Jcook Press Confernce--coming Out Of The Closet

[JCOOK]

Ladies and gentlemen of the press, my fellow americans, friends and family.For the past 39 years I have been living a lie. I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body.I can no longer continue to hide this fact from the american people. To those of my friends and family that i have hurt i am deeply sorry.Together we can work through this painful time and begin the healing process. Iwill now take a few brief questions.

[Satan]

OK here's a question...

Where's the Mossad lesbian spy who's blackmailing you? And do you have any pictures of her with her previous girlfriends?

[JCOOK]

Please friends,fellow Americans, family, members of the press Iwill take a few questions