What Would You Do If You Met Eddie Van Halen?

[Wayne L.]

If I ever got to meet Eddie Van Halen I WOULD shake his hand, thank him for the music & for the good times his music has brought to my life being an old dedicated VH fan.

[ClubDave]

id ask him whose testicles are haunting his dreams.......i know that dave still wants to know the answer

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
If I ever got to meet Eddie Van Halen I WOULD shake his hand, thank him for the music & for the good times his music has brought to my life being an old dedicated VH fan.

I did meet him in 1998. I was talkin' with Gary, and remarking how coincidental it is that he was opening for Roth in 1991 and 7 yrs later he's singing for VH. Eddie was listening, and I think he only heard the word 'Roth' and he didn't look very happy to see me from then.

Oh well. I never have and never will blame Gary for joining the band in '98.

[ELVIS]

I'd say: You need DAVE!


:elvis:

[guwapo_rocker]

I would just step over him and keep on walking!:gulp:

[Panamark]

Agreed,

Tell him to call Dave..

[lms2]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I would just step over him and keep on walking!:gulp:

LOL

I would....be happy to meet him, depending on how he acted. I would want to hear his side of the story,and then I would tell him how much his true fans want him to get back with Dave. Unless he was a total jerk off drunken delerious mother like you all say. Then I would cut the conversation short. Who wants to waste time with a used to be.

[DR CHIP]

I would whip out a guitar and remind him how to play "Unchained"....:)

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by lms2
LOL

I would....be happy to meet him, depending on how he acted. I would want to hear his side of the story,and then I would tell him how much his true fans want him to get back with Dave. Unless he was a total jerk off drunken delerious mother like you all say. Then I would cut the conversation short. Who wants to waste time with a used to be.

Great answer....very honest, but I truly don't believe he'd 'kindly' wanna hear anyone tell him about Roth.

[lms2]

I might suck up a little first. :)

****don't tell anyone, but I really do still like Ed. I wouldn't tell him in a deragatory way, I would just say that what they had was irreplaceable and that they oughta kiss and make up before its too late-even if they couldn't work together for extended periods of time.****

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
If I ever got to meet Eddie Van Halen I WOULD shake his hand, thank him for the music & for the good times his music has brought to my life being an old dedicated VH fan.

Yep, that's pretty much what I did.
http://tormentedvhfans.com/evefiles/photo_albums/6/3/9/63910382161/43310812661_EB749F25036E7048DFC4FE29A7A15AEE.bmp

[ELVIS]

You would suck his cock if he asked you to...

[SoCalChelle]

Are you speaking to me?

[ELVIS]

No, but you may reply as if I was...

[SoCalChelle]

Ah, so you were speaking to lms. What did SHE do to piss you off?

[lms2]

Since you both posted at the same time, I will hazard a guess he is speaking to me.

Fuck off. He wouldn't ask me to. I know for a fact because I have also met him. It was along time ago but he was a decent guy and earned my respect and admiration. He may have a made a ***few*** mistakes since then, but I am certain the basic make up of his personality (some guys actually have one) hasn't changed.

[lms2]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Ah, so you were speaking to lms. What did SHE do to piss you off?

I just can't seem to play well with others.

Those who know me, know me well,
those who don't can go to hell.

[ELVIS]

You shold do something to indicate the fact that you are female...

Pretty up your posts or something...

Get a new avatar...

[lms2]

I had a different avatar till someone on here called me a troll...

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by lms2
I just can't seem to play well with others.

Those who know me, know me well,
those who don't can go to hell.

Hell is for wimps... try "those who don't can sit front row at a VanHasBeen concert." Now THAT'S professional-grade torture... in my PROFESSIONAL opinion.

[lms2]

:) works for me...

Is that avatar better Elvis

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by ELVIS
You would suck his cock if he asked you to...

Oh, and by the way, I'm currently in a relationship, so no I wouldn't. But when I was single....you bet yer ass I would have. ;)

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
If I ever got to meet Eddie Van Halen I WOULD shake his hand, thank him for the music & for the good times his music has brought to my life being an old dedicated VH fan.

