Sign, Sign ,everywhere A Sign !

[Ozzy Fudd]

>Did I read that sign right?
>
>In an office:
>
>TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
>
>In a Laundromat:
>
>AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
>GOES OUT
>
>In a London department store:
>
>BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
>
>In an office:
>
>WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
>FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
>
>In an office:
>
>AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
>DRAINING BOARD
>
>Outside a secondhand shop:
>
>WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
>WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
>
>Notice in health food shop window:
>
>CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
>
>Spotted in a safari park:
>
>ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
>
>Seen during a conference:
>
>FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
>1ST FLOOR
>
>Notice in a farmer's field:
>
>THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE , BUT THE BULL
>CHARGES.
>
>
>On a repair shop door:
>
>WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
>WORK)
>
>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even
>a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling

[lms]

LOL

[smaz]

On a Kitchen Knife:
Keep Out Of Children.