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MAX
08-23-2004, 01:47 AM
Anyway, I thought of a stupid analogy but it makes sense and maybe something for discussion? So many people say "Well. 3/4 of VH is better than Dave solo." WRONG!!! I don't know if any of you cook but I have a pretty cool comparison and your own recipes would be highly welcome!:) I'm just talking about how such a basic ingredient left out or replaced can greatly change something.......


EXAMPLE:

Van Halen-

Ed = Coca Cola

Dave = Bourbon

Mike = Napkin

Al = Stirring straw

Result is an elixer that will get you off and make one crazy. :)


Van Hagar-

Ed = Coca Cola (Same ingredient)

Mike = Napkin (Same ingredient)

Al = Stirring straw (Same ingredient)

Spam = 2 scoops vanilla ice cream

Result is a similar taste but much more sweet, lacks the punch and is safe.

Total babble, I know but what do you homies think?

Panamark
08-23-2004, 10:06 AM
Its like a flaming lamborghini

FLAMING LAMBORGHINI
EVH = ½ oz Vodka
MIKE = ½ oz Cointreau
AL = ½ oz Sambuca

DAVE = The Flame

Sam = a layer of melted cheese
extinguishing the flame.
And one horrible drink....

ZahZoo
08-23-2004, 10:21 AM
I think Max either wants to get drunk or catch a good sugar buzz...

ashstralia
08-23-2004, 10:35 AM
CLASSIC VH= STRONG DRINK OF YOUR CHOICE.

VAN HAGAR= MILKY VANILLA CRAP.

THERE IS NO VAN HALEN WITHOUT
DAVID LEE ROTH.

ZahZoo
08-23-2004, 11:13 AM
Just thought of a better analogy... IMO...

Original Recipe Van Halen = 18oz Prime Angus Rib Eye steak grilled to perfection with a fully loaded baked potato and sides. Served with a top-shelf 25 year old Scotch in the classiest strip club in the world surrounded by the most beautiful babes in the universe.

Van Hagar - Hot dogs and fries. Served w/ a 6 pack of Busch Lite beer while sitting on the curb in Newark, NJ watching 40 year old hookers work a street corner outside a homeless shelter.

:)

Matt White
08-23-2004, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by ZahZoo
Just thought of a better analogy... IMO...

Original Recipe Van Halen = 18oz Prime Angus Rib Eye steak grilled to perfection with a fully loaded baked potato and sides. Served with a top-shelf 25 year old Scotch in the classiest strip club in the world surrounded by the most beautiful babes in the universe.

Van Hagar - Hot dogs and fries. Served w/ a 6 pack of Busch Lite beer while sitting on the curb in Newark, NJ watching 40 year old hookers work a street corner outside a homeless shelter.

:)

You got my vote, 5 star Bro! Excellent. It's raining in NJ while this takes place, right?

bueno bob
08-23-2004, 02:08 PM
OK, I'm hungry now.

Thanks a lot.

:)

AJW
08-23-2004, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by ashstralia
CLASSIC VH= STRONG DRINK OF YOUR CHOICE.

VAN HAGAR= MILKY VANILLA CRAP.

THERE IS NO VAN HALEN WITHOUT
DAVID LEE ROTH.

Classic Van Halen = Peanut Butter and Chocolate
Van Hagar = Peanut Butter and dog shit

Up For Breakfast anyone???

SweetSecrets
08-23-2004, 05:59 PM
Eddie: Chocolate Syrup
Mikey: Ice Cream
Alex: The Waffle Cone
Dave: The CHERRY and the NUTS!

SweetSecrets
08-23-2004, 06:02 PM
Van Hagar:

Eddie: Chocolate Syrup
Mikey: Ice Cream
ALex: Waffle Cone
Sammy: Tuna fish

Fabulous Shadow
08-23-2004, 06:12 PM
You got your chocolate in my pnutbutter!