I would tell him to grab a fucking clue and call David Lee Roth. But first hit rehab and take some time to clean his dirty act.

http://www.jerkasmarknad.com/alcoholic4.jpg

Oh, and to send his fat son to fat camp, for Chist's sake.

http://www.vhnd.com/images/wolfie1.jpg

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Oh, and by the way, I'm currently in a relationship, so no I wouldn't. But when I was single....you bet yer ass I would have. ;)

Good girl.

[Reverberator]

I would piss my pants just like he does .

[frankensteinaxe]

id probably just say thanks for the inspiration cuz hes probably a dick to talk to ....ive heard hes pompus and it seems he has no social skills...but if hes cool when i approach him and say thanks, then maybe ill try to bullshit more with him...however even tho eddie is my true inspiration , id rather meet dave....he just seems like someone u can talk about anything with

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Reverberator
I would piss my pants just like he does .

The only difference is he pisses his pants not because he's excited to meet you, but just because he's punch drunk.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Good girl.



Mega dildo's...

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by lms2
:) works for me...

Is that avatar better Elvis


No...

Put something girly, like Betty Boop, or something...

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by ELVIS
No...

Put something girly, like Betty Boop, or something...

http://www.schlytter-henrichsen.no/images/ugly_woman.jpg

This would make a perfect avatar for lms2.

- John

http://www.mrmoto.com/gallery135/images/8166x119.jpg

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by ELVIS
You would suck his cock if he asked you to...

ELVIS STOP!!! I'M PISSING MY PANTZ OVER THAT LAST ONE!

OMG!

[ELVIS]

John, Where did you find this pic of Fug ??

http://www.schlytter-henrichsen.no/images/ugly_woman.jpg

[lms2]

Originally posted by ELVIS
No...

Put something girly, like Betty Boop, or something...

I dont have any Betty Boop. Will this work?

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Good girl.

Fuck off

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by lms2
I dont have any Betty Boop. Will this work?

I like that one...


:elvis:

[manwiththedogs]

Shake his hand, pat him on the back, tell him to lay off the fuckin Booze, and reunite the greatest fuckin band in the history of Rock-n-Roll....

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
If I ever got to meet Eddie Van Halen I WOULD shake his hand, thank him for the music & for the good times his music has brought to my life being an old dedicated VH fan.

If I met Ed Van Halen, I'd hoped to be where it was arctic cold, so I could at least, have an excuse as to why I sliced that drunken fuck from his ass to his skull- to keep warm officer. :D

actually, I would probably ask him if he's lost, and point him in the direction of the Beer Store, next to the group therapy/anger management classes. ;)

[lms2]

what about that one?

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by lms2
what about that one?

How about this??

[lms2]

:confused: You really like that one better?

[Big Troubles]

Not too bad at all. :D

but Im horny AND hungry. :lol:

[guwapo_rocker]

MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[lms2]

How bout these? They don't get animated unless your up close and personal.

[guwapo_rocker]

Okay.

[Big Troubles]

its milking time boys. ;) You lactate intolerant fuckers get out of here! LOL

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by lms2
How bout these? They don't get animated unless your up close and personal.

If you stare at it long enough, does it turned into one of those abstract pictures? Is it a sailboat? :D

[lms2]

Sorry. I tried.

[ELVIS]

This one is ok, I liked the other one better...

You're a virgo ??

When is your Bday...

[lms2]

September 19, 1965

[SoCalChelle]

Wow, I like that one, lms. :)

And I like that dollidol.com site from your previous avatar too....I just might have to make myself a new one too.

[ELVIS]

That one is cool...

[lms2]

I like that one too. Its called misery.

I have a teen age daughter. See they are good for something! She has some awesome pics, but they don't shrink down too good.

[ELVIS]

Make it 100x100 pixels...

[rucalobe]

I would tell him: "Dude, you fucked up long enough. Now, go back to your house, call Dave, sort your shit out, and get the REAL VAN HALEN on the road again for one last time. You have ten seconds before I open this can of whopass!!!"

[ELVIS]

Are you as cute as your daughter ??

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by lms2
Sorry. I tried. And succeeded! ;) Great avatar pic!

[dave_is_vh]

If I met Ed I would tell him to get his head out of his ass and bring Dave back.

If that didn't get his attention, I would then tell him that future access to beer and cigarette money is dependent upon Dave's return.

