Diamond Dave Tributes!

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  • DiamondDoug
    Full On Cocktard
    • May 2004
    • 23

    Diamond Dave Tributes!

    Everybody wants to be Dave! Here's one of my attempts wearing one of my frontman outfits from my band!

    Anybody else?

    Vaccinated with a phonograph needle one summer break
    Yeah, I kissed her on her daddy's boat and shot across the lake!
  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517

    #2
    everybody wants to be Dave? No offense dude, but I think most people here really would love to meet him, smoke up with him, get drunk with him and the women want to fuck him. (not to mention what Flappo wants to do with him) But I dont think EVERYBODY wants to BE HIM?! Be yourself when your offstage dude.
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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    • guwapo_rocker

      #3
      Re: Diamond Dave Tributes!

      Originally posted by DiamondDoug
      Everybody wants to be Dave! Here's one of my attempts wearing one of my frontman outfits from my band!

      Anybody else?

      Snicker...snort....spaghetti out my nose......

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      • Big Troubles
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Feb 2004
        • 8517

        #4
        yeah thats what I was thinking.
        "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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        • Northern Girl
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 3958

          #5
          I've seen a couple pictures of you now, and you are a hot sexy guy. You don't need to try to be like Dave. Besides there is, and always will be, only one David Lee Roth. He's the whole package. Not just sexy. He's got it all.
          Same ole song and dance...

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          • Northern Girl
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 3958

            #6
            Are those Marq Torien's pants? He wanted to be Dave too.
            Same ole song and dance...

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            • DLR_EngineRoom
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 2304

              #7
              Originally posted by Northern Girl
              Are those Marq Torien's pants? He wanted to be Dave too.
              If Ed HAD to ignore Dave, then he should've AT LEAST had the dignity to hire the biggest Roth-Wannabe in history, Marq Torien.


              Now THAT would've been the 'next best thing'!!!
              http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
              http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
              http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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