I know, I know...but I just HAD to share this link with you!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

http://www.vhlinks.com/forums/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=UBB2&Number=619305&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=2&fpart=1

[horty07]

Well Sammy is right a new album with him wont make any money.

[rustoffa]

Funny stuff Engine.

Damn, Brett refers to us as braindead trolls while the emperor's subjects are postin' beauties like this:
Get ready to laugh.....

Anyway, as Eddie is approaching (running very fast, kind of side-to-side like) I reach out and pat him on the back and yell something like “EDDIE…EDDIE…EDDIE!” Now that I think of it, I probably sounded just like Michael Jackson when Ed joined him on stage to perform Beat It…I’m truly embarrassed.

So what did I do you ask? I did what every Eddie Van Halen fanatic on this board would have done but I’m just stupid enough to admit it here on this forum…I smelled my hand! No shit, I guess I just couldn’t resist. So now I guess you’re probably asking, what does Eddie’s naked back smell like after playing under the hot stage lights for about an hour…two words…Boone’s Farm! No, I’m just kidding, it didn’t smell like anything.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by horty07
Well Sammy is right a new album with him wont make any money.

lol first time in his red-rockin' life that he'd be honest about something, huh?

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Funny stuff Engine.

Damn, Brett refers to us as braindead trolls while the emperor's subjects are postin' beauties like this:
Get ready to laugh.....

omg.....why am I surprised to hear about this?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
omg.....why am I surprised to hear about this?

??

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Funny stuff Engine.

Damn, Brett refers to us as braindead trolls while the emperor's subjects are postin' beauties like this:
Get ready to laugh.....

Anyway, as Eddie is approaching (running very fast, kind of side-to-side like) I reach out and pat him on the back and yell something like “EDDIE…EDDIE…EDDIE!” Now that I think of it, I probably sounded just like Michael Jackson when Ed joined him on stage to perform Beat It…I’m truly embarrassed.

So what did I do you ask? I did what every Eddie Van Halen fanatic on this board would have done but I’m just stupid enough to admit it here on this forum…I smelled my hand! No shit, I guess I just couldn’t resist. So now I guess you’re probably asking, what does Eddie’s naked back smell like after playing under the hot stage lights for about an hour…two words…Boone’s Farm! No, I’m just kidding, it didn’t smell like anything.

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
omg.....why am I surprised to hear about this?

[Tom Foolery]

If you already know they are going to say stuff like this over there, why even bother visiting?

[pete]

Tom's alright.

[saint]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Funny stuff Engine.

Damn, Brett refers to us as braindead trolls while the emperor's subjects are postin' beauties like this:
Get ready to laugh.....

Anyway, as Eddie is approaching (running very fast, kind of side-to-side like) I reach out and pat him on the back and yell something like “EDDIE…EDDIE…EDDIE!” Now that I think of it, I probably sounded just like Michael Jackson when Ed joined him on stage to perform Beat It…I’m truly embarrassed.

So what did I do you ask? I did what every Eddie Van Halen fanatic on this board would have done but I’m just stupid enough to admit it here on this forum…I smelled my hand! No shit, I guess I just couldn’t resist. So now I guess you’re probably asking, what does Eddie’s naked back smell like after playing under the hot stage lights for about an hour…two words…Boone’s Farm! No, I’m just kidding, it didn’t smell like anything.

That was the most ridiculous pice of shit I have ever read, after reading this I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by saint
That was the most ridiculous pice of shit I have ever read, after reading this I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

LMAO!!!!

[scottydabodi]

Sam and Ed shoulda fuckin known better, for crying out loud... I can't believe that Ed thought that this new tour, and new Best of, were gonna fly... He is ABSOLUTELY DILLUSIONAL, and needs to get his head out of his own ass.......

[kennyboy]

Who isn't banned at the Links? Besides Vince the Douchebag, Brett the Anal and a flock of sheep with no taste.

[Brett Norton]

Originally posted by kennyboy
Who isn't banned at the Links? Besides Vince the Douchebag, Brett the Anal and a flock of sheep with no taste.

That's because you won't let me suck your cocks!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Funny stuff Engine.

Damn, Brett refers to us as braindead trolls while the emperor's subjects are postin' beauties like this:
Get ready to laugh.....

Anyway, as Eddie is approaching (running very fast, kind of side-to-side like) I reach out and pat him on the back and yell something like “EDDIE…EDDIE…EDDIE!” Now that I think of it, I probably sounded just like Michael Jackson when Ed joined him on stage to perform Beat It…I’m truly embarrassed.

So what did I do you ask? I did what every Eddie Van Halen fanatic on this board would have done but I’m just stupid enough to admit it here on this forum…I smelled my hand! No shit, I guess I just couldn’t resist. So now I guess you’re probably asking, what does Eddie’s naked back smell like after playing under the hot stage lights for about an hour…two words…Boone’s Farm! No, I’m just kidding, it didn’t smell like anything.

WTF ?????

Was this a guy that wrote this ??