Cause it is.

[rustoffa]

I'd be like, "Sonofa....man, I've been a huge fan for years....ah...ah
can't believe it's really you! Whoah!, watch it bro...are you ok?

Anyway, how's the tour goin'? Whoah!, I gotcha.....maybe you should
step away from the curb bro.....yeah, over here...kick ass!

Man, I gotta tell ya....the fucking dynamics of your playing changed
the face of hard rock back in the day and WHOAH!!!.....are you ok?

That's it man, Look at me....I'm your friend, and friends don't let friends wobble up and down the sidewalk drunk.

There's a cop over there, he probably knows where your hotel is.

YO OCCIFER!, I NEED SOME HELP OVER HERE"!

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by lms2
I like that one too. Its called misery.

I have a teen age daughter. See they are good for something! She has some awesome pics, but they don't shrink down too good.

That one is great!:D

[bueno bob]

I think, at this point, I'd just walk up to him and say

"You and your brother are, without a doubt, the biggest fucking dickweeds in rock and roll history. Have a nice day, you washed up has-been assfuck. Now go call David before I kick you in the nuts, you sloppy drunk. Here's a bottle of wine for the effort."

Or something to that effect.

[Chaz Rock City]

Ed, I been listening to Van Halen for 21 years, and I'm only 29. There are no albums I like more than the first six Van Halen albums. Look at Diver Down, the band was even trying and it was great. The four of you really had something. But since the 96 reunion you have done nothing but shit on the band's legacy. You misled millions of people in 96 just to sell a greatest hits. I really believe your music means more to me than it does to you. Bitch

[Matt White]

I'd say "HEY! Didn't you used to be EVH? WOW! What a LOSER you turned out to be!!!!"
Then I'd punch him in the mouth & roll 'em for whatever spare change he was gonna blow on smokes and Ripple. Then, for good measure, I'd kick him in the TEETH.

FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!

[=Marshall=]

First I'd be the fan that I am and thank him for the music and the inspiration, then maybe ask about his gear in the early albums.

Then I'd 'educate' him that rock bands that have true chemistry, where everything just click's, don't come that often. But you fuckin had it with DLR!! Then you ruined the legacy with Hagar. I mean, Zep lost their drummer, and called it a day because the chemistry wouldn't have been there! Their DRUMMER! You lost your fucking FRONT MAN!! And you WENT ON WITH ANOTHER!? That's just fucked up bro. Now, if you still wanna contribute to the history of classic rock and roll, CALL DAVE!! And sober the fuck up!!! *bitch slap*

[lms2]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
And succeeded! ;) Great avatar pic!

Thanks. I think you missed the one I said didn't get animated...But I might keep this one for a day or two.

[lms2]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Are you as cute as your daughter ??

Even cuter. But that's not a picture of my daughter...that is my daughter's picture as in one she went and downloaded from who knows where. She has quite a collection.

[frenchie]

if i met edward,i will ask him " hey,do you know led zeppelin,or pink floyd,'cause these bands became legend rock bands an' your band became the most stupid and laughin' thing rockn'roll has never seen"
no,.....in fact; i will say"sorry,i don't speak english".

[lms2]

Hey frenchie, how are ya?

[frenchie]

i'm just a gigolo.....and everywhere go........
oups sorry, ........, i'm going fine, thanks, and you?

[lms2]

good, good.

[frenchie]

lms ,what does it means?

[lms2]

Could mean alot of things, or nothing at all. What is really in a name?

[frenchie]

ouahhhhh! j'ai rien compris

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Fuck off

Blow me, bitch.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by lms2
Even cuter. But that's not a picture of my daughter...that is my daughter's picture as in one she went and downloaded from who knows where. She has quite a collection.

Mid aged woman, possibly divorced, jealous of the beauty of her own daughter, desperately looking for a male to get laid with. Hurry up boys!!!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I think, at this point, I'd just walk up to him and say

"You and your brother are, without a doubt, the biggest fucking dickweeds in rock and roll history. Have a nice day, you washed up has-been assfuck. Now go call David before I kick you in the nuts, you sloppy drunk. Here's a bottle of wine for the effort."

Or something to that effect.

Ditto.

