can
Your string bean days are over
I'm your cucumber man
I'm your food inunendo guy, food innuendo guy
Oh so delicious

LMAO!

[lms]

Originally posted by mr_jester
By the way, in the Up For Breakfast song, what does, "She put the cream in my coffee" mean anyway? If we're talking sexual innuendo, shouldn't the guy be the one distributing the cream?

not if the woman is lactating..(breast feeding a child)

[ZahZoo]

I believe Sandler's Lunch Lady Song is underrated genius!!!