[ROTHandRoll]

hopefully kick start his passion for guitar as well as his skills by punting his nads across a football field, sans cup.

[lms2]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Mid aged woman, possibly divorced, jealous of the beauty of her own daughter, desperately looking for a male to get laid with. Hurry up boys!!!

***** giggling like a school girl; but still not saying a word. I think somebody misses me.****

[light 'em up!]

I met him in 93 or 94 in St. Louis, MO. I was awestruck and he was real nice about it. If I saw him today, it would be a completely different story. Now, if I met Dave, I'd really be awestruck!

[lms2]

Why would it be a different story today?

What if, and this is just a WHAT IF, you met Dave and it turns out that Eddie actually was a nicer guy than him. I mean if you met Dave in person and he really snubbed you, or turned out to be very arrogant or something?

Even if Dave is usually a decent person and a hell of a guy, WHAT IF you just happened to catch him on a bad day, or on "his night out" and he was drunk, or any one a million different scenarios.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by lms2
***** giggling like a school girl; but still not saying a word. I think somebody misses me.****

Yup. I miss my punching bag.

Now, seriously, you have to be really a disfunctional mother; I have never heard of a mother claiming to be cuter than her daughter, except, of course, jealous ones.

Do you still have an husband or all he cares about your relationship is his daughter?

[light 'em up!]

IMS2,

My whole perception of Ed just changed after 1996. The first time I met him I practically froze in my tracks. If I met him today, I would be more inclined to ask him why the fuck he keeps dissin' Dave.

[lms2]

Originally posted by light 'em up!
IMS2,

My whole perception of Ed just changed after 1996. The first time I met him I practically froze in my tracks. If I met him today, I would be more inclined to ask him why the fuck he keeps dissin' Dave.

I certainly respect your opinion regarding Eddie. 1996 was sick and wrong.

I was just curious about IF you met Dave, and it didn't go so great, how you would feel about the whole mess then.

[lms2]

Elvis,

My apologies. Earlier in this thread you asked if I was as cute as my daughter. I jokingly replied that I was "even cuter". Most men realize that young girls full of youth and vitality are much more beautiful than wrinkled old women full of piss and vinegar. Someone has apparently taken offense to that statement.

In light of this fact, I would simply like to say my daughter is very sweet, beautiful, and not conceited at all like her momma. I am an just an old hag having a little fun on a message board. Sorry if you took me seriously.

lms/lms2

[GAR]

I'd say, Yeah how goes it with the cancer, and when is Roth gonna lead the group again?

Nothing else, just to the point really...

[GAR]

.. and could he release THOSE UNRELEASED TEN ALBUMS OF UNRELEASED STUFF HE SHOULD HAVE RELEASED TEN YEARS AGO OR MORE

[lms2]

But there is nothing in the vault. :angel:

If there was anything left in the vault, do you think we would suck so much now? :gulp:

and its all DAVES fault. :cry:

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by GAR
I'd say, Yeah how goes it with the cancer, and when is Roth gonna lead the group again?

Nothing else, just to the point really...

I'd show him this picture and ask him where he got this Ronald McDonald's clone and what about hiring the real Ronald for the next "cancered and whaled" tour.

http://www.cabands.com/interviews/5/hagar/IMG_4857.jpg

[bueno bob]

lol

[DLRdelight!]

I would be glad to meat him and ask if he can teach me some kewl shit like the intros to women in love, mean street and ask for one of his guitars

[bru87tr]

kick him in the balls!

[Matt White]

I'd crown him "KING OF BEERS" with one of his new overpriced Charvel guitars. "KA-BONG!!!!!!!!" His empty head would split open and reveal the tiny alien who was responsible for ERUPTION and ALL THE OTHER CLASSIC VAN HALEN HITS, long dead inside the drunken shell of EVH.

:gulp: :guzzle: :donkey:

[Don Corleone]

Ed you'd better be wearing a cup.... because Luca's going to kick you in the balls.

[Jano]

I'll share some beers with him and get drunk .Why?
-Him to be natural!
-Me ,just to forget what a waste this guy his!

[JCOOK]

I would do an intervention-- Hold him down make him listen to "intruder" over and over until he passed out. Then the sleep deprivation while playing "man on a mission" for three days straight that should just about do it.

[Davidsgrl]

Originally posted by lms2
LOL

I would....be happy to meet him, depending on how he acted. I would want to hear his side of the story,and then I would tell him how much his true fans want him to get back with Dave. Unless he was a total jerk off drunken delerious mother like you all say. Then I would cut the conversation short. Who wants to waste time with a used to be.

Exactly! I would be like, "you were way better when Roth was in VH (hint-hint), but I still think you are kick-ass." Now if I met Roth on the other hand (by the way, I'm purring right now)...Hee-Hee, Ha-Ha.

[jhale667]

I dealt with Eddie a bunch during my music retail stint...always was nice to me...seemed a little scattered in a mad-scientist kinda way, but always friendly and cool. Though I remember management actually told me "DO NOT MENTION DAVE"! I've also been told he gets weirded out by fawning fan types...so I always tried to treat him like every OTHER famous guitar hero that walked up to my counter....but again, was always cool to me...but then, so was Dave!

[Figs]

I would say "Fuck you, man! Quit fucking over your real fans and get back with Dave!! And stop letting you're big brother make all your decisions for you!!!" Then I'd kick him in the jimmy. Then his bodyguards woulf beat the shyteoutta me!



Actually I'd probably say I'm a big fan of his work, pause, then say "up to 1984 anyway," then he'd curse me out and I'd run away like a pussy...

[secrets]

I'd say "Ed get over your inferiority complex, and for fuck's sake stop putting Dave down. You owe him more respect."

Actually I'd just ignore him. He's an amazing guitarist but he's so full of himself and has very little of interest to say about much of anything.

[BRANDON]

i would punch him in the face, and say that's for dave.and by the way you can't play guitar anymore loser.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

I WOULD HIT HIM UP FOR A CIGARETTE

THEN I WOULD SAY HOW COME YOU STILL SMOKE CIGARETTES

THEN I'D TAKE AWAY HIS CIGARETTES

[Matt White]

I'd ask him "You seen EVH around here?"
he'd reply "I'ms EVVVH......yeah (hic!)"
I'd say "No, I'm sure EVH isn't so short......or such a FUCKING LOSER!!!"
Then I'd punch him in the gut. And he'd spit up his liver. And he'd want to autograph it for me.
I'd refuse.
And walk away.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Matt White
I'd ask him "You seen EVH around here?"
he'd reply "I'ms EVVVH......yeah (hic!)"
I'd say "No, I'm sure EVH isn't so short......or such a FUCKING LOSER!!!"
Then I'd punch him in the gut. And he'd spit up his liver. And he'd want to autograph it for me.
I'd refuse.
And walk away.

then you would ask him to suck his dick

fucking flamer

[Matt White]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
then you would ask him to suck his dick

fucking flamer

Nooooo....That's the job of a SHEEP. I'm sure he has serviced you COUNTLESS times. Now, peddle your LAME ass back over to the Links junior. Sycophants are WELCOME over there.

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[tjvhou812]

matt you are a sheep, a gay one

[Matt White]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
matt you are a sheep, a gay one

NOW NOW. Your MOM doesn't think I'm gay junior. Just ask your dad, he's sittin out on the back porch, where he's always at when I come over to plug your Mamma. No, your Dad said YOU were a "Nancy-Boy". I said "don't be so hard on 'em..OOppss! Your ALWAYS HARD ON 'em!!!"
Sad little man that your are.

[tjvhou812]

the only thing sad is your jokes

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
the only thing sad is your jokes

GET BACK IN THE FUCKING PEN!!! DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN!!! (hey that rhymes):mad:

[Matt White]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
the only thing sad is your jokes

BRILLIANT!!! Over 1160 post, and not ONE with any wit or humor! GOOD WORK! No wonder your so popular over at the links. A regular "Copernicus of the Stupid". Stiffle it LITTLE MAN.

[tjvhou812]

well if your ass wasnt so loose you would feel it

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
BRILLIANT!!! Over 1160 post, and not ONE with any wit or humor! GOOD WORK! No wonder your so popular over at the links. A regular "Copernicus of the Stupid". Stiffle it LITTLE MAN.

Goddamn, that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Rikk
Goddamn, that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

see rikk has a sence of humor, even when theres no humor involved

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
see rikk has a sence of humor, even when theres no humor involved

Which is actually an advantage over tjvhou812, who's sole existance is tragic humor.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Which is actually an advantage over tjvhou812, who's sole existance is tragic humor.

myob bob..
before i smack the shit off your tooth

[bueno bob]

:D

Dig it!!

[Matt White]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
myob bob..
before i smack the shit off your tooth

Just the latest in a long line of ATTENTION WHORES, BOB. Nothing to say, and a lifetime to say it. A Van Hagar SHEEP who is threatened by fans of CLASSIC VAN HALEN. Get along little fella, back to the links from whence 'ya came.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
myob bob..
before i go back to the links

No! You won't do that! You COULDN'T do that!

OK, you know what?

I DARE YA!

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by bueno bob
No! You won't do that! You COULDN'T do that!

i fucked matt white's ass in half!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
PLEES, BUENO BOB......I MUST LURN HOW TOO SPEL! CAN EEW TEECH MEE?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by tjvhou812


No, sorry junior, I don't swing both ways like you. Get in touch with BIGBADZERO. Right up your alley, HOMO!!!!
I'm sure they're missing you over at the links. SERIOUSLY, you can go back and argue that Spammy belongs in the ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME as a solo "artist".:lol: Then, go out and get that mullet cut, junior.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Matt White
im a real woman

[Matt White]

That's what I thought LITTLE MAN! Shut your COCKSUCKER! Go back and tell BRETT how you got your ASS handed to you by the ARMY. Then, argue that EVH is "IMPROVISING" during his solo and isn't a DRUNKEN MESS!!!:lol:

:donkey:

[bueno bob]

Use an apostrophe when using words like "I'M", tjvhou812. When using "I'M", essentially you're saying "I Am". To shorten this effectively, for the best english construction, it is a rule to insert an apostrophe after the conjuction of the two words...in essence, "I'M" (note the placement of the apostrophe for future reference). This rule also applies when using other joined words, such as "It's" (It Is), "They're" (They Are), "We've" (We Have), and so on.

First lesson for free, tjv. :)

[rustoffa]

It's not composition he understnds bb, it's compost.

Yard mowing.

[Matt White]

Still would like to meet him...and KNOCK some sense into his EMPTY head!!!!

[bueno bob]

Wouldn't work...offer him booze, it's the only thing he understands anymore.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Wouldn't work...offer him booze, it's the only thing he understands anymore.

How about a Bottle of Schlitz up side his head? Colt 45? Ripple?
I bet he understands pain these days. Just listen to his solo off ANY boot from this tour. I bet he's feeling AWFUL when he play's like THAT!!!!!:lol:

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[bueno bob]

\,,/ :D

[Matt White]

I would offer to give him lessons on his old material so he doesn't go out there and EMBARESS himself any further. And convince him to take a shower. And get a shave. Maybe some cologne. Clean his act up. What a shame, at his age. Looks like a street person. Get rid of the cowboy boots with the hole in the toe. Get him some "Senseable Shoes".


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[NightProwler]

A street person? Do you think Sammy's been giving him fashion tips?

[Matt White]

Spammy has been givin' him the TIP of something for years!!!!


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!

[Kristy]

I'd just kick him in the nuts and then tell his he's way too talented for his own good.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Kristy
I'd just kick him in the nuts and then tell his he's way too talented for his own good.

Kristy, I believe EVH had his nads removed along with his hip. Just kick him in the teeth. It would be easy. He'll be layin' on the ground anyway!!!!


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!

[Matt White]

I would still like to put EVH's teeth on the curb...and STOMP on the back of his neck!!!!!


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

[LadyTudor2711]

Well, I guess it is just late, but I would probably remain calm and composed , I would not act like a moron. I would not try to touch him, which many people try to do. Would you want some stranger trying to touch you? I certainly would NOT bring up either Dave or Spammy, nor would I ask him about his hip, therapist or marital situation. Nor would I ask him to show me his tongue , would he like a drink or if I could hold his guitar. I bet he would be quite interesting to have a conversation with and maybe even take to bed, but as long as you avoided the aforemntioned taboos.

LT

[Bad Muthafucker]

i'd take out my cock and piss on EVH for being such an ego-manic asshole.

[LadyTudor2711]

That sounds like a great conversation starter... Well done.


LT

[Hecubus]

Thank him for all of the great music and talk to him about guitars.

[Matt White]

Kick him in de NUTZ!!!


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

[Matt White]

Since FIGS isn't here at the moment...allow me...

BUMP!!!

A TRULY "CLASSIC" Thread

[fret_buzz_blues]

Shake my head at his sight. "To think what it once was..."

[DrMaddVibe]

Boot to the nuts!

Fuck Eddie!

[Matt White]

That's the spirit!!!!

[tjvhou812]

Damn we had some good wars last year

[Matt White]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
Damn we had some good wars last year

HA!!!

You cheeky Devil you!!!

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Matt White
HA!!!

You cheeky Devil you!!!

Damn MR. White, you was a prick a year ago:D

[Matt White]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
Damn MR. White, you was a prick a year ago:D

:eek: SSSSHHHHhhhhhhhhhh...TJ....

I got 'em all snowballed into thinkin' I'm a "nice" guy......


BWAH-BWAH-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Matt White
:eek: SSSSHHHHhhhhhhhhhh...TJ....

I got 'em all snowballed into thinkin' I'm a "nice" guy......


BWAH-BWAH-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


lol

[Michael Hutin]

If I ever meet Steady Eddie I would take him to meet my mate stuart who looks just like him. We call him Steady, Steady Eddie Van Halen.

[Douglas T.]

I would probably have to ask him if he wants a TIC TAC 'cuz I hate beer breath! !! !!!DT
...yeah i know that's a givin'!

[mako_kimura]

Me personally, I'd take a picture, get him to autograph something, and thank him for "Jump"

[fret_buzz_blues]

Maybe I'd suddenly laugh and say, "Man, you've REALLY fucked your career up for the last 20 years!" and walk away.

[NATEDOG001976]

I've already met king Roth, Ed would be a bore.

[roryrobson666]

i would hug him and get him to sign my guitar!

[Matt White]

KA-BONGGGGGGGGG!!!

[bru87tr]

spit in his face, kick the shit out of him then piss on him as he lie on the floor crying.

[Matt White]

Then he'd be in his usual state!:D

[stilleddiesangel]

I'd shag him!!! :D

[John Holmes]

If I were Goldan AWe, I'd sucked his cock hard and then proceeded to lick his ...

[Golden AWe]

BOLLOCHS .

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by John(MEATCHUGGER) Holmes
I'd sucked his cock hard and then proceeded to lick his ...

NAZI FAGGOT !!!

[Golden AWe]

"John Curtis Estes (August 8, 1944 – March 13, 1988) better known as John Holmes, John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd (after the lead character in a series of related films), was one of the most famous male porn stars of all-time, appearing in about 2,500 adult movies in the 1970s and 1980s, including one gay film and a handful of gay loops. He is best known for his large penis, his involvement in the brutal Wonderland Murders in 1981, and his death from AIDS."

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
"John Curtis Estes (August 8, 1944 – March 13, 1988) better known as John Holmes, John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd (after the lead character in a series of related films), was one of the most famous male porn stars of all-time, appearing in about 2,500 adult movies in the 1970s and 1980s, including one gay film and a handful of gay loops. He is best known for his large penis, his involvement in the brutal Wonderland Murders in 1981, and his death from AIDS."

They forgot to mention he was a FELCHER !

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
NAZI FAGGOT !!!

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[Diamondjimi]

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[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
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[light 'em up!]

I met him in 1993 in St. Louis and he was a pretty cool guy I must say. I was so awed by his presence I must have looked like a complete dork, but I'm sure he got the same reaction a million times before. I wanted to ask for a pic but I chickened out since I only had about 15 seconds before he was whisked away. It would be a different story today... I wouldn't be in awe at all... I'd try and sit him down and talk some sense to him; maybe over a bottle of Smoking Loon.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
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HMMM...

[Matt White]

A KICK IN THE TEETH.......seems the most appropriate response

[Mulattothrasher]

I'd ask him to think of the children....reunite with Roth like the fans want, and release a Fair Warning type album where the bass actually does something in the songs hehe

[Matt White]

...and then kick him in the head